About a year later, Bart and Meg were now awaiting the birth of their next child. They were told it was going to be a girl, exciting them both. Bart loved having a boy like Shane of course, but a girl would be good for Meg and he wondered if he would be like Homer when Lisa or Maggie were born.

This was also kind of big, their daughter was going to be a year and three days younger than her big brother. It was a normal day, Bart and Meg were getting ready for the Fourth of July. Three-year-old Shane was playing downstairs and they had to get ready for the time of barbecues Meg smiled, but then felt a stabbing pain in her stomach and grabbed it, tears leaking out of her eyes.

"B-Bart..." Meg whimpered. "It's time..."

Bart's eyes widened. He quickly called Lisa to come over and look after Shane for them. Luckily Lisa didn't live to far away from their new house and she stopped by to look after her favorite nephew while Bart and Meg quickly got into the car to get to the hospital. Meg was moaning and crying as she really wanted their child to be born, but she remembered to try her breathing, remembering about last time.

"Don't worry, babe," Bart soothed. "We're almost there. We're almost there..." he honked the horn angrily. "MOVE IT, DUFF NUT!"

"Oh, Bart, we'll never make it in time..." Meg frowned, looking very unhappy and worried as sweat dropped down her face.

"We will make it, I know we will... Just hang in there, babe. Just breathe..."

Meg nodded, then continued to breathe, she hoped their daughter would stay in there until the time it would be born. This was very nerve-wrecking, her heart was pounding and she felt like this was going to take forever. Finally, after ages, they pulled up to the hospital parking lot and Meg was placed into a wheelchair.


"We need a doctor, ASAP!" Bart cried to the front desk.

"Names?" the nurse asked.

"Bart and Megan Simpson," the woman in labor said urgently between wheezy breaths. "Please, we don't have much time!"

"Orderly, please take this woman to room 1028," the nurse told another worker as they came by to wheel Meg away as she breathed wheezily. "Do you have a name for the baby?"

"Abraham if it's a boy and Sydney if it's a girl," Bart said as he quickly went to aid his wife. "Oh, dear... Be careful!"

The nurse went to make a call for the doctor.

"Ugghhh, this feels like a horror movie!" Meg instantly got cranky due to the pain and hormones. "GET IT OUT! GET THE BABY OUT NOW!"

"We will soon, babe, promise!" Bart said to her as he went to get changed in hospital scrubs.

"I HATE YOU, BART!" Meg yelled out.

Bart didn't take it personally, he knew she didn't mean it.


After Bart got into the scrubs to help Meg deliver the baby and Sarah came as the midwife, it was time to get ready. The doctor came and was ready to help Bart and Meg have this baby. Meg screamed and yelled out, squeezing the life out of Bart's hand every chance she got, she did it about four or five times. The final time, her screaming was followed by the wail of a healthy baby.

"It's a girl!" the doctor announced as he held a yellow-skinned baby with a tuft of brown hair, crying and wiggling in his hands.

"A girl..." Meg whispered softly.

"A girl..." Bart also whispered with a tear in his eye and smile on his face.

"Our girl." Meg and Bart said, looking to each other.

"What's her name?" the doctor asked, wrapping the baby into a pink blanket.

Meg sniffled with a smile. "Sydney... Sydney Mona Simpson."

The doctor smiled. What a lovely name.


After the after births were let out and Meg was able to get back into her clothes, Bart was wheeling her out with their little bundle in their arms. Sydney was sucking on her Aunt Maggie's cleaned up and old pacifier, it was Maggie's present from the baby shower after it was announced Meg was pregnant again.

"She's so beautiful..." Bart smiled, then looked lovingly to Meg. "Just like you."

Meg smiled as she fondly looked to him and little Sydney. Meg then removed her pink beanie and decided to let baby Sydney wear it.

"Aww~..." Bart and Meg smiled adoringly.

Their little family was perfect. Like Patty and Selma before them, Lisa and Maggie were frequent visitors to their niece and nephew. However, they weren't smothering like Patty and Selma and still found Shane just as cute as Sydney despite Patty and Selma telling Bart when Lisa was born that 'the bigger they get, the cuter they ain't'.

Meg and Bart tried to assure Shane that they loved both their children equally and didn't want to exclude him from anything so he wouldn't feel too jealous or angry with Sydney. This made Shane and Sydney feel like best friends and were very close siblings as they grew up together.


A couple of years later, Meg and Bart were on the couch together, watching TV. It was a fine night until there was yelling heard from upstairs. Bart and Meg were about to decide which one of them should go up first, but they decided that they both should. They yelling sounded like it had doubled, which meant maybe both Shane and Sydney were in trouble. The happy couple of parents sanctured upstairs and went into a bedroom, flicking the light on and saw their children in their twin beds.

"What's going on up here?" Bart asked.

"Are you dears okay?" Meg added, her motherly concerns breaking out, being the mother she wished her own could have been.

"Shane gave me a bad dream!" Sydney cried out.

"Uh-uh, you gave me a bad dream!" Shane hissed.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"DID TOO!"

"Both of you stop it right now!" Bart scolded them, obediently, making them shut up. "Now... What is the problem?"

"We had bad dreams, Daddy." Sydney frowned.

Bart crouched next to their daughter's bed. "What happened?"

"I dreamt that Grandma and Grandpa Griffin took Mommy away and they were meant to her!" Sydney cried out.

Bart looked a little shocked. What would Sydney know about Peter and Lois? They never came to visit their family and vice versa. "Sweetie... What do you know about your grandparents from your mommy?"

"Shane told me..." Sydney hid under her covers.

"Sorry, Mom... Sorry, Dad..." Shane frowned, feeling maybe he was in trouble now.

"It's okay, dear, they won't hurt you, I promise," Meg soothed. "Now... How about Mommy and Daddy tell you a story to help you get back to sleep?"

The kids quietly cheered as they got tucked back into their beds.

"What kind of story, Mom?" Shane asked wih a smile.

"Well... What kind of story would you like to hear?" Meg asked with a smile.

Sydney and Shane looked to each other, then looked to their parents, they were almost like twins and had the same exact thing in mind. "How you and Daddy met!"

"Oh, are you sure?" Meg smirked, she wouldn't mind telling them, it was a lovely story.

"Please... We'll go right back to sleep after you tell us!" Shane was even eager, even if he was the older brother.

"Well... Okay," Meg smiled, making her kids cheer again. "Once upon a time ago... In a town called Springfield... There was a school where your Aunt Lisa went to and she had a pen pal named Megan Griffin."

Shane and Sydney gasped in excitement.

"Your Aunt Lisa decided to have her pen pal come over to her house to meet her family," Bart added, continuing with a smile. "So Megan Griffin rode on a plane to visit Aunt Lisa, Aunt Maggie, Grandpa Homer, and Grandma Marge... Now... Am I missing someone?"

"You, Daddy!" Sydney pointed.

"That's right, Princess!" Bart piped up with a smile. "Megan came off the plane and she met the boy of her dreams... That boy was your daddy... And after that adventure, Aunt Lisa, Mommy, and Daddy had many adventures and became friends..."

"And they all lived happily ever after..." Meg finished with a smile, seeing that Shane and Sydney were suddenly getting sleepy in their beds again, now going to have sweet dreams.

"The End..." Meg and Bart said, kissing their childrens' foreheads, then decided to go turn off the light and shut the door gently.

"Sleep tight..." Bart whispered as he shut the door, putting his arm around Meg. "Think we're good parents, babe?"

"Yeah... Cuz... " Meg went to the piano suddenly as she played a little tune.


It seems today
That all you see
Is one-shots in fan fiction including cliche storms

"But where are those good-old fashioned crossovers?~" Bart added, joining her.

Suddenly Sydney and Shane slid into the room, despite being in their pajamas. "On which we used to review?~"

The family took off their clothes, showing Broadway golden tail coats with pants for the guys and sparkling shoes with top hats.

"Lucky there's a Simpsons Guy~" the new Simpsons family sang together.

"Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us~"

"L-O-L!~" Sydney and Shane said together.

"This... Is... My... Simpsons... Guy... Story!~"

They all made one last move and then the story cover showed up after the song ended and thus ending this crossover story.

The End


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