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AN: Thank you to my reviewers! I know that I didn't post the last chapter till recently, but I have a good reason! My stinking computer wouldn't let me on the internet, and it took a while to get the internet back up, especially because my mother was pretty busy, seeing as my little sister has lice. Yeah, that's my life story.
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What is your name and age?
I'm Barty Crouch Jr. Or, I also double as Hannah-Lynn North Dakota. I'm thirty three, but Hannah-Lynn North Dakota is only fourteen. Yeah…
Describe yourself.
Well, the Barty Crouch Jr. me is a Death Eater, but Hannah-Lynn me is a best selling popstar! Even though I'm working for the Dalt Wisney corporation.
Where are you?
At my concert. You get the best of both worlds! Mix em all together amd you become a squib!
What are your likes?
All my adorable money! I mean, fans… yeah….
What are your dislikes?
Those people who accuse me of lip-syncing! Just cause I'm backstage filling out this questionnaire, while the audience is listening to me sing means nothing!
What are you thinking about right now?
I don't think. That's for people who like doing physical exercise. People call me an airhead for some reason, though…
What's your favorite saying?
Nobody's perfect! Except for me! I don't have to work it! Cause I'm better than all of you! I sit back and laugh while you TRY and imitate me! That's my bestselling song.
Who makes your bed?
Snape. He's my only fan in the whole Riddle Mansion, so I bribe him with Hanna-Lynn hair, and autographs and stuff. Yeah….
How uncreative do you think you are?
Well, people say that I don't write my own lyrics…. I do! It's just, that the Dalt Wisney writers came up with the lyrics first!
Would you rather eat cake, or lose your record label?
I can't eat cake! I ruin my lipgloss that way! Eww!! And the record label? Hah! Girls would line the streets to give me a home after I lose my record label! So there!
What if you broke your nail?
Oh dear god… I THINK I MIGHT DIE OF HEART COMBUSTION!
What is the first thing you do during the day?
Well, if I'm sleeping as Hannah-Lynn, I have to use my electric cattle prod to get Snape off of me… if not, then I have to use my electric cattle prod to get Fenrir off my bed.
What is your biggest wish for humanity?
That we all learn the proper methods of personal hygiene. That way, I don't have to see people like Slughorn walking around. I might have to use a sticking charm to keep that wig on dear old Voldie, though…. I always figured he'd look good as a blonde, but he doesn't seem to agree, I might have to try pink…
Have you ever been to France?
Yeah, Hannah-Lynn did an international tour. And it was just EWWWW! I mean, they eat SNAILS! Ew! Ew! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! I swear, I think I'm going ot be mentally scarred!
Stilettos or combat boots?
I LOVE SHOES! I'm a fashionista! And I LOVE stilettos! Combat boots are the devil. I hate it when Lucius says we have to wear them on a mission. This isn't like the army! God!
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AN: Ciao! I know, I've probably mentally scarred you for life by now in the whole story. If so, STOP READING! Right, well which deathie do you want next? Review!
AND DON'T DO DRUGS!
