Here is some more time with the escapees! And credit to CrimsonDarkness for sending me the jokes! Enjoys people. And no feedback on KH around the world? Except Katy who want Sephiroth chased with..... I'm not saying the rest cause then it's a SPOILER!
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They head to a small restaurant.
"I want this!" Xion points to a large fancy slice of cake. Marluxia rolls his eyes.
"Get an actual meal first, then you can have the cake." he says and takes a menu. Sora and the others sit at various tables around the outside of the restaurant. They all start ordering.
"A cheeseburger!" Larxene says.
"We're in France, Larxene." Luxord says without taking his eyes of the pictures. Larxene thinks for a minute.
"You're right! French Fries too!" Larxene shouts. Xion nods.
"Me too!" She licks her lips. Sora glares at the menu.
I can't read this..... Better choose randomly. Sora thinks to himself. He moves his lips, trying to sound the word out.
"Es- Es- Carrot?" He mumbles.
"Did you say something?" Xion asks. He shakes his head.
"No. I didn't say anything." Sora lies. He points to the 'escarrots' and says he wants them. The waiter raises an eyebrow but writes down the order. The rest order combinations of French Fries, pizza (pepperoni and veggie), and cheeseburgers.
"They shall be ready in a moment." The waiter says in a classic French accent.
"Dang! I didn't know they really talked like that." Roxas says, amazed. He stares at the waiter going to the kitchen. Frank shrugs.
"Whatever floats your boat." He takes a chug of a water bottle he'd bought while running.
"Sora, are you okay?" Xion asks. Sora nods.
"I have a question for you, Xion." he says with a confused expression.
"What?"
"Well, you're my Nobody right?"
"Yeah. So?"
"Why'd you call me your dad?"
"It's true! You did create me after all, Daddy." Xion leans back in her chair. Sora blushes.
"Daddy?" he asks with a red face. Xion nods.
"Daddy." She starts poking Frank.
"Stop it." Frank says with an annoyed expression. She ignores him.
*poke, poke*
"Stop!"
"NO!"
*poke,poke*
"Knock it off!"
"Make me!"
*poke, poke*
Frank gets mad.
"IF YOU POKE ME AGAIN, I'LL STAB YOU WITH A FORK!!!" he yells. Xion grins.
"Do you even have a fork?" she asks. Frank stops for a second to think.
"...... No....." Xion giggles.
"That's settles it then!"
*poke, poke*
"THAT IS FREAKING IT!!!!" Frank rushes over to another table, grabs some red chakras and rushes at Xion. The red haired guy groans.
"Kid, those are MINE!" Axel shouts and snaps his fingers. A low wall of fire trips Frank. He goes flying straight into Xion's lap.
"EWW!! GET HIM AWAY! Help me, Daddy!" Xion tosses Frank to the floor and hugs Sora.
"Sora? Xion?" Axel asks. He summons his Eternal Flame chakras back and sits at their table.
"Hey Axel." Roxas says, distracted by the colorful menu.
"Hey, they've got sea salt ice cream! Sweet. I'm getting some." Roxas says to no one in particular.
"Hey, weren't you guys in jail?" Axel asks. Xion shakes her head.
"We got out." Sora says, blushing from his 'daughter' being in his lap. Frank crosses his arms.
"Anyone going to help me beat up Xion?" he asks angrily. Larxene laughs.
"Look at the lovebirds!" She teases Frank. He throws a vase at her. Marluxia catches it and sets it down.
"Your food has arrived." The waiter gives everyone a plate stacked with food. Sora stares at his. There's little gray things on it. He pops open a bottle of ketchup and pours it over the food. Xion stares at it.
"In it goes." Sora says and shallows a forkful of the weird food. Xion gags and drops her fry.
"SORA! HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT?!" Xion squeals. Sora shrugs.
"It's pretty good, actually." Sora eats some more.
"But they're SNAILS!!!!!" Xion screams. Sora drops his fork. He clamps a hand to his mouth.
"S-S-Snail?!" He shrieks.
"Escargot is snails!" Xion yells. Roxas smacks her with a fry.
"Shut up, Xion. You're freaking out Sora!" Luxord looks impressed.
"Good for you, Sora! Trying new foods is always good." Marluxia encourages. Sora turns white.
"S-S-Snails?! I ATE SNAILS!!!" Sora screams, horrified. He suddenly slumps over in his chair. Sora gives a savage grin.
