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Guest reviews:
Guest:"Flavia: I need to make this preppy motorcycle more badass! *paints a bunch of rare steaks on it* much better.
Questionnaire: Alabaster, why does your motorcycle have Hecate on it?
Alabaster: because Hecate. stop asking me questions you preppy poser prep poser fuker slut
Questionnaire: What if I don't?
Alabaster: Hecate. *Pulls out Hecate II*
Flavia: I need to catch a wild bore!
*sees Rabbit hole*
Flavia: I found a wild bore!
Flavia: the wild bore is in Japan and is tougher than the ones in California and canada.
Flavia: I repeat, THE BORE IS IN JAPAN.
*Goes to the rocky mountains*
Flavia: wait, te rocky mountains are in Japan, right?
Alabaster: Let's catch the wild bore! *pulls out Mary-Sue plot device*" Haha, thanks for the epic recap!
Guest:"That chapter was so BOREing" OW. Your pun. It hurts. But not as badly as xxMoonlitexx's...
Guest: "I think the reason she didn't bring Alabaster was because he's kind of useless. Apparently he has to recharge after one spell. Really all he does is stand there and sparkle with Teh Magics of Hecate...wait a minute, is he a Loki expy or an Edward expy?" Hm... maybe both?
Omg u rock Hailey even tho u keep ignorin my u busy?! Its taht stupid bf James hes takin all ur time Well. I think we've figured out the mystery behind Jason's sudden fall from grace. , u should dump his Ass an be wit me. *bow chicka wow wow* Somebody's jealous. not dat way u pervs. It's okay, xxMoonlitexx. We won't hate you because you're gay. We'll hate you because you're a bitch.
56….teh Court Date
Teh bore was thirstful-thirstfuk ... what even is this random keyboard smash of letters and dashes?! for "blood" and that blood was mine! But that fuker wasnt getting any lol.
"Get out your magicful green net" I said an Albaster did. Thru teh awesome "magic" of Hecate "Magic" in quotation marks because I guess Hecate isn't actually magic, she's just got science beyond mortal comprehension I guess, like the bs they tried to sell in the first Thor movies. , the net flew up in teh airs and spun around an around, the bore watched in "terpidaton" this means he was shittin hisself. "Trepidation (trep· i· da· tion | \ ˌtre-pə-ˈdā-shən): a nervous or fearful feeling of uncertain agitation." No mentions of sh*tting.
Teh net fell from the sky like a streak of green paint from the brush of teh gods of the sky. It tangled up the bore till his ass was screwed. Ew... I do not need to hear about the boar getting his ass screwed! Christ, this is rated T!
I couldnt beleeve it, Albaster was like a god among bf's! He actually was successful and competent without the help of Flavia the Magnificent! He's like, a god or something!
"I knew I made teh riteful choice in chosing you, Albaster!" I shouted, and the sky had some lighting in agreemint.
Artmeis misted in front of our eyes "I see thou hast captured the bore, an it ist still alive"
But to the horror of teh gods, the bore was dead *wide smile spreading* What?!, the fuker had a heart attack!1! *rapturous glee* Oh no!
"Teh fates hate me!" I screamed to the sky Hahaha! This is wonderful!
A single tear dripped down Albasters face in porsalin simpathys. WHoooo! YESSSSSSSSS, I CAN USE EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR SUFFERING *atatatatatata*
"But it was alive when I captured it" I said "I didnt even shoot it once!" Welp it's dead now! You! LOOOSE! YAYYYYY!
"I will pleadest thou case to the gods" Artmeis said "Thou must come to Olympics wiht me, also Albaster cause he is a witness"
She gave me a slit of paper that said my court time You got a court time that fast? You barely even have a case yet! (dont you fuking hate goin to court Do I even want to know why xxMoonlitexx went to court?! Poor James and Hailey, I hope they stay safe!)
"Wait but I need a lawyer but all the lawyers are in the felds of punishment!" remmber that lol Hahaha, very funny. Actually, it is kind of funny, Flavia, damned by her own bigotry. *snicker*
"Thou do not need a lawyer cause I hast blast thou with my wisdom" So Flavia's going pro se? Pfith, that'll end well. said Artmeis "teh lawyer for the bore will be Athena an she is grately pissed at thou cause of annabeth"
"But Annabeth Apherditi" I portested. Does it really matter? All none Artmeis goddesses are apparently just blonde Mean Girls anyway. In this universe, Aphrodite and Athena are interchangeable! Which is disgusting.
"She got moved back" Artmeis said "Apherditi disowned her cause she wast shoplifting" I thought Piper was shoplifting? Or was this an entirely separate case of theft?
"lol serves that bitch rite" said gleefuly God I hate you. "well how must I be ready for court?" Well, you could try studying some law and get acquainted with the procedures-
"Thou mustest dress sexly in black so the judge will be empressed" Artmeis conciled. Or you could just dress like a slut! Yeah, that'll impress the jury! Really show them your strong moral character!
"Who is the judge"
Artmeis looked grimful "zeus"
"Mr anythin that moves" I chorkled "this will be easy" Great, and here I thought the Forces of Good might have a chance at prevailing! *cough slut she's a slut cough*
"But hera will be there minatoring his every moves" Said Artmeis. What?! Yes! A speck of hope!
Well maybe I was screwed?
Maybe she is! Maybe Flavia will finally get what's coming to her!
...
But I wouldn't hold my breath.
