"Today was a really good meeting," Kyon casually said as he and Haruhi strolled out of the front of North High. The former was in a calm mood and the other was feeling just genki.

"It certainly was, Kyon," Haruhi replied jovially, reaching out and giving Kyon a pat on the shoulder. After receiving said pat, Kyon then noted that Haruhi's hand had not left his shoulder at all after five seconds.

"Uhhhhh, Haruhi?" Kyon turned to give her a curious look.

Haruhi merely titled her head to the side. Then she grinned widely.

"Haruhi?"

"..."

"...Haruhi, what are you going to-"

Poor Kyon never stood a chance. Standing near the front of the school, Sasaki and Kyouko watched with a mix of horror and curiosity as a certain cynic was pinned down on the ground by a humping Haruhi.

"That," Sasaki said with a twitch as she watched her old friend try to escape the bucking tsundere lying on top of him, "is the most appalling thing I have ever seen in my entire life."

"Indeed it is, Sasaki. Indeed it is," the pigtailed girl agreed as she leaned over and placed a hand onto Sasaki's shoulder.

Time seemed to freeze as the former goddess slowly turned to look at her companion.

Kyouko just grinned.


A/N: Fact- Ninety percent of all rape scenarios start with a touch to the shoulder.