Clowns: Someone is afraid of clowns...... but who?
"Puck guess what, we're going to the circus!" Daphne squealed.
"Huh?"
"We're gonna see elephants and tigers and clowns!" she said.
"The Queen of Hearts works at the circus?" Puck asked, confused.
"No you idiot. The real clowns, the ones that get paid for looking like that, not the ones who ENJOY looking like that!" Sabrina said.
"Yeah, the ones that play jokes on each other and do silly things." Daphne added.
Puck paled, "I don't want to go to the circus! I want to stay here and do nothing!
"Tough luck Puke, Granny said we're all going: Daphne and Red, Mom and Dad, Kaylee, Granny Relda and Mr. Canis, you and me."
"I'm gonna have a talk with that lady," Puck murmured.
"You do that and you come back dead," Sabrina reminded him.
"But I don't wanna go!" he pouted. "I want to stay here!"
"What is up with you? Why are you acting like a baby?" Daphne asked.
Puck suddenly stopped complaining and looked at Sabrina. He knew that she usually didn't use her powers and she shut them down, but now she might have the idea to blackmail him with what was in his mind.
"N..nothing's wrong, let's just go." Puck said.
"Alright! Let's GO!" Daphne cried!
When they arrived, Puck timidly stepped out of the car. He stayed really close to Sabrina and he bent down a couple of times, later peering over Sabrina's head. After the third time he did that, Sabrina turned around to face him.
"WHAT is your deal Puke? You're acting dumber than usual!" she yelled.
Before he could respond a noisy honk erupted in their ears.
"HELLO LITTLE KIDS!!!! ARE YOU HERE TO HAVE SOME FUN!"
Puck whimpered and turned Sabrina around. Standing in front of her was a happy faced clown with bright red lips and a egg-white face.
"YES!" Daphne cried.
"You guys go ahead, Puck wants something to eat, we'll catch up later."
Henry and Relda watched them suspiciously, but when Veronica and Kaylee gave them a 'shut-the-eff-up-you-were-their-age-once-too-and-you-were-in-love' look, and they walked away.
"Okay, so you wanna explain, or should i just go into your mind?" Sabrina demanded.
Puck looked around and led her to the back of a big tent close to them.
"I'm going to tell you a secret, but you can't tell anyone!"
"Alright, shoot Puck, what's your deal?"
Puck sat down on the grass and sighed, "I'mafraidofclowns."
"What?"
"I'mafraidofclowns."
"Puck if you don't......."
"I'M AFRAID OF CLOWNS!" Puck yelled, his face turning bright red.
"Ohhh..." Sabrina said awkwardly.
"Go ahead, make fun of me. You know you want to." Puck said dejectedly.
Sabrina gave a small giggle, which caused Puck's head to droop.
"Oh Puck, don't be so dramatic. I'm not making fun of you!" Sabrina said.
"You're not?" Puck sniffed.
"No silly, I'm just laughing at the fact that you think I'd be making fun of you."
"So you're not going to use this as blackmail?" Puck asked as his head snapped back up.
Sabrina smiled and shook her head.
"Thank you," Puck said as he grabbed both of her hands. "Thank you."
"Yeah, yeah. Just don't let it go to your head, gas-bag."
He sprang back up, "Of course not Ugly! Now, how about we go throw pies filled with piranhas at the clowns."
Sabrina rolled her eyes and shrugged, "What the heck."
And the two blonds left off in search of pies...... and piranhas.
Here's the next one. And thank you for all my fans who got me to second place in elligoat's 'Bestest story of 2009'! I love you all!
