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Episode 56: Song Parody! Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance'! With special guest, Professor Girafales from 'El Chavo del Ocho'!

"OK, thank you Noah, for that fascinating criticism of 'Atlas Shrugged'. Next up..." Professor Girafales checks his list of students with their assigned books. "Courtney, please step on up."

Courtney steps up to the front of the class, holding a copy of 'Twilight'. She clears her throat. "This is my opinion on 'Twilight', by Stephenie Meyer."

The music starts...

Oh oh OOOOOOOOH

oh oh oh OOOOOH

oh oh oh

Twilight's a bad romance!

Oh oh OOOOOOOH

oh oh oh OOOOOOH

oh oh oh

It is a bad romance!

Ra ra, ra ra ra!

Rama, mama ma!

Ra ra, ooh lala!

What a bad romance!

The writting's ugly, just like a disease!

What's wrong with everything, it all makes me freak!

The writing SUUUUUUCKS!

Sucks! Sucks! Sucks!

It really SUUUUUUCKS!

I'm getting ready, my legs have been waxed!

I'm gonna head on over to Meyer's cool pad!

I'll take this book...and Shove it up her ASS!

Right up her AAAAASS!

You know that I hate this

And you know that I loathe this!

I hate this book

It's called 'Twilight'!

The reason why I fucking loathe the series

Is because it's just a bad romance!

The reason why I detest the series

Is because it's just a bad romance!

Oh oh OOOOOOOOH

oh oh oh OOOOOH

oh oh oh

Twilight's a bad romance!

Oh oh OOOOOOOH

oh oh oh OOOOOOH

oh oh oh

It is a bad romance!

Zu zu, la la la!

Wa wa, fa fa fa!

Moo moo, oh la la!

What a bad romance!

And to my horror, I've taken a look!

They've made a fucking film of the book!

The movie SUUUCKED!

Sucked! Sucked! Sucked!

It really SUUUUCKED!

(only a 51% on the Tomato Meter!)

How in the world is this stupid rubbish a hit?

Just the main character makes me feel sick!

Bella's a BIIIITCH!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

She's such a BIIIIITCH!

You know that I loathe it!

And you know that I hate it!

I hate this bad!

This bad romance!

I'd rather eat a roadkill skunk!

Than to suffer another page from this!

I'd rather have a diarrhea shit in my trunk!

Than to read just one more page from this shit!

Wa, wa, mama ma!

No na, ta ta ta!

To la, cha cha cha!

It's a bad romance!

Walk, walk, away from this book

Check it, Mrs. Meyer's crazy

Her vampires sparkle

That just isn't right, baby!

And that Edward, fucking gives me the creeps

He's just so awkward, and he watches me sleep!

Une ira, une soura, souvre notre existance

le tout efacer...

Why am I speaking FREEENCH?

Why was I speaking FREEENCH?

I have never been FREEEEENCH!

And This fucking book sucks!

No joke it really sucks!

I'm getting tired, of bashing this book!

I believe I fucking made my point!

(Oh oh OOOOOH!)

I think I'll go out and give out a look

To some other book series!

Lala, mamama!

Wa wa, it's caca!

Chacha, hahaha!

Harry Potter's better!

"Thank you, thank you all." Courtney was bowing to the applause in her mind. In real life, no one was applauding.

"Miss Courtney...you said nothing about what the book was about. OR about any of the characters. OR about why you think this book, quote unquote, 'sucks'. I'm giving you an F." Professor Girafales jots down Courtney's failing grade right next to her name.

"Fuck you, Courtney!" Lindsay gives Courtney the finger. "Twilight is awesome!"