Oh my gods, thanks to everyone who reviewed/favorited/followed! I'm almost at 600 reviews! You people are AWESOME! ^-^ On a completely random note, I vanished my math textbook! XD ...well, more like taped a black piece of paper to the front... :3

So, this chappie was requested by Avngerscrazygal (guest). And since I totally forgot to post on Sunday, I will come out with the next chappie soon.

Disclaimer: The general population must be very ignorant if they think I own the Avengers. Cuz I don't.


Tony staggered up from the lab, yawning and tripping, to fall flat on his face. "Jarvis, make me some coffee." he commanded, voice muffled by the floor.

"Yes, sir. Might I suggest you get something to eat?" the AI said wisely.

"Yeah, that's probably the thing to do," Tony muttered, pulling himself up from the floor and walking into the corner of the counter. He glared at the corner. "One day, I will get out my power sander and destroy your sharpness," he vowed, before opening a cupboard and pulling down a box of fruit loops.

Yes, even such people as Earth's Mightiest Heroes needed fruit loops. Don't ask.

Tony poured the milk sloppily and reached in the fridge for some blueberries, frowning when he turned up empty handed. He shrugged and sat down and started eating, soon forgetting about the missing blueberries.

Just then, everyone's favorite thunder god came in, headed toward the pop tarts before he caught a glance at the fruit loops and stopped. "That is too unnatural a color to eat..." he muttered, eyes growing wide. "It must be poison!"

"What?" Tony slurred, starting to fall asleep. Thor, however, assumed that he was falling prey to the poison and dumped the rest of the cereal over Tony's head in order to prevent him from falling into a permanent sleep. "What the h***?!" Tony spluttered, shaking his head and glaring at the god.

"Friend Tony!" Thor beamed. "You have overcome the poison!"

"...What...?" Tony said, brows furrowed.

"You were about to eat poison," Thor supplied.

Tony stared at him. "I think I might be hallucinating," he muttered, leaving to take a shower.

Thor, mission completed, finally got his pop tart and munched on it. While he was in "pop tart la la land", Natasha came in, stretching her muscles. She poured herself a bowl of fruit loops and sat down, letting her mind drift.

Thor, finally noticing the newest arrival, glanced at her. His eyes widened again as he spotted her eating the same "poison" as Tony had been. Natasha was staring at the wall with a glazed look. So, of course, Thor pulled the bowl out of her hands and dumped it over her head.

Natasha was dragged out of her thoughts and glared at the god. "What was that for?!" she hissed.

"You were consuming poison," Thor said, slightly puzzled at her actions.

Natasha's eyes narrowed through the curtain of wet hair.

Just then, Clint also came in. It didn't take him long to grasp the situation. The two spies attacked.

Later, an aching Thor limped into his room and flopped onto his bed, grabbing Tanngrisnir and holding on tightly. "Why does this happen sometimes?" he asked the toy.

Tanngrisnir couldn't answer.


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