Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Yang, turkey! Weiss, ketchup! Blake, bread! Naruto, defence!" Ruby called out just at the start of the battle between the two teams. Nora flipped a table filled with watermelons at them, while the other members of Team Juniper started to chuck the melons at them as well. Yang started to run towards two turkeys on the ground, and as she leaned down and stuck her fists up the turkeys asses, Naruto's foot landed on her shoulder as he jumped over to her level. She grinned and and she extended her fists above her head. Naruto jumped jump and started to stand on her fists as he started to use his hands and tails to catch the watermelons that were being thrown at them.
Yang hopped back and Naruto landed on the ground in front of her, while Blake used both of their shoulder's as stepping stones so that she could grab two loafs of bread at the same time as Pyrrha did. Though Pyrrha only grabbed a single loaf of bread, not being a two handed fighter like Blake, she would only put herself at a disadvantage if she tried to fight with two sword-like objects instead of a single one.
Naruto did a backflip over Yang to avoid a watermelon smashing into his spot, before he reached out and grabbed Yang by the shoulders and did a frontflip over her... and then he launched Yang through the air towards Pyrrha the second the girl and Blake started to exchange blows with the bread. Yang read his mind pretty much and got what he was trying to do, so as Blake jumped into the air and made a clone of herself where she had been to distract Pyrrha, Yang used her turkey covered hands to punch Pyrrha in the stomach with a softened blow of her meat hands.
Blake threw one of the loafs of bread and hit Jaune in the head, knocking him off his feet, while Pyrrah caught herself just as Ruby jumped on the table using a tray like a surfboard. Naruto's tails grabbed Blake and Yang around the waists, before he started to spin around and gain speed, before he released them like grenades and threw them towards Pyrrha. Ruby jumped from the table and went soaring at Pyrrha as well, while Weiss rushed and went behind Naruto, waiting for her own right time to strike. She already had two bottles of ketchup in her hands, and she was waiting for the right moment, using Naruto's larger body to keep her hidden.
While that happened, Yang and Blake grabbed both of Pyrrha's arms, just as Ruby sailed over her and squirted milk in Pyrrha's face as Ruby landed behind the girl. Ruby then had a melon thrown in her face and she was launched through the air, while Pyrrha shook off Yang and Blake and shook her head to get the milk from her face. Of course, Yang punched her through the air and she smashed into a group of tables, sending the tables flying through the air, entire plates of food flying around.
A bowl of ramen.
"Mine,mine,mine,mine,mine!" Naruto shouted as he moved from his spot, and he jumped through the air and grabbed the bowl of ramen, before he landed in front of Nora... and she had a melon on the end of pole. She swung her melon at him, and in an amazing act of flexability Naruto jumped and did the splits in mid-air so that the hammer went under his legs. Naruto started to slup up the ramen, before Nora spun around and smashed the watermelon, breaking it, right on Naruto's face and sending him flying towards the other end of the large room, smashing all the way through a piller of stone, before cracking the walls with his back and hitting the ground.
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"MINE!" Naruto shouted as he stood up and held the still perfectly okay bowl of ramen above his head, just as Blake was sent flying by Pyrrha... and then she smashed against his bowl of ramen and broke it over their bodies. Blake smashed into the wall behind him in a daze, while Naruto froze in shock when he looked at the broken remains of the bowl that he had made sure to protect.
"You want to cry right now!? Boowoo, does the big... SHIT!?" Nora shouted when a watermelon burst through the vending machine next to her head. There was a melon shaped hole in the vending machine, and tons of sodas gushing out of it on the floor. Yang and Ren were going head to head in a turkey vs green onion battle, and Yang was winning as she narrowly ducked and weaved around his swings, before she was able to give him a few goods licks. She kicked him in the butt, and Weiss jumped nect to her and squirted a lot of ketchup where Ren was going to stand, making him trip up.
Then they were both knocked off their feet when they were belted with apples thrown by Jaune.
"Snow Fox!" Ruby called out, and Naruto burst into action and grabbed Weiss, before he jumped up into the air with her on top of his shoulders. One of his tails wrapped around her waist, before she was flung at Jaune. Blake threw a loaf of bread at Weiss, and the girl caught it before she smacked Jaune off his feet with it, just as Naruto landed behind the boy and used can of soda that he was shaking up to... before he could spray Jaune the entire can blew up in a wet explosion of purple fluid.
Jaune slipped and started to slid back until his head in a ton of cans.
Just as Ren was about to stand up, he was hit by a sausage to the face, a whole lot of them, before they wrapped around him and tied him up for a bit. Nora was grinning as she jumped onto a table behind Naruto, before she smashed another watermelon into his back and splattered and sent him flying and crashing into Yang, sending them both crashing into a group of tables that were sent flying, both of them getting covered in food from those tables.
"RWBY Cannon!" Ruby demanded as she, Blake, and Weiss retreated away from their current opponents and jumped on one of the still standing tables, before Naruto and Yang jumped out from their table pile and landed on the same table as them. The others on Team Juniper were standing up, before they noticed that Naruto had grabbed Ruby and Weiss and jumped up into the air with their stomachs on his hands. Yang and Blake jumped in front of him and grabbed the girls by the arms and used Naruto's knees to stand on him. Yang and Blake pushed off of Naruto, sending them and the girls they were holding shooting towards the opponents.
Then, while they were spinning through the air, Yang threw Ruby towards Jaune, while Blake threw Weiss towards Pyrrha. Yang and Blake were stopped in the air, while Ruby and Weiss started flying triple speed. Both Yang and Blake pointed their feet towards Naruto just as Ruby and Weiss smashed into their targets, and when they felt pressure on their feet, they saw that Naruto used his own legs to propell them towards the only other two Team Juniper members that were still standing up. Pyrrha and Ren were smashed into the vending machines again when Blake threw her bread to blind them for a second, and Yang punched them both as she passed by them.
Naruto split a table in two when he landed on it with his back.
Team Ruby regrouped, and Yang helped Naruto stand up as he picked a piece of wood out of his back and flicked it away.
"Crap." Naruto said when he saw Pyrrha using her Semblance to make all of the soda can's on the ground float in the air, before she used a palm thrust on nothing and commanded that all of the hundreds of sodas start to fly towards them. He was the one that was smashed with the first soda, with it exploding in a sticky mess in his face and splattering his friends as well. He and Blake were standing at the front of the group, so they ended up getting pelted over and over again by exploding cans, while Weiss and Yang wisely chose to jump away. Naruto moved his tails in front of him and grabbed Blake with his arms, before he brought her in close and wrapped his tails around them.
They were still being pelted by soda, but now it was only hitting his tails and sending them flying through the air when his tails were hit by tons of soda cans when Pyrrha started to go big with the load. They smashed into another pillar, before they hit a wall and he stopped wrapping around her as they crashed into piles of food.
Naruto saw some bread on the ground and he grabbed it, before tossing it to Blake so that they could jump into the fray again. The two of them were about to run towards Pyrrha, before they were grabbed and held back by Weiss and Yang, both of them pointing at Ruby, who had taken a running position. The two of them got the message, knowing that Ruby was about to make shit hit the fan for Team Juniper.
Ruby used her speed, and not just for running. In half a second she crossed the entire lunch room so fast that not only did she become nothing but a red blur, but also the tables, the food, the sodas, the dust, and even the people that she passed started to float in the air, befor they started to fly towards hte opposite end of the room. Ruby stopped in front of a wall, and the air pressure alone from her stopping putting a crack filled crater in the wall. The members of Team Juniper started to smash into the crater in the wall, while Ruby jumped into the air as food and sodas started to pelt those on the walls.
The colors on the wall matched a rainbow of paints, and when Ruby landed back on the ground the four Team Juniper members got unstuck from the wall and went splat against the ground with wet thumps.
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"Okay, Ruby's badass started to go up with that. Good job Red!" Naruto called out as he and the others started to run towards the girl. As they passed, they never noticed two boys that were standing at the front of the cafeteria, with one of them having his face stained purple. The other being a blond haired, blue eyed, Faunus with a monkey tail. The rest of Team Ruby stopped in front of Ruby though just as the doors opened and the angry tapping of shoes hit the ground.
"... Double crap." Yang said before Naruto could say it when Glynda waved her wand with an angry face. All of the tables started to fly towards the correct spots, while the broken pillars and even the food stains on the walls and floors started to clean themselves up and get repaired. Everything was getting placed in it's right spot, and Team Ruby were gathered in one spot, while Team Juniper were gathered in another.
Glynda hadn't used her spell to clean them, so they were still all covered in food from the food battle.
"Children! Please do NOT play with-" Glynda started, before she was interupted.
"BURP!"
Everyone looked at Nora, who was the source of the burp. Whatever aura of command that Glynda had been trying for had been completely ruined when Nora burped, and the others were all starting to chuckle at Nora, who was scracthing the back of her head and laughing.
"Detention Uzumaki." Glynda said, and Naruto's jaw dropped and he pointed at himself with a shocked expression.
"Why me!?" Naruto asked loudly, and Glynda was about to answer before Ozpin came in behind her and placed a hand on her shoulder.
"Your detention is revoked. Just please don't start anything like this again, there was no damage this time that couldn't be repaired, but you just came from a coma. Glynda was just worried about your body. The detention is for not taking care of yourself... you seem to be alright though." Ozpin said with a small smile on his face, and Naruto sighed in relief. He hated detention, which he had gotten more than anyone else on Team Ruby and Team Juniper combined at this point. It wasn't like he was at fault all of the time, but this time he would blame it on Nora.
She had thrown the first pie.
"Oh god, my hair!" Yang shouted when she felt her hair and how sticky it was from all of the food and soda in it. Naruto blinked, before he looked behind him and saw that his tails were completely soaked to the bone in soda and covered in food. His eyes widened, while the rest of the people in their age group, minus Ruby who was younger, started to laugh at the human and faunus that were looking at their seperate parts in horror.
They did NOT know how much trouble it was to clean a tail as long and furry as Naruto's, and Yang loved her hair. For the two of them, no detention could be as bad as what they would have to do to fix their seperate soda and food covered parts. They both snorted after a bit, before they joined in on the laughing with the others, they could go get cleaned up later after all.
"We totally won." Naruto said as he looked at Ruby, who blushed and tried to look away, but she was only able to stare at his eyes. Naruto stood up, before he started to walk away. "Anyway, I need a shower before the soda drys." Naruto said, before he was pushed out of the way when the other girl's of Team Ruby ran passed him. Naruto pouted at that, before he grinned and stood up.
He could wait a bit to take a shower.
Chapter End!
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