Yay, Rapanui! Or Easter Island, if you prefer. Whatever. I love this episode! Thanks for reviewing, Elizabeth Life Stone and shadowassatian24.

While Sierra tried to sneak into First Class, Heather talked to me. "Listen, to avoid getting voted off, we need to make an alliance and vote Alejandro off."

I nodded. "Yeah, true. You don't like me and I don't like you, but we can agree on that point. But we need Sierra to ensure our vote works."

Heather gave a sigh. "Yeah. I did all this hard work on Cody, and I bet that Alejandro's undoing everything I did right now."

"So what do we tell Sierra to get her to work with us?" I asked.

Heather shrugged. "You actually seem to like her. I'll probably think of something, but you better find something to tell her too."

We were lucky, actually. Sierra asked both of us for marital advice. "I will do whatever it takes to make it work. So what do you recommend?"

"I am not a therapist!" Heather snapped at her.

"Just pretend!"

"How is this supposed to do anything?"

"I need advice, desperately! How do I make my marriage work?"

Heather gave me a sideways glance, and I nodded. Both of us sat either side of Sierra.

"It is time for you to start trusting the girls in your life." Heather told her.

"How will that save my relationship?"

"Relationships don't last forever." I told Sierra. "But girlfriends are friends for life."

"And girl to girl, it is my duty to warn you," Heather said, "Alejandro is trying to destroy your marriage!"

"You need to get him out of the game, and then focus on making it work." I added.

Sierra looked from me to Heather, and then giggled, at Heather more than me. "You're so funny!"

"What?" I asked.

"Not you, her!" Sierra said. Heather just looked confused, so Sierra clarified "As if you want Alejandro to leave! You're so into him, his kidneys are getting crowded."

I went to the confessional. "Sierra's right. It's getting more and more obvious. Heather definitely has something for Alejandro, and if I hadn't seen the way he played Bridgette, Leshawna and Courtney, I'd say he has something for her. But then again, he treats her a little differently from how he treated them, but that could just be because she's more difficult."

We arrived on a little island full of statues. A few of us walked towards one of the statues.

"Another piece of world heritage, destroyed." Alejandro commented.

"That's not the only chiseled rock that's gonna get destroyed today." Heather stated.

"Chiseled, you say?"

"I said gristled." Heather lied. "Arrogant much?"

"Al, you've gotta try this taffy!" Cody ran up, clutching a basketful of candy. I'd seen Chris with it – guess it was an additional reward for winning. It would explain why Alejandro gave it to Cody – apparently the reason he couldn't do the Chinese challenge was because he wouldn't eat anything unhealthy.

"Alejandro." he corrected Cody. "And I am not hungry."

"That's the beauty of candy, no hunger required!" Cody said, clearly on a sugar high.

He offered a few more candies, but was interrupted by Sierra pulling him into a bone-crushing hug. "Let me look at you!" she exclaimed. "Oh, you've changed so much! Way taller!"

Cody actually smiled at her. "Think so?"

"I"m going to have to trim your hair," Sierra continued, "And your nails!"

"Awww, anybody got a camera? You guys are too cute!" Heather exclaimed, digging an elbow into my rib until I copied her expression. I immediately wished I'd never agreed to work with Heather, but it was worth it to get Alejandro out.

Chris introduced us to the first part of the challenges. We were on Easter Island, the place with the giant heads. First, Chris told us that we were going on an egg hunt. Get it – Easter island, egg hunt? But these were regular eggs, except for one thing. The eggs were in different colours. Chris gave each of us a headdress in a different colour. We'd have to collect three eggs in the colour of our headdress, then go into the cavern nearby and get up to the end, the highest point on the island. Whoever got out first got the advantage in the second part of the challenge. Heather's headdress was red, Alejandro's was blue, Sierra's was green, Cody's was purple, and mine was orange.

The statues were odd. Well, actually, Sierra voiced what was weird about the statues. "It's everybody who's been voted out!" All of the eggs were in statues of the other contestants. I found each egg one by one, nestled at the top of Bridgette's ponytail, teetering on Noah's shoulder, and resting inside one of Izzy's curls.

Sierra, keeping up with the girl alliance, weaved a little basket for Heather and I each to carry our eggs in, as well as one for herself.

Actually, it was pretty funny. After she'd made my one, she went to Heather (who had just dropped an egg that was in Leshawna's earring) and began, "I know what you need."

"I do not need to be insulted." Heather answered, scowling. "Or to kiss Alejandro." she added, obviously thinking back to what Sierra had said earlier about her being into him.

Sierra explained that she meant the reed baskets she'd weaved. Then we went into the caves, although the boys had gotten a headstart. Sierra had sternly told Cody that he wasn't allowed to help Alejandro, but if there was one thing Cody couldn't resist, it was candy.

Heather had her own opinions on Cody, due to him working with Alejandro. "Your boyfriend is a loser." she informed Sierra.

"Husband!" Sierra corrected. "And if falling for Alejandro makes somebody a loser..."

"I recommend you stop there." Heather said warningly.

"Guys, peace!" I said. "We're allies, remember? Heather, don't get all defensive whenever someone says something like that, it makes you look more like you're lying. Sierra, don't tease her about it. Anyway, we've got the plan ready. We vote off Alejandro tonight, and-"

"Homewrecker goes home!" Sierra finished happily.

Heather stared at her in disbelief. "That is remarkably...sane of you."

We actually had a few problems. Boulders kept coming down the tunnel, and we narrowly escaped most of them. Then, just as the boys had to run back after they broke most of their eggs and had to go back for replacements (they weren't allowed to bring back-ups, which would've been smashed anyway since all of theirs were broken), one of Sierra's eggs hatched, while it was in Heather's hands.

"Cody...the next generation begins!" Sierra murmured, as a baby condor bird was suddenly in Heather's hands. "Little one, do you know how long Momma and Poppa have waited for you?"

"And the crazy meter goes back up to full tilt loco." muttered Heather. She gave the bird to Sierra, and walked further on. The bird chirruped and flew off to land on Heather's head. She didn't look around, asking Sierra "Did you throw your bird at me?"

No matter what Sierra did, the bird kept returning to Heather. I couldn't help giggling, but I walked on ahead of them.

Only seconds later, I heard a threatening bird call, and the boys ran past me, looking terrified out of their wits. Sierra and Heather were just in sight of me, running just as quickly. Then I saw the giant condor chasing us and ran too. I got out of the tunnel, just behind Sierra but ahead of Heather. Chef closed up the tunnel, and the condor was stuck in there. Lucky us.

Make that unlucky us. Our challenge was to take our eggs and climb up to the top of a huge structure. At the top was a condor nest, guarded by a larger female condor. We had to simply give the eggs back. We'd go in the order of which we arrived, and whoever did it first would win. I just had to pray that Alejandro, Cody and Sierra didn't do it on their first try, otherwise I had no chance at all.

Alejandro, being the first out, got a hockey mask. "Gracias." he said, once he understood. "The giant condor has been known to peck the eyes of predators."

"But I like my eyes!" exclaimed Heather.

"As do I, especially when they're shooting daggers." Alejandro told her, earning a death glare from her. "Yes, like that."

Of course, there was one more thing...the song. "It's for your own protection." Chris told us. "Keeps the birds calm. I'm lying. Or I'm not. Take your pick."

I didn't hear much of Alejandro's part of the song, since his voice was quiet and he was climbing pretty high up. In fact, I only managed to hear his first line, which, if you want to know, was "I'm tall, I'm tan, I'm young, I'm handsome..." Okay, true by all accounts, but the condor didn't need to hear that. He probably tried to calm the condor down for the rest of the song, but all I saw and heard was him putting two eggs into the nest and then being knocked back down. His last egg smashed.

Cody was next, and his voice was louder, so I heard every word he sang. "I, oh, I...I've got problems with condor, problems with condor.

Why, oh, why, am I not at home, I ponder.

Trust me, oh, trust me, I'm your best friend, and I'll never eat eggs again!" He didn't get any eggs into the nest, but they landed intact. If Sierra, Heather and I didn't win, Cody would get another chance.

Sierra's voice was shrill and loud, too, although not melodic. "I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak!

Cause my first chick's just hatched, out of his yolk sac,

So hush my sweet, let me into the final four!" She only managed to get one egg in before she was knocked down. I resolved to just put my flax basket in, since that would be all my eggs in one go.

I began to sing as I climbed, copying Cody's melody. "Condor, my condor, I'd never hurt your young ones,

So please just let me get it done,

Condor, dear condor, you're bringing us pain,

So give me leeway, just one small grain!" I put my flax basket in, and immediately made to climb down. "Thanks kindly, condor, I'm up for the final four!"

Heather gave me a death glare when I got down, since she didn't get a turn. I offered to take her eggs up, too, since she wouldn't gain anything by doing it herself, but Chris made her go up. She actually managed it, and gave Sierra's chick to the condor, too. When Sierra saw the mom feeding her chick, she decided that maybe she wasn't ready to look after a baby like that, anyway.

As we'd planned together, I was sticking with my girls and voting for Alejandro. But he wasn't going home, that night, at least. There was one other vote for him, but it was pretty clear Heather hadn't voted for him, because there were three votes for...Sierra!

I hugged the purple-haired girl goodbye. "Keep in touch on your blogs, yeah?" I said. "I'll miss you."

"You really are a sweetheart!" Sierra sniffled. She hugged Cody the hardest. "Win it for us!" she murmured.

Finally, Sierra took the Drop of Shame, screaming all the way down.

I know, that was stepping a little way out of canon, but hey, it doesn't matter. The story will work without Sierra having to blow up the plane. Besides, I've already planned out what Elle will do.