The end is finally here! And I wonder what will happen...

You Can't Hebrew Stump President Trump

by danbob521

This past week and a half had been stressful for President Trump. He didn't know what he was doing in the Oval office. Every day he had to briefed, sign executive orders, and went to bed stressful. (And alone since Melania and Barron were still in New York until the summer.) And it would be a few weeks before he could focus on building his wall. Everything was boring.

So today, he sat in his Oval office, bored as rock. Trump liked to draw weird stick figures on his notebook while he was on freetime. (Which was a lot of times.) As much as it was hard to admit, the 45th president kind of wished he was back home hosting The Apprentice and Beauty Pageants. Instead, he was in Washington D.C., a city that hated him so badly, where nothing fun ever happened. But today, something different would happen. He would actually have to save someone's life. DONALD TRUMP would have to save someone's life.

POOF!

The Crystal Gems, Greg, Connie, and Steven had warped into the Oval Office.

"Who are you people?" He asked in confusion and awe at the fact that there weird aliens in his office.

"President Trump," Garnet said. "We need a favor from you. Do you have the spit samples that every president of the United States has of every person in the country? We need the sample for Steven Universe."

Trump knew exactly what Garnet was talking about, but he wasn't just going to give his possessions (the government's) to the gems unless he knew what they wanted it for.

"What do you need my YUGE Universe sample for?"

"Well," Connie began to explain. "Steven, our friend here, somehow turned into a Hebrew and his spit can reverse that."

President Trump somehow bought it.

"So be it!" With that, he gave the sample over to the Crystal Gems.

And then, they were gone.

"Well, looks like everything is back to normal!" Steven said. "Yup!" Connie replied.

The two were sitting on the former's bed.

"Hey Connie?" Steven asked.

"Yeah, Steven?"

"I have a confession to make."

"What is it?"

"I actually supported Trump during the election."

Connie left after that. The two were no longer friends. And Connie ended up dating Edwin. Thus ends this season.

THE END.

How did you guys like this season? Did it offend you? Am I a Xenophobic? Is the finale too short? Yeah, that's what makes it cringy. Well, tune back in in a couple of months when I decide to not be a lazy ass and write Season 6. Don't worry. You'll see the announcement.