A Qille double-bill!
Idea No.1:
What if Susan escaped whilst Gallaxhar whilst cloning himself?
Susan picked herself up, she felt disorientated and weak after Gallaxhar had trapped her in the glass case and had…
She looked down at herself and realised she was her normal self again; Gallaxhar had removed all the Quantonium from her body. Evil laughter was heard behind her.
"Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet!" Gallaxhar said smugly, "Any thought on where I should 'set up shop'? Your planet perhaps?"
"You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet!" Susan made to strike him but the alien easily grabbed her by the throat with one of his tentacles.
"If you wanted to stop me you should have done it when you possessed the Quantonium! Now your nothing!"
"There are innocent people down there who didn't do anything!" Susan choked.
Gallaxhar threw her to the ground and towered over her in anger, "There were innocent people on my home planet before it was destroyed!"
"Look I'm sorry your planet was destroyed!"
"Oh don't be, I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you everything will become crystal clear. Computer, initialize cloning machine!"
YES, GALLAXHAR!
The alien went up to a large spheroid device that lifted up, he got into it and held onto the bars, holding him in position, "Many zentons ago when I was but a squidling, I found out my parents were…"
The sphere stamped down, obviously starting the cloning process, Susan knew this was her chance to escape; she looked down the walkway she had come and knew that was her best chance. Before the machine could rise up again she got to her feet and made a break for it.
The machine lifted up, "…no child should ever…Hey! Where are you going? Come…" it slammed back down again.
Gallaxhar couldn't chase after her when he was the machine so he'd have to wait till the process was over.
Susan ran with whatever energy she had left. She couldn't believe this was happening. Moments ago she was chasing after him and was about to avenge her friend and now she was running away from him and his clone forces.
Tears were trying to force their way out but were held back as she ran. She eventually made it back to the hangar, her lungs burning and her legs feeling like jelly. She couldn't run anymore but she knew she had to get off this ship and warn the others about what Gallaxhar was planning.
Then she saw a hovercraft similar to the one the alien had been using, if she used that then she could fly out of here.
She climbed onto the craft and immediately became lost; she didn't know which button switched it on so she tried all of them. The seat adjusted, the indicators blinked, even the alien radio came on (it sounded like dub step).
Finally she tried the green button on the side and the whole came to life, suddenly shooting forward. Susan held on to the handlebars for dear life.
The hovercraft sped between the legs of the giant robot probes, they looked even bigger now she normal size. Eventually she managed to steer it out of the hangar and into the open sky, the ship was higher up than before. Susan held on even tighter to the bars as she sped along.
She scoured the ground below for any signs of her friends; surely she would be able to find the body of her dead friend, Insectosaurus. Eventually she saw something white and long, it didn't look long, it had to be Insecto's body.
Leaning forward she increased speed as she descended towards the ground.
Link was by his dead friend's side, the body had become consumed in silk threads, almost like a cocoon. B.O.B and Dr Cockroach were by the gas station, "What are we gonna do now, Doc?" the blob asked him.
"I dunno, I…." the mad scientists antennas twitched, "Do you hear that?"
"No."
"What do you mean 'no'? You haven't listened yet!"
"Oh!" B.O.B listened for a moment, "Oh yeah, I can hear it! What is it?"
"It sounds like an anti-gravity booster coupled with a propulsion booster and bolted to a craft the size of a motorcycle. Just guessing…"
"You mean like that?" the blob pointed to an object coming towards them.
"Link! Something's coming!" called Dr Cockroach.
Link joined them as the object got bigger and bigger.
"It's coming straight towards us!" cried Link. They dived out the way, except B.O.B who just sat there grinning.
The object slammed into B.O.B's body and was immediately absorbed. B.O.B burped and spat out Susan.
"Susan?"
"My dear?"
Susan, bewildered and her body pumped with adrenaline, staggered to her feet. She was now covered in blue goo but glad to be back on terra firma.
"Oh thank god I found you guys!" she said tearfully.
"How? I mean…how?" stuttered Dr Cockroach, noting Susan's reduction in height.
"Oh that, well, the alien that abducted me has taken what made me Ginormica and is using it to create a clone army to take over the world!"
"Oh is that all?" asked B.O.B.
"Come, Susan, we need to find General Monger and you have to tell him everything! He'll know what to do next!" said Dr Cockroach.
"I'll tell what we're gonna do," said Link, "Insecto's not gonna die in vain. We're gonna get up there, kick a million identical butts and then we're gonna take that alien down!"
And now Qille idea No.2:
What if the robot probe could turn things to ice?
She peeked round the corner to see if the coast was clear. The streets of San Francisco were deserted, absolutely devoid of life, the only sound that could be heard was the rustling of newspapers blowing in the wind.
Susan stepped from her corner cover and onto the street, she still felt like something was watching her. She knocked over a streetlight whilst she was distracted. Stepping into the middle of the street she heard a familiar robotic noise.
She looked behind her and peeking over the buildings was the huge alien robot. It shone its eye beam on her again and this time would not take its focus off her.
No matter how hard she tried to get out of its vision it would remain trained on her. Till finally it switched off the beam, its eye now glowing red.
Susan stepped back cautiously, unsure of what was to happen next.
WHOOSH!
A beam of white came out of its eye and narrowly missed Susan as it hit the trees. She watched as the trees and the area around it froze up. Horrified, she looked at robot again, this machine from outer space wanted her for some reason and was now going to freeze her in order to capture her.
She made a hasty retreat away from the robot as it began raining ice beams down on the streets, freezing everything it hit.
To try and escape the beam she began climbing the buildings and jumping over the rooftops but this didn't work either. The probe froze a rooftop before Susan got there, her foot slipped and she slid off onto the ground again.
She tried a different tactic, weaving between streets and alleys. But once again the probe froze up the street she entered, her foot slipping on the frozen ground and she crashed onto the ground, still sliding along till she reached the end of the ice where she met a couple of deserted convertibles.
Out manoeuvring the probe wasn't working but maybe she could out run with a little help…
She quickly attached the cars to her feet and she skated off down the road, four times faster than she had been running.
Soon she was leaving the city, and the robot, behind. She was now approaching the Golden Gate Bridge. She jumped over the toll booth, weaved through the traffic and onto the bridge.
People saw the giantess skating past them and crashing into each other.
Susan looked out to the city; the robot was still after her as it waded into the sea.
"Wait," she thought, "That's it!"
She screeched to a halt in the middle of the bridge. The robot was now in the middle of river, its eye trained on her.
"If I can make it look down at just the right moment…"
She noticed an abandoned lorry on the other side of the road; opening it up she saw it was full of propane tanks. Perfect!
She lifted up the whole trailer and positioned herself on the bridge; she had to wait for the right moment.
The probe edged closer, then its eye turned white, it was preparing to fire another ice beam at her. This was it, she put all her weight and strength into her throw and the trailer went flying.
It flew like a weird shaped cannon and struck the probes knees. The propane tanks ignited and the trailer blew up at the probes feet, causing it to bend forward as it fired its ice beam.
There was a blinding flash. Susan shielded her eyes and the sound of heavy ice rang out like thunder.
Finally the flash subsided and Susan looked out at a sea of white ice. The whole river had frozen and in the middle of it was a large protruding lump where the probe now stood, frozen indefinitely.
She felt a great sense of relief, turned out that mighty weapon turned out to be a mighty advantage against the probe.
A few minutes later and the other monsters arrived, worn out and wet, apparently they had fallen into the river and were fortunate enough to get out before it froze.
Then Insectosaurus arrived on the other side, confused at what had happened on the other side of the bridge. Susan told them all about what had happened and how she had managed to freeze the probe and the whole of San Francisco bay.
"My word, that's going to take some thawing out!" said Dr Cockroach.
"Maybe if the earth got just a little bit warmer," said Link.
A seagull was flapping around Insectosaurus' nose; the giant bug couldn't take it and started to sneeze.
"EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!" cried Link.
Everyone got down on the ground as Insecto sneezed out a giant ball of silk from its nose. It flew into the probe mound and struck it.
A moments there was nothing but then the sound of cracking could be heard. Large, widening cracks started showing and then the mound with the probe shattered open.
"Oh no! It's free!" said B.O.B.
"Wait," said Susan, "Look!"
The probe indeed was free but in the sub-zero temperatures it had been encased in, it too had shattered with the ice into a thousand pieces.
Bits of metal and wiring were now floating around with the mini icebergs.
Link got up and looked at his friend, "Well *ahem* gesundheit!"
