Chapter 44: Out Running the Cannibal Tribe
Once again it was time for Chris McLean to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Zombie Survival, we welcomed in a new comer to the competition, Gordon Freeman whose mysterious guest only known as G-Man referred him to us literally speaking. To honor our new welcomed contestant we decided to have a huge gross out feast in his name with all of the critters he had ever encountered being fried or served raw by Chef himself!
In the end, poor Johnny couldn't stick it and likely will not get even with my alternate version. So who'll be kicked off next, will Gordon Freeman get the upper hand against the alternate me, and can Gunther come out and prove Geoff wrong? Find out here on Camp Drama Zombie Survival!
End of commentary.
The contestants thought they were sleeping in their warm cabins, but in reality they were sleeping on wooden logs which some cannibals were eyeing on them as meals, the chief of the tribe ended up lighting the fire which started to literally get them up from their slumber.
"Uh, fire!" cried the Alternate Chris, "Hey, we're going to be eaten alive by cannibals, cool, if I were the one doing it!"
"Alright you cannibals, if you think you can take a bite out of me you're wrong" said Mandy as she grabbed a piece of wood and lit it on fire using it as a torch.
"Please" said the chief to the contestants, "Mr. McLean has given us specific instructions not to try to eat you, this gig was only used to get you all up for the challenge."
"Wait, you're still going to eat us?" asked Sissy.
"Oh please, how dare you try to hurt our culture like that attitude, we enjoy a chase before we feast" laughed the chief.
Confessions:
"Out running cannibals, just typical of Chris" said Blaineley.
"They don't look so tough" said Lance.
End of confessions.
"Whoever can escape first from the tribe's territory will be able to win immunity from being voted off" said the chief, "those are the rules Chris instructed to give us, you'll be given a few minute head start."
As the cannibal chief allowed the contestants to head off first, the Alternate Chris decided to sneak around a bit to ensure the other contestants were to get caught by the cannibals before they caught him.
"Time to put on the disguise" laughed the Alternate Chris as he decided to dress up as a cannibal tribal member.
Other contestants like Gunther and Batman were pretty much ahead along with Gordon Freeman.
"Those cannibals are not far behind us" said Batman.
"Duh" said Zoey, "they're following us."
Suddenly Batman ends up grabbing Zoey.
"Hey get off of me!" cried Zoey.
"Look!" said Batman as he spots a dart on the tree.
"What the heck are they using?" asked Rochelle.
"Poison frog darts, supposed to knock you out" said Batman.
Suddenly one of the darts ended up hitting poor Ellis.
"Sleepy time" said Ellis as he fell right asleep.
"Well, nice knowing you, hope part of ya makes someone's guts happy and thank goodness it may not be even a zombie's" said Rochelle as she began to escape with Zoey and Batman.
As for Gunther, the cannibals couldn't hunt down Gunther as she was too cute for them to hurt.
"Chief didn't say we had to go after penguins right?" asked one of the cannibals hiding in the bushes.
"No, he just mentioned the human contestants" laughed the second cannibal.
"Yea, that one over there is too cute to go after" laughed the first cannibal.
Poor Ellis was the first one brought back by the cannibals to the chief.
"Bring me the others now" said the chief.
The cannibals ended up firing darts at the other contestants, Sissy got hit with a dart next, along with poor Lance who wasn't paying attention. The Alternate Chris however was able to blend in with the cannibals by imitating their moves and even asking for a dart shooter.
"Hey, here's your shooter for your darts" laughed a cannibal as he handed it over to the Alternate Chris whom they thought was one of them.
"Sure thing" laughed the Alternate Chris.
The Alternate Chris first ended up going after Blaineley as she was minding her own business in the jungle.
"Oh found one!" laughed the Alternate Chris as he signaled the cannibals to pick up poor Blaineley.
Next was Mandy who was unaware she was being tracked by the Alternate Chris, and then came poor Robin who fell next.
"Yea, me on a roll!" laughed the Alternate Chris.
All the cannibals were too busy collecting the other contestants whom were shot by darts to not notice that the Alternate Chris was hunting poor Gunther who was trying to find the safety zone.
"Now for you penguin" laughed the Alternate Chris.
As soon as the Alternate Chris fired the dart right at poor Gunther who fell right asleep, the cannibals were alerted of the penguin falling.
"Wait, that couldn't be possibly one of us!" cried the cannibal, "We would never hurt a cute animal!"
Gordon Freeman who has been hiding from the cannibals then decides to volunteer to apprehend the phony cannibal which was really the Alternate Chris, AC attempts to fire darts at Freeman, but Freeman ends up sleeping and pinning Alternate Chris down.
"Oh boy, this I got to see!" laughed Chris as he along with Chef got onto a jeep and rushed to the scene with the Governor.
"Imposter, how dare you roam around as one of us!" cried the chief.
"Enough!" laughed Chris, "Consider the bravery of Mr. Freeman, and even the dastardly behavior of the alternate me and the cuteness of Gunther I declare all three to share immunity in this challenge, as for when the others do wake up they'll be voting for one of them to be kicked off."
It was going to be an easy vote by the time the contestants realized the cannibals were really actors in disguise it came down to a vote between Sissy and Ellis.
"My, my, Ellis you didn't seem to get by that fast, and Sissy what the heck happened you're going to go the way Johnny did?" asked Chris.
"I was hit from behind" said Sissy.
"Last fruit juice for the night goes to Sissy!" laughed Chris, "Sorry Ellis, you'll have to take the Dock of Shame."
Poor Ellis was escorted by Chef right off to the Dock of Shame.
"Wow, the alternate me even impressed me, as much as Mr. Freeman did and Gunther remained to be so cute, tune in next time for more here on Camp Drama Zombie Survival!" laughed Chris.
