Car Alarm Surprise

AN: Ever wonder what might have happened if Ron hadn't lost his courage in the episode "Car Alarm?" Well, wonder no more.

Chapter 50: Finally Life Begins

(Entrance to the Church)

Ron stands at the doors, waiting for his bride to show up and wonders what is taking her so long.

James Possible walks up with a smile on his face and says, "Hello Ronald, I must admit that this wedding went better than the last one you two planned. You must be pleased as punch right now."

Ron smiles back at him and says, "Oh definitely Mr. Dr. P! Marrying KP was the best decision of my life!"

James Possible says, "You don't have to call me that anymore as we are family now."

Ron's smile grows a little more as he says, "I know but if you'll forgive me for saying this but you'll always be Mr. Dr. P to me.

James Possible softly laughs and says, "I see, well I suppose I don't have to tell you to take good care of my Kimmie-cub. She wouldn't have agreed to marry you if she didn't think you would."

Ron nods as he says, "Oh definitely Mr. Dr. P! Kim has top priority in my life!"

Carmen walks up to Ron and says, "You know blondie that I am still not certain that you're any good for her…" She gets interrupted by James Possible's throat clearing before she says, "but you are married to her now so I guess I will have accept that you are part of the family now. You better treat her right."

Ron could see that she was trying to be nice given that he was now the situation. He also knew that for better or worse, she was also part of his family now and holds out his hand as he says, "Thanks, that means a lot to us. Kim and I, that is."

Carmen looks at Ron's hand suspiciously before looking at James who gives her a soft nod. She does a low grumble as she looks back at Ron, wondering if he is the sort to try crushing her hand or given his training, a judo toss. She decides the boy is too nice to do something like that on his wedding day and takes the hand, shaking it a bit. She narrows her eyes at him and says, "Don't think for a minute blondie that I won't ever stop testing you until I'm satisfied."

Ron genuinely smiles and says, "I wouldn't expect anything less than you to keep me on my toes."

A moment later, Kim shows up and says, "Hey Ron, are you ready to get out of here and start the honeymoon?"

Ron smiles and says, "Sure thing Kim…" he trails off and pauses to look at her.

Kim says, "What is it Ron?"

Ron just stands there, staring at her as if studying her intensely.

Kim says, "Come on, we don't have time to waste here." She reaches out for him only to have Ron slip out of her grip and she frowns at him as she says, "What are you doing?"

Ron says, "Where did you get the handbag?"

Kim freezes for a second, a tip off to Ron as Kim never froze before she says, "It was a gift and I was going to put it with the other stuff in the car." She shifts her standing position with the handbag coming to rest in her fingers against her hips.

Kim starts to walk towards the limo when Ron sticks his arm out to block her and says, "Why don't you just leave it with Moni? She will make sure it joins all the other presents that we'll get back to in a month."

Kim looks at the handbag and says, "A month? I want to keep it with me, is that so bad? Won't you please let me have this sweetie?"

Ron nods to her when Carmen says, "Oh, what is the big deal with her taking a handbag on the honeymoon? Don't tell me you are going to become one of those domineering men after the wedding?"

James knew Ron well enough that he wouldn't be acting like that without a reason and says, "What is going on Ron?"

Just then they heard some commotion coming their way and Kim says, "Come on Ron, that sounds like trouble heading our way. Let's go before they ruin our honeymoon."

Ron grabs Kim by the waist and says, "I will tell you what is going on Mr. Dr. P…" when crashing through the doors comes Monique, Shego, and Kim dressed in normal clothes.

Carmen cries out, "What is going on here? Did she have a twin no one told me about?" As she sees that there are two Kim's.

Monique points at the Kim in the wedding dress and says, "Don't go with her Ron! That's…" "Not really Kim, it is Camille Leon trying to take my wife's place." Ron says as he interrupts her.

Monique double blinks in surprise and says, "Um… right."

James Possible says, "Oh, now everything makes sense."

Carmen shouts at near screeching levels, "WHAT MAKES SENSE? WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?"

Kim steps forward with blazing eyes as she says with unbridled fury in her voice, "I'll tell you what is going on. Camille tried to make off with MY HUSBAND after grabbing me in the bathroom!"

Wedding Kim tries to say, "I am the real thing! She's the fake! You've got to believe me!" She ouches as she feels Ron's grip become all the more tighter on her arm and she whines, "Ouch! That hurts honey!"

Kim says, "That's not going to hurt nearly half as badly as this is going to." She pulls back her fist and that's when Camille morphs back into her normal self as she holds up a hand in front of her face and cries out, "Not the face! Anything but the face!"

Kim grabs the raised hand and growls, "You tried to ruin my wedding, take off with my husband before I can go on a honeymoon with him and you have the GALL to ask a favor?"

Camille gulps and nervously says, "Do you even know how much the papers are offering for a picture of your secret honeymoon spot? For even a picture of the two of you?" And just then a certain hairless cat pops her head out of the handbag with a camera on a short strap hanging from its neck with a small "Mrowr?"

Carmen says, "How much are they offering?"

Camille turns her head to Carmen and says, "Up to a million dollars per photo, the more lewd the better!"

Kim shouts super loudly in thanks to her years of cheerleading, silencing everything and everyone making even the slightest noise at that moment, "SHUT UP!!"

Kim grabs Camille roughly and says, "Here's what is going to happen. You are going to give me back my wedding dress and then I am going to turn you over to Shego here." She jerks a thumb at Shego whose hands were glowing brightly with a most cruel expression on her face as she cracked her knuckles and left no doubt in Camille's mind that a hundred years in prison would be better than a minute with Shego. She then goes on to say, "Then if you are lucky, prison and I hope they lose the key because if I ever see you again… I'll make sure that whatever Shego does, will pale in comparison to what I will do to you."

Monique walks up and takes Camille by the arm and says, "She's letting you off too easy if you ask me." She then stops and says, "Wait! Hey Ron, how did you know that this Kim wasn't yours?"

Ron smiles at Kim as he says, "Easy… I know my own wife. She may have looked exactly like her but she didn't have that glow about her that Kim has, just look at her."

Monique turns her head to look at Kim, who even as angry as she was, still had that newlywed glow about her and she does a small half-smile and understood then that Ron eyes were truly for Kim and Kim alone.

Shego walks up to the cat and takes off the camera as Carmen walks up and says, "What are you going to do? Take pictures of the wedding to finance life of evil?"

Shego turns to Carmen with the camera held between her two hands and looks at Carmen darkly as she says, "I may be evil, but there are limits to what even I would do." She proves her point by turning on her flaming hands once more and incinerating the camera to so many ashes instantly. She takes a lot of pleasure in hearing Camille cry out, "My camera! That was a one-of-a-kind designer camera and I had pictures on there!"

Shego grins darkly at Camille and says, "Well now it is one-of-a-kind pile of ashes! That will teach you to get in the way of love."

Monique pulls Camille towards an exit and says, "Come on you, we've got to get you out of that dress."

Carmen sneers at Shego and says, "What does a evil woman like you know about love?"

Shego growls and waves a flaming fist at Carmen before she sees Drew come into the room and she pauses for a moment which is noticed by Carmen.

Carmen looks at Drew and says, "Figures, a freak would fall for another freak."

Shego grabs Carmen and says, "Watch who you're calling a freak or I'll…"

Carmen smirks and says, "You'll what?"

Shego growls and lets go of her, causing Carmen to stumble backwards a few steps.

Kim whispers something to Ron who nods to her before she turns and says to Shego, "Hey Shego, we have a gift for you for being on your best behavior for so long."

Shego looks at Kim in confusion and says, "A gift? What gift?"

Kim slowly smiles as she says, "Well we both agreed that if you're going to teach Camille a lesson, you need to be released from your promise not to fight. So we are releasing you. Go ahead and do whatever you like as long as you wait until we're out of sight first."

Shego didn't understand at first but then Kim looks at Carmen and her before waving, "We're going to go now and Monique will hand Camille back to you after I do one last thing… Bye Shego, see you after the honeymoon!"

As soon as Kim and Ron were gone, Carmen snorts and says, "Their marriage will never last and then she can find someone who will really be good for her instead of that silly blondie."

James sees Shego's hands flare up and he realizes Kim's words so he smartly says, "Ah… I better go see what the others are up to." He makes a hasty retreat from the room as Carmen shakes her head at his quick departure and says, "I will never in a million years understand why my daughter stuck with that stick in the mud."

Carmen turns to Shego and says, "Aren't you going too?"

Shego looks at Drew and says, "Shut the doors when you leave will you? This won't be pretty!"

Drew was clueless about a many things but Shego's temper was not one of them and he could tell that she was about to unleash a lot of pent up aggression. He nervously says, "Ah… yeah… I think I will. Um, just remember she is still her family."

Shego shouts, "NOW!" causing him to let out a high pitched "eep!" before fleeing the room and shutting the door he'd just come from.

Carmen boldly says, "Why did you send your freaky blue guy away? Hoping for some girl-to-girl talk? Because I can tell you right now I have nothing to say to you."

Shego raises flaming green hands and says with a dark, almost joyful smile on her face as she says, "Don't worry… what's going to be coming out of your mouth in the next few seconds won't be words."

Carmen starts to back up as she says, "Now, don't forget about the promise you made to my granddaughter!"

Shego's dark smile grows as she says, "If you had been paying attention, you would have noticed that she released me of that promise so now I can do whatever I want and show you just how evil I truly am."

Carmen's eyes grow very wide as a dim memory confirms what Shego was saying and without saying another word, she turns quickly and starts to run and scream with Shego firing flaming green blasts after her!

(In another room)

Kim slips on her wedding dress says, "Thanks Monique for helping get it off her so fast."

Monique salutes Kim and says, "It is my pleasure. She may have been able to look like you but she couldn't pull off "Kim glow" that you have."

Kim blushes and says, "Oh stop it Moni…"

Monique chuckles and says, "It is true. Now go out there and take your man to the honeymoon before some other disaster strikes."

Kim smiles and knew that in all things, it was very possible so she gives Monique a big hug as she says, "You're a terrific friend Monique."

Monique nods and says with a smile, "I try"

Kim starts to walk towards the exit when Camille says, "Can I put on my clothes now? I'm getting all cold." She stop and spins to walk towards Camille as she says, "Oh, thank you for reminding me."

Camille shivers and says, "Remind you of what?"

Kim says, "This!" She then does an uppercut, knocking Camille up into the air, punches her in the gut hard while in the air to send her flying through the air some. She walks up to Camille and says, "And this is to remind you to never mess with my Ron again!" She lifts Camille's chin since she was laying on her knees on the ground and delivers a powerful punch to the face, knocking her out in that one punch and sending her to the ground.

Monique winces, knowing that Camille was going to have a black eye after that but she had it coming to her. In fact, she thinks that Kim was letting her off way to easily and walks over, kicking Camille as she says, "That's for trying to get away with your evil picture plans!"

Kim says, "Thanks Monique. Well, I am going now. See you after the honeymoon!" She gives a wink and walks out the door.

Monique waves to the door that Kim went through and says, "Have fun, if there was anyone who deserves it, it is you who deserves it Kim."

Monique goes looking for Shego back in the last place she had seen her and the moment she opens the door a blast of green explodes inches from her head! She ducks as she cries out, "Yow!"

Shego shouts, "Sorry Monique!"

Monique looks around and gasps loudly as she sees the room a total wreck! She yells at Shego, "What are you doing? I came here to tell you that Camille is ready to go jail and you're messing up a room?

Carmen runs up to Monique, singed and smoking with a light greenness to it and shouts, "Save me from the freaky madwoman! She's gone mad! She should be locked up for life after the way she attacked me!"

Monique says, "This is what you've been doing? Messing with Kim's grandmother?"

Shego smirks and says, "Hey, I have to give her credit. She can dodge almost as good as Kim."

Carmen shouts at Shego, "Just stay away from me!"

Shego says, "You're just little fish to me now, I have to go see Camille and remind her why it is wrong to mess with someone's wedding no matter what."

Carmen moves behind Monique as Shego walks past Monique and mutters, "Has everyone gone crazy?"

Monique steps away from Carmen and says, "No, but fortunately for you and Camille, there are good psychologists out there." She walks through the door with Carmen fuming.

(Weeks later)

Kim climbs out of bed and smiles at Ron, looking at his smiling face while putting his arms behind his head. She says, "I still can't believe you did that Ron and waited until our honeymoon to tell me."

Ron slowly looks over Kim's nude body, with his eyes trailing up to her eyes before he says, "What can I say? I knew our honeymoon would overlap the graduation so as my gorgeous wife would say… "It was no big" really to ask if we could still have our graduation when we get back."

Kim leans over and kisses him on the lips softly, "You are so sweet sometimes Ron. Now don't go anywhere, I'll be right back."

Ron loudly says as Kim walks into the bathroom, "Hey Kim? Any idea of when Camille is getting out of the hospital?"

Kim shouts back, "I hear she's getting out this week. Shego really let her have it and she is just going from a hospital to prison so she isn't really going anywhere."

Ron says, "Hey Kim, that reminds me. Your cousin Larry said to tell you that he overheard our moms talking about what our grandkids would be like. They were even coming up with names for them. Talk about not putting the pressure on us."

Kim is silent from the bathroom so Ron speaks up, "Talk about not putting pressure on us, right Kim?"

Still more silence until Kim comes out and says, "Um, Hey Ron… I've been meaning to ask you. How would you feel if we ever became parents?"

Ron closes his eyes as he imagines the future and says, "Oh I'd be all cool about it. After all, we're planning on that sorta stuff for after graduation right?"

Kim walks up and says, "Um, yeah… after graduation." She kisses him on the lips before she says, "Daddy."

Ron just continues to daydream peacefully as Kim just sits down beside him on the bed, waiting until suddenly Ron's eyes fly open as he realizes what Kim had just said. He says, "You kidding? Please tell me you're kidding me and that this is all something we can laugh about." He begins to awkwardly laugh then, "Ha! Ha… Ha… Haha… eh… erm, you're not kidding are you?"

Kim's smile and the way she says, "Well… we had always planned on starting a family… just not so soon." She looks at Ron's unreadable face and quickly says, "I am sorry! I should have told you that I thought one of the condoms was defe-MMMPH!" She is cut off as Ron suddenly kisses her full on and it wasn't just any kiss but a deep, loving, everything is right with the world kind of kiss.

Since she hadn't been expecting it, her mind had been a bit numbed by it and actually makes a kind of "uhhhh…" sound as Ron says to her, "I've dreamed of all this Kim and I don't care if it was an accident or planned… I love you a lot Kim and I just know whatever child we have will be amazing as you."

Kim shakes her head for a moment as helps to clear her mind and take in what Ron had just said. She makes a squeal for joy and tackles him onto the bed, "Thank you Ron!" She then looks down at Ron's face, which was so close she could almost touch his nose and her hair drapes over his as she says, "I was so nervous about telling you… I was afraid that you'd be upset at me or think I had planned this."

Ron smiles up at Kim and says, "I might have expected Drakken or Shego to slip you some bum condoms or something…" (Kim quickly flashes back to condoms being given to her by Drakken, Shego, Monique, Felix, and both her parents and Ron's parents) He continues to say, "or our friends or even my parents but I'm sure you got them at the store like anyone else."

Kim blushes, as she couldn't bring herself to tell him that she had used ones given to them first or that they might have tampered with one. She knew that she would have to scan the one she thought was defective as well as the remaining ones. Then a thought came to her… did it really matter if they gave her defective ones on purpose? The deed was already done and she didn't do abortions. She says before leaning in to kiss him and lay on top of him, "I guess anything can happen with all the lovemaking we did…"

Ron nods and says, "I guess so KP… Oh! Sorry about that… you're not a P anymore."

Kim gently kisses Ron before she whispers, "That is ok, it can be your little special pet name for me." She then lays on the bed with him, snuggling together happily with both of them dreaming of a bright future with love and their children.

Epilogue:

One year later, Kim Stoppable gives birth to Tira Ophelia-Patricia Stoppable. She was just the cutest, little blonde with eyes even more bright green than Kim's and even though she was just a few years apart. Hana and Tira got along great, which in the end caused no ends of trouble for both parents and Monkey Fist.

THE END


AN: Well everyone, I hope you enjoyed this story. So what did you think of the beginning of the chapter with Ron talking to James Possible and Carmen? It looks like Carmen is going to continue to be a headache doesn't it? Did you like the way Ron got suspicious of the 'fake' Wedding Kim? Similar to the time he was trapped in a crate but this time, at least this time he didn't blow it did he? Does anyone like what I had happen between Shego and Carmen at the end? Or for Camille? What do you think of the 'daddy' sitch for Ron? Do you think that the condoms were purposely bad or that she just got a bad one by accident? What did you think of the name for their little baby girl? Did anyone notice that the initials spell "TOPS" Finally, I hope all of you enjoyed this story and the little ride from proposal to the actual wedding. I know I left something at the end that could be continued in a sequel but would any of you want the sequel? Or would one of you like to write it instead?

As usual all votes, reviews, ideas, suggestions, and more are always welcome.