"Meta Knight."
The puffball bowed in respect as the massive glove spoke to him.
"Yes, Master Hand?"
"There is a new character whom wishes to enter Brawl. And I want you to fight him."
"And?"
"If he proves to be a good fighter, with an original and useful move-set." The hand continued. "Then he may join the Brawl. If not, he is not allowed to join."
"I accept your offer, Master Hand." Meta Knight said respectfully. "Who is my opponent."
"I believe his name was..... Bowser Jr."
The Brawl was to take place on the Pokemon Stadium.
All the Smasher's were present, since they wanted to see if this new guy would join their ranks.
First up, Meta Knight swirled into the stage, his sword golden and glorious.
On the other side of the stage, appeared a glowing, M-shaped portal. And from it leapt-
"What the hell is that?" Wolf asked.
"That, stupid puppy." Bowser snapped. "Is my son!"
Sure enough, Meta Knight was facing a miniature version of Bowser, with an orange ponytail, a cheeky grin, a bib and carrying a strange paintbrush thing.
"That's right!" The min Bowser stated proudly. "I am Bowser Jr, here to join the Smasher's!"
"Only if you defeat me, young one." Meta Knight replied.
"That'll be no problem!" Bowser Jr laughed. "My magic brush and my speed with have you dizzier then a washing machine."
"Did he honestly just say that?" Ness asked
"Hmph. We'll see. One life each, Smash Ball only." Meta Knight replied.
"Hope you're ready to lose, Mr Top Tier!" Bowser Jr heckled, as the match began!
Meta Knight lunged forward into a Drill Rush, which Jr leapt over easily. Spinning around, Jr used his Side-B, Shell Throw, and threw a green shell at Meta Knight, whom teleported before it hit him. Reappearing behind the little reptile, Meta Knight swiped out with his sword, knocking Jr to the ground.
Jr grumbled at not being the first one to score a hit, but he gathered up his energy and released his B Move, the Sonic Scream. A sound-wave of high-pitched energy burst form his mouth and struck the warrior hard. As Meta Knight got up, Bowser Jr swung his paintbrush at the knight three times, all scoring hits, before throwing another green shell at the knight, whom was knocked back at it's force.
Meta Knight quickly recovered, grabbing the lunging reptile, before surging into the air and coming back down, slamming his foe into the ground. Bowser Jr landed hard on the ground, but Meta Knight was already slashing at him with his sword.
Jr finally managed to raise his shield, blocking the attack, before grabbing Meta Knight and whacking him with his brush. Meta Knight landed on his feet and teleported, reappearing behind Bowser Jr, his sword lunging. Fortunately, Jr shield this blow and leapt away from the puffball.
"You're a good fighter, for one so young." Meta Knight sneered.
"Well, you aren't the only one who can teleport, puffball!" Jr retorted, before using his brush to swipe a portal out of nothing and leapt into it. This was his Up-B, Paint Portal.
Meta Knight instantly smashed his sword out behind him, anticipating the sneak attack-
Except it never came.
Bower Jr reappeared exactly where he started from, before diving into his Down-B, Shell Spinner, spinning along the ground and crashing into Meta Knight.
"That's my boy!" Bowser cheered, as the crowd clapped at the youth's clever mind game.
Jr snickered, before going back into Shell Spinner, to which Meta Knight retaliated with Mach Tornado. The two moves collided with one another, before Meta Knight won out, his sword smacking the reptile away.
Bowser Jr landed on the edge of the stage, barely regaining his balance, just as Meta Knight lunged forward, kicking the reptile right off the edge.
However, Bowser Jr used his Paint Portal to teleport back to the edge, throwing another shell at Meta Knight, this one red, rather then the usual green. Meta Knight used Dimensional Cape to both dodge and counter-attack-
-Just as the red shell flew back towards him!
As the shell crashed into him, Bowser Jr got back to his feet and laughed.
"Silly puffball! Red shell shave homing qualities!"
"I'll remember that." Meta knight grumbled, just as the stage reformed into the Grass Stage.
"Nice effects." Jr noted.
"Nice face. Too bad I ruined it."
Jr was smashed by Meta Knight's side smash, but managed to get up and fire a Sonic Scream, which Meta Knight dodged.
Just then, the Smash Ball appeared!
"Mine!" Jr screamed, as he flung a shell at it, but missed.
Meta lunged into a Shuttle Loop, dealing decent damage to the ball, but was unable to dodged as Bower Jr leapt into and smashed his brush into the flyer, sending him crashing to the ground.
Jr then unleashed a Sonic Scream, which broke the Smash Ball!
"YEAH! Here I go! BLUE SHELL STRIKE!"
His brush glowed with monstrous energy, as five blue, winged shells burst form it, then shot at Meta Knight. The puffball dodged the first two, which exploded in blue fire. However, the third and fourth-
BOOM! BOOM!
Meta Knight smashed to the floor, burning in blue fire, just as the fifth shell dived for him, to finish him off!
BOOM!
Jr stared blankly as the smoke cleared, revealing no Meta Knight. Then, he cheered!
"I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
"You lose."
Jr suddenly spun round, to see Meta Knight charging up a forward smash to full power.
"Boo."
"Well, you put up a great fight." Master Hand told the sulking turtle kindly. "Though you lost, you-"
"C'mon! He cheated!" Jr whined. "I deserve to be in this!"
"Bowser Jr, I-"
"I WANT IN! I WANT IN! I WANT IN!"
"JUST SHUT UP! YOU ARE IN, ALL RIGHT??!!?!" Master Hand yelled, easily losing patience with the whiny reptile. "DIDN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WON! YOU'RE A GOOD FIGHTER, YOU'RE IN THE BRAWLS, NOW SHUT UP!"
"Oh....... thanks!"
"Well done, kiddo!" Bowser declared happily, as he patted his son fondly.
"Thanks, dad!" Jr squealed in joy, hugging his father. "Now I get to be a Smasher! I get to see Mama Peach, Mario, Luigi, Wario!"
As the little turtle went on and on happily, his father beaming with pride, Mario sighed to himself, imagining the carnage to come.
"Sodomita." He grumbled.
Author's Notes: This was made pending request from Mech Boy of Doom, whom I actually know from real life XD
Anyway, Bowser Jr joins the Brawl (Still deluding himself about Peach, apparently XD) and the SSBB One-shots, Master Hand gets p***ed, while Mario says "bugger" in Italian XD
