Caillou: The Devil's Pawn SUPER!
It has been a peaceful 3 months since Goku and friends defeated Majin Buu and life was getting back to normal...WAIT THIS ISN'T MY SHOW!
YO! Last time on Caillou: The Devil's Pawn SUPER Monokuma released his forces to attack both our heroes and Master Hinkle's army of freaks. Caillou's family has entered the fray showing impressive power while Caillou has been captured by an operative of Hell. Now for the real title of the episode...
Caillou Back To Hell: OH HELL NO!
"Why'd you bring me here poopyhead?" complained Caillou to Calicfer who waited for his brother to finish watching the lastest episode of Dragon Ball Super. Calicfer waited patiently while Caillou squirmed around trying to hold his pee in.
"Do you have to use the restroom Caillou?" Calicfer politely asked as Caillou did a pee-pee dance which reminds me of the "jerk dance". Caillou nodded yes as he and Calicfer walked towards the restroom. After a few minutes they returned to find The Devil asleep.
"Nii-san!" Calicfer yelled awaking The Devil
"YAWN... Cali? What are you doing here? And who is that wi-OH HELL NO!" The Devil yelled
"Yes Nii-san this is Caillou." replied Calcifer
"IT YOU! YOU POOPYHEAD MONSTER! I HATE YOU! YOUR THE REASON EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL ME YOU STUPID HEAD!" yelled Caillou towards The Devil.
"I wonder..." The Devil thought to himself as he raised his finger and fired a demonic fire beam that struck through Caillou heart killing him instantly as the rest of his body was engulfed in an inferno.
"Nii-san you shouldn't have done that! Now I have to go to the River of Styx to retrieve him again! Do you know how long that takes!" scolded Calicfer
"Hehe I finally broke that famous cool-head of yours. But just wait a moment kiddo." The Devil replied as Caillou arose from the flames and continued on with his rant.
"AND FUTHERMORE THAT WAS REALLY MEAN! YOU STUPID MOTHERFUC-" Caillou yelled until The Devil literally blew his head off.
"His soul is bounded to Hell." Calcifer said in awe of this revelation. "But brother... bounding a mortal's soul to Hell is illegal isn't it?" Calicfer asked.
"Yeah it is...my bad" The Devil replied
"But why did you do it?" Calcifer asked
"W-Well...I meant to kidnap some other child. Baldie just happen to be in the way, but had I know he was this annoying I would have never kidnapped him or anyone in Montreal." The Devil replied as a nervous sweat ran down the side of his face.
"Why were you kidnapping children from the mortal realm?" Calcifer asked
"Training." quickly replied The Devil
"Training? Why do need training with chil- oh my" Calcifer paused in a moment of realization.
"Yeah" replied The Devil
Meanwhile...
The battle between Emma and Lee-Wun raged on as the continued assault each other with water-based attacks. Who will win this fight? Who the hell knows!
"You've gotten stronger" commented an exhausted Lee-Wun as she panted feet away from Emma who was equally tired.
"I wish I could the same for you" replied Emma which obviously annoyed Lee-Wun.
"Alright you little bitch I'm going to kill you here!" Lee-Wun declared as she performed a series of absurd poses. She continued the skies grew dark as Lee-Wun was covered by a deep blue aura. The sky poured rain as the winds picked up into a gale.
"The hell is going on?" Leo asked as he continued to fight Jason & Jeffery.
"Da fuck is this about?" wonder Clemintine as she dodged Andre's fist.
"Does not compute." Mecha Trexy stated as he sliced Jim in two.
"Siento una presencia" Raruto commented as he watched from afar eating a bowl of his favorite Ramen. As mysterious figure sat next to him.
"I may actually have to intervene" the mysterious figure said to Raruto.
"What is this attack of yours?" questioned Emma as she struggled to move.
"You'll see" Lee-Wun replied as she placed her hands parallel to eyes and made victory finger V's as she charged up.
"SHARKNADO BEAM!" yelled Lee-Wun as a violent torrent of water exploded from fingers sending swirling water and water sharks at Emma who just barely dodged at the last second.
"Ah fuck" replied Emma to the attack
"So...Tsuki is..." Calcifer nervously asked
"Yup. I'm going to be a dad!" cheered The Devil
A/N: Sorry for the delay I went on a trip to Orlando and didn't have time to upload before I left. Also can you tell how hyped I am for Dragon Ball Super? As always thank you for reading!
P.S: SHARKNADO!
"I'm entering fatherhood!" - The Devil
