"Look at what your son has. Just look." Kurt said, barging into Blaine's office without even knocking.
Blaine, who was looking over papers, looked up with a puzzled face. "Huh? Hello to you too."
Nicky waltzed in, making his remote control dinosaur walk in front of him.
"Yes. I've seen that before…"
"Not that son. This one." Kurt reached back and nudged his youngest and shorter son into the room. "This is entirely your fault and I think you set this up."
"What?" Blaine asked, standing and looking more confused than ever. "What do you have there, Munchie?"
Zachy turned the other way, looking down at his arms which were clearly cradling something. "Don't be mad."
"Oh, we're mad." Kurt sighed.
"It's so nice that I'm not the one in trouble." Nicky said cheerfully, leading his dinosaur straight for Blaine who had to open his legs to avoid being attacked by the toy, which was now loudly 'rawr'ing.
"Oh, we just haven't gotten to you yet." Kurt said. "I haven't forgotten that letter from your teacher."
Nicky sighed dramatically, sounding put out. "Why am I always getting into trouble?"
"I'd like to know the answer to that too."
Blaine approached Zachy and bent down, looking in his arms. "It's so cute!"
Zachy, who had looked very forlorn, perked right up. "He followed me, Dad! He likes me!"
"Can I hold him?" Blaine asked eagerly.
"No!" Kurt snapped. "Blaine, you're supposed to be on my side."
"It was scared, Daddy, and I saved it." Zachy said, looking at Kurt with big eyes.
"It wasn't scared. It just knows one of your fathers is gullible." Kurt scoffed.
"I always wanted a kitten after Oreo and you always said no. Then when I got out of Harvard, Melody was attached to her and I couldn't take her back." Blaine said, tilting his head. "And now Zachy wants one."
"Blaine…" Kurt sighed.
"Pllllleeeeease! He likes me." Zachy protested, bouncing up and down and pouting up at Kurt with Blaine's bright hazel eyes. "Daddy, he likes me."
"Zachary, we cannot have a cat. We have a puppy. Two puppies."
"But Kreacher's your puppy." Nicky interrupted. "And he's kinda… kinda a…"
"Attention hog?" Blaine offered.
"Uh huh." Nicky nodded. "He takes my stuff."
"See? That dog has it out for me and my offspring, Kurt. He doesn't harass Sophie." Blaine said.
"Great. Let's get a cat with claws and keep it in a house with a toddler." Kurt snapped. "She'll end up making it mad and it will hurt her. You know she loves pulling Kreacher's tail. The only reason Kreacher is okay with it is because he's now gone through Melody, Nicky, Zachy, David's kids, Wes' kid, and Rachel and Finn's kids. This new kitten hasn't had that yet. Zachary, don't you dare start the crying!"
"Look at how upset he is." Blaine cooed. He kneeled down, hugging Zachy, and whispered, "Keep going."
Zachy just glared at him and then at Kurt, both looking and sounding absolutely heartbroken. "I want a cat! You promised me a hamster and you didn't get it! And you promised me a bunny!"
"You've done this to me since I met you!" Blaine exclaimed. "Why are you so cruel?"
"You won't even let us get dumb sea monkeys." Nicky added. "And everyone loves those things."
"Don't call things dumb." Blaine sighed. "You're outnumbered here, Kurt."
"We can name him Bubbles." Zachy said hopefully.
"No, that's girly. We'll name him Monster." Nicky said, growling for emphasis.
Blaine gently took the kitten. "Boys, he is a she."
"Bubbles is good for a girl." Zachy chirped.
"No body said we were keeping the cat!" Kurt exclaimed. "Blaine!"
"Hey, you promised me a kitten when I was twenty. If it weren't for you sister, we'd still have her. I'm calling you out on this. It's time to pay up." Blaine said.
"We don't have time to raise a kitten." Kurt heaved a big sigh and kneeled down so he was level with the twins. "If she is overly messy and generally destructive—."
"Like Kreacher?"
"Blaine, shut up." Kurt snapped, making the boys giggle. He then continued, "And if she hurts your sister even once, once, we're giving her away."
Zachy let out a shriek. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
"We got a kitty, we got a kitty, we got a kitty!" Nicky sang, hopping onto Blaine's desk and starting to dance. "We got a kitty, we got a kitty!"
"Hold on." Kurt said, shooting Blaine a look as he snuggled the little kitten. "We do have to see if we can find the owner. If we can't find the owner,then we'll… further discuss keeping her. Blaine, you're getting cat hair all over your suit."
"That's okay because our new kitten is so cute." Blaine cooed, holding the kitten up and touching noses with it. "Oh yes, she is!"
"Where's she going to sleep?" Kurt sighed heavily.
"With us!" Nicky said excitedly, jumping up and down. "With me and Zachy, Daddy! With me and Zachy!"
"Alright, alright, alright." Kurt sighed once again and shot a look in Blaine's direction. "Thank you, Blaine, for your help on this matter. I greatlyappreciate it. Come on, kids. Let's go pick Sophie up so we can get the new kitten home."
Blaine smiled sweetly, waving at Kurt. "Have a nice car ride home."
"This will cost you, babe. It's going to cost you big." Kurt called before opening Blaine's office door.
"Wait, cost me what?" Blaine yelped.
"Something I cannot say in front of the children." Kurt said, smiling back just as sweetly and Blaine and waving. "Have a nice ride home!"
"Damnit." Blaine mumbled as his sons left and Kurt closed the door behind them. "I walked right into that one."
