" Am I missing something here?" Lincoln asked his family as he walked in the house. Currently, on one side of the living room sat Lynn Sr, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, Lucy and Lisa while the other sat Rita, Lori, Leni, Lana, Lola, and Lily. They all had their arms crossed and were glaring at each other.

" Oh hi honey. Luan apparently told a joke about Blonds Vs. Brunettes, and it kinda spiraled from there."

" Ok, and why can't you all just let this go?"

" We will if they will!" Both groups said to each other. Lincoln rolled his eyes.

Yeah, I'm going over to Clyde's. Staying out of this one." And with that Lincoln backed out the house and went on his merry way, leaving the 2 groups ro continue their stareoff at each other.