Angel of Death
Disclaimer: I do not own Killer College
Chapter 53
"Due to a national surplus of hen eggs, these are eggs that will be discarded" Yaeko Shimohira reported as she continued on the article.
"They're going to throw the eggs when you could just eat them? What a waste!" Sugino said as he, Karma, Nagisa, Nagataka and Kaede were eating at a restaurant while they were watching the TV on the wall.
"The government made a mistake in the production adjustment, so the number of chickens within the nation has increased, you see" The chicken farmer said, the odd thing was...he kind of resembled one. "And the price of eggs suddenly dropped, too. The cost of shipping is higher than the eggs themselves, so just shipping them out would put us in the red"
"Well I guess this sort of thing happens sometimes when it comes to fresh foods" Karma said.
"But still..." Sugino trailed off.
"Here it is! A chance!" Kaede thought with a growing smile.
"...Those eggs better be cage free" Nagataka muttered.
"I'm sure they are" Nagisa smiled.
Nagataka looked next to him. "Why are you so happy?" He asked. "They're going to waste eggs"
"Oh, it's nothing to do with that" Kaede said. "If you really want to know, just wait and find out~"
Nagataka blinked with half lidded bored eyes as he had his chopsticks in his mouth.
"Now, onto the weather" Yaeko said as they watched the TV.
The next day Kaede stood in front of the class as she explained her plan, but she didn't say what they were going to make.
"So there you have it!" Kaede said to the class as she held a book called Secret Plan. "We'll be able to salvage the eggs, and perform an assassination with this plan!"
"E-Eggs for an assassination?" Koki asked.
"Keh, are you planning on making food with this mixed in?" Ryoma asked as he held anti-sensei pellets. "We already tried that and got busted"
"Fufufu, I'm thinking of something more" She said.
"Using all those eggs for an assassination? I give you props for enthusiasm" Nagataka said as he turned around and was prepared to go back to his 'seat' in the class next to Ritsu. "But if it fails, it's just a waste of eggs and ingredients"
"And also only Erosensei's gonna eat it..."
"What if I told you it was pudding?"
Nagataka turned around and grabbed Kaede by the shoulders. "Pudding? Why didn't you say so?" Nagataka asked with a shine in his eyes, he practically had stars!
"So are you in?" Kaede asked a rhetorical question.
"Of course!" He replied before the two's hands formed a handshake that looked like they were about to arm wrestle, stars in both of their eyes.
"Great, now the two sweet tooths are going to go through with this to the end now..."
"I asked Karasuma-sensei for help, so the initial arrangements are ok!" Kaede said. "If everyone will head to the school yard!"
"Really...middle school students come up with the most outlandish plans" Karasuma thought as he shook his head with a small smile.
"NUOH?!" Most of the classes' eyes bugged out at all the equipment they saw to make a giant pudding.
"That shape, and eggs...does that mean?" Sumire asked as Kaede smiled.
"Exactly" The green haired girl said. "Starting now, I want everyone to make an enormous pudding. I call it, Pudding Killsplosion Plan!"
Flashback
"You can never get full from pudding, right Korosensei?" Kaede asked.
"Yes, indeed" The teacher said. "One day, I'd like to try jumping into a huge pudding even larger than myself. Although, I can't do that because I have no money"
Flashback End
"Yes, let us fulfill his romance!" Kaede said recalling the memory. "But honestly, I really want to try it, too!"
"At the bottom of the pudding, we'll air seal some anti-sensei bullets and an explosive" She said. "When Korosensei eats his way to the bottom, Kotaro will set it off, and boom!"
"It might be worth trying" Yuma said.
"Korosensei does lose himself to ero stuff and sweets, huh?" Taiga added.
"Kaede was always devoted to logistical support...for her to come out from and set up this plan is out of character"
"Alright, while sensei's gone during this three day weekend, let's get ready for battle!" Kaede said as the class agreed.
The class began making a giant pudding with some help.
"For the huge quantity of eggs, we borrowed the line that's on standby at the mayonnaise factory and had them use a machine to separate and mix it"
"We'll add to that sugar, milk, and vanilla oil as the basic ingredients" Kaede said that.
"But you know, Kaede, there was a failed giant pudding attempt on TV before" Hinano said as she remembered the televised event. "It was so big, it was crushed by it's own weight"
"Yeah" Kaede said knowing the exact program. "To prevent that, in addition to gelatin, we'll mix in agar into the coagulant. The fibers in the agar will increase it's strength"
"Also, agar's melting point is higher than gelatin's, in other words, because it's hard to melt with heat, it'll make it difficult to fall apart out in the open during September"
The class continued as they continued to make the giant pudding.
"There you go!" Kaede said. "Pour it in one section at a time! The bottom layer is gelatin and the top layer will be a large portion of fresh cream, on top of supporting it's own weight, it'll also be fluffy!"
"Here, throw these in from time to time" Kaede said as she handed Megu a box with...transparent coloured cubes...kind of like jelly.
"What is this?" Megu asked.
"It's wafer covered flavouring" One of the sweet tooths said. "You'd get sick of eating the same flavor throughout, right? By melting in fruit sauce and mouse cream, you create areas where the taste changes here and there"
"We'll thread pipes inside the cup and flow the coolant. A pudding this size won't cool from the open air"
"W-Wow" The class thought as they watched on.
"That Kaede, where does her knowledge of pudding attributes stop?" Justice asked.
"She had a scientific foundation while having thoroughly researched taste, too" Rio said.
"Way to go, Kaede" Karma said. "After watching that news piece on eggs, you arranged all this within a week?"
"Yeah...actually, I've wanted to try making this for a while" The green haired girl rubbed the back of her head. "The ministry of defence is paying for the expenses. I thought it was an awesome opportunity, once I decide something, I move straight towards it...that's how I am"
Nagisa and Nagataka were working on another part of the pudding. "Quite a shock huh?" Nagataka asked the blue haired trap.
"Hm?" Nagisa looked up at the black haired teen.
"About Kaede, this isn't something you would imagine after everything else that went on"
"Y-Yeah"
"She's kind of acting like a main character don't you think Nagisa? Early, she was more of a side character"
"...I think you are spending too much time with Yuzuki, Nagataka..."
Nagataka just smiled and shrugged. "Is it bad to hang out with someone like that if it's fun?" He asked as he looked down at their work. "...It's a shame we have to blow this up..."
"Nagataka, keep your mind on the mission!"
"Sorry, can't hear you" He said looking back up at Nagisa with a deadpanned, emotionless stare. "Pudding...taking...over...assuming direct control"
The two looked at each other before laughing.
It had been a long time since that look or similar look.
Sometime has passed since they started making the pudding.
"We remove the pipes after cooling it for a night, then blow air into those holes. That'll make the mold float off, we smoothly apply the loose gelatin agar to the outer laying of the pudding. We add caramel sauce, sear the surface with a burner, and...it's done!" Kaede said proudly as the giant pudding was a success!
"Man~" Sugino said as he looked up at the pudding. "It looks so good~"
"You forget that there's an explosive under that, huh?" Rio asked as she took a photo of the giant pudding.
Later Erosensei was staring up at the pudding, smiling happily with drool before turning to his students. "Is...is it okay if sensei eats the whole thing?"
"Please do" Rio replied as the class began to walk away. "We just wanted to save the disposed eggs"
"It's a waste otherwise, so eat the whole thing, okay~" Hinano said.
"Of course!" Korosensei said as he held...spoons...no...garden shovels? "Ahh, my dream has come true!"
"Hey Kaede, we'll watch the explosion from the classroom" Yuma whispered.
"Y-Yeah" She replied sending one last look to the pudding.
Kaede watched from the window as Korosensei was eating the large pudding, he was really happy judging from the tears.
"He's eating with so much enthusiasm"
"It's only a matter of time until he reaches the bottom"
"A remote controlled explosive and a surveillance camera have been set at the bottom of the pudding! The timing for setting off the remote explosion, is the moment the surrounding pudding begins to disappear, and a thin light appears on the black screen!" Kaede thought. "Pudding...explosion..."
"It definitely tastes better when the flavour changes along the way, so I used the four layered pudding, the Puddinesse, as a reference..."
"I see, so you perform strength experiments with reduced models! I'm sorry for asking so suddenly over the phone!"
"Ah! It collapsed again!"
"...Pudding~..."
The memories flooded into Kaede before she went crazy.
"NO!" Kaede shouted as she started to headbutt the window. "We poured our love into making that pudding! We can't blow it up!"
"Calm down, Kaede!" Sugino told Kaede as Ryoma peeled her off from the window.
"Don't go feeling empathy for the pudding, Kaede!" He shouted. "Didn't we make it to blow it up?!"
"No!" Kaede said. "Leave it alone! We'll use it to decorate the schoolyard as a monument for all of eternity!"
"IT'LL ROT!" The class shouted.
"Nagataka, talk some sense into her...er..." They all looked to see Nagataka rolling up and down on his side down the hallway.
All the while he was muttering. "I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it" He repeated the mantra before he stopped before he stopped as they saw that his eyes were wide and pretty much emotionally dead. "I need It!"
"Crap! Someone hold him down!"
"Got it!" Karma and Yuma said as they held Nagataka down.
"Kotaro Joestar, blow up the pudding now, it's driving me crazy"
Kotaro looked down at the detonator and pressed it...but nothing happened.
"Fuu, let's take a short break" Korosensei said from behind them.
"Eh!" All the students looked over to Korosensei who was holding the explosive and detonator. "The explosive...even the detonator was removed..."
"I caught the scent of a foreign object mixed in. I ate the dirt and burrowed underground and removed it" He said. "Among the ingredients for plastic explosives, there are those that give off a strong smell. Kotaro, please try researching ingredients that won't reach sensei's nose"
"...Will do" Jotaro replied.
"Also, pudding is something you eat together with others" Korosensei said as he held a platter of pudding for each student and handed them out to every student. "I sorted out the clean parts and placed them here"
"However, eating eggs that are set to be disposed...strictly speaking, that violates economic rules" Korosensei told the class. "Let us think about the importance of food during our next civics lesson"
"That's too bad, Kaede" Nagisa said as he ate the pudding. "Or actually, are you relieved?"
"Ahaha" Kaede laughed.
"But, I didn't think you could be this thorough, Kaede" The class trap said. "It was fun and unexpected"
"Fufu, a true blade is one you don't even show to your close friends" She said as she held the pudding up to Korosensei like a gun sight. "I'll kill again and if you want a jellylike blade, I have a bunch of others"
Nagataka who was back in his wheelchair ate the pudding happily as he looked over at Kaede. "..." He then turned his attention to Korosensei. "Yeah...true blade..."
"Hehe...jellyblade...that's a new one..."
Nagataka continued eating his pudding as Korosensei turned to Nagataka and titled his head before returning to his own pudding.
OMAKE
The Dangers of Pudding
Class E had just set up the giant pudding with an explosive mixed in. They were waiting for the correct time but, the class had to check their two wildcards...or ticking time bombs.
They looked to over to see Kaede and Nagataka but they were both shadowy silhouettes with demonic glowing eyes as their eyes were solely on the pudding. Their hands caressingly down the window longingly.
"THE TWO SWEET TOOTHS ARE WAY TOO IN SYNC!" They all thought.
The two then suddenly threw the window up!
"THEY'RE DEAD SET ON THAT PUDDING! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'LL KILL TO GET IT!"
"Quick! Stop those two!"
Luckily they managed to stop them but...unfortunately, Korosensei still lived as he held the explosives in his mouth like a dog that just fetched and returned a tennis ball.
OMAKE
Nep Nep...Oh Wait...Wrong Series
As Nagataka was eating pudding, Yuzuki was looking right at him.
"Yes?" He asked.
"Just waiting..."
"Waiting for what?"
"Ji"
"Now you're just sounding out your staring!"
"..."
"I get in now, your waiting me to go Nep aren't you?! Do I look like a blonde hair spear using male who's hair turns green as a power up?"
"N-Nagataka...we were going for a reference of the series, not bringing up a different story-" She said as she stopped.
Nagataka then pulled out a eggplant...and threw it at Yuzuki.
Pudding...it's very dangerous...an apocalypse of man eating jam has nothing on it...
Zombie apocalypse? Ha! Pudding has nothing on it!
Another short chapter, but I kind of wanted this to be by itself, like the summer festival. Next is the Tag and Cops and Robbers but after that, either Itona Time Third Hour or an original chapter, or maybe after Itona or before Tag Time. Who knows which one I'll do~
