Title: Radar, Gaydar
A/N: Warning, AU (modern), Slash, References to torture. And I'm just presuming that they get old American TV shows in the U.K.... Response to #63 Break.
"Watson, why did we get into this business?" Holmes asked.
"Because you like solving crimes, but not dealing with all the paperwork Scotland Yard has to deal with on a daily basis," Watson replied.
"I was referring to the case, Watson," Holmes immediately pointed out.
"I know."
"Of course, you do. You're like that guy in that American TV show Lestrade likes," Holmes agreed.
"Radar O'Reilly?"
"Yeah, him."
"I don't have a teddy bear that I carry around with me though. I just know things before they happen."
"That hurts, Watson."
"The rats already nibbling at your toes, Holmes?"
"Ew, no. Aren't I your teddy bear?" the detective asked.
"Holmes, did they break your brain while they were breaking your bones?" Watson demanded.
"Maybe. I can't say for certain."
"That is not funny, Holmes."
"Yes, it is."
"No, it's not."
"Yes, it is."
"You're sounding like a broken record now."
"You're making me, Watson."
"Am not!"
"Am too!"
"Don't you mean 'are too'?"
"Yeah. Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Shut up in there or I'll finish you both right now!"
"Shutting up now, idiot."
"Holmes."
"What?"
"We don't call our kidnappers names, especially when they are professionals when it comes to methods of torture."
"You are more of a professional in methods of torture than these kidnappers, Watson."
"I am a doctor, Holmes, not a criminal who gets off by seeing others in pain."
"I've seen a biopsy needle before, Watson, you can't fool me," Holmes insisted.
"I said shut up!" bellowed the guard as he finally got too close to his prisoners.
