Princess Peach Toadstool was in her room in the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, with it floating around on a rock around the shitty Mario Galaxy stage as she picked up the phone, answering it. The pink clad, blonde princess was sitting on her pink bed.

"Sorry, silly, but this is not Caesar's Pizza Palace. However, since you bothered to call..." Peach stated innocently as she placed the phone behind her butt, releasing a brassy, deep pitched fart as she giggled, placing the now rotten smelling phone up to her ear. "You get a really stinky poot as your prize! Teehee!"

Peach then hung up the phone, humming innocently as the phone called up again, answering it. She gasped with glee as she placed her right hand on her face.

"Oh, Nicole! So glad to hear from you again!" Peach stated as she rolled her right hand around. "Your farting's getting better, huh? Let me hear it!" Much to her delight, she heard an incredibly raunchy gas blast over the phone, laughing as she frantically waved the air with her right hand. "Peeyew! Phew, that was a good one, Nic! I could actually smell it over the phone!"

Pit was humming to himself as he was strolling down the hallway, hearing that Peach was on the phone. He glanced in, to see that Peach was farting into the phone, his eyes widening as he couldn't believe what he was seeing.

"Peach... why...?" Pit mumbled to himself as he shook his head, rushing down the hallway as he felt an awkward boner popping up in his tight angel clothing.


Peach, Princess Zelda, and Samus Aran in her power suit were all trying to take down an annoying Mimicutie, who was showing off her legs as she kicked Samus and Zelda, with Peach trying to approach her, but failing as Mimicutie dashed into her. They were all trying to have a Smash Run session.

"Ooh! You're riling me up really much!" Peach stated as she puffed up her cheeks. "Just wait until I unleash my ultimate power on you!"

"No, Peach! Don't!" Zelda stated as she grabbed a hold of the Mimicutie. "We can beat this slutty creature without farting!"

"Yes! For once in your pathetic flatulent life, use one of your other Smash attacks!" Samus exclaimed as she was charging up a shot.

But much to their dismay, Peach performed her flatulent Peach Bomber, the brassy explosion of gas causing the cavern to collapse as everyone got crushed. Peach was happy, because not only did she get to fart, she managed to kill the Mimicutie.

Only bad thing? They didn't get a single reward.


"Jesus, what is with all these friggin' Kid Icarus Uprising enemies!?" Waluigi exclaimed as he and Shadow The Hedgehog were blasting several of the creatures that were popping up all around the mansion, with the other Assist Trophies and Pokeball Pokemon fighting back.

"I don't know, but they better go back to where they came from." Shadow commented, watching Peach dash past him as he was confused. "What the?"

"Poot Power!" Peach exclaimed as she jumped throughout the air doing various poses as she let loose her loud and deadly flatulence, easily knocking out the enemies as she giggled, running down the hallway and then the stairs, stinking up the place, but at the same time getting rid of the enemies.

Plugging both of their noses, Waluigi and Shadow glanced at each other as they squinted their eyes.

"She may be a gassy airhead, but at least she killed these freaks for us," Shadow commented as he then took out a rifle and shot an incoming Boom Stomper, causing it to explode into various pieces.

"I'll give her that much." Waluigi remarked as he chucked his purple tennis racket like a boomerang, knocking several Nutskis with ease.


"Don't you think we should hold her back?" Silver The Hedgehog asked Lucario as they were watching Peach farting on top of the various Zuree that were popping out of nowhere, with all of them being in Animal Crossing's Smashville.

"No. I think she's got this by herself." Lucario stated as he used his Aura Sphere on a Skuttler Mage that was approaching them, knocking it out with relative ease.

"Yeah! You Kid Icarus jerks aren't worth shit!" Peach exclaimed above her deep pitched farting, proceeding to chuck several of her smelly turnips at the Lethinium enemies that popped out of nowhere.


Nighttime had arrived, and Peach was enjoying her time farting in one of the hot tubs in the Smash Mansion's pool room, when all of a sudden, a Clubberskull popped up, locked up in ice. Peach noticed, her eyes lighting up as she emerged out of the hot tub, wearing a pink robe around her.

"Ooh, I wonder what this thing is!" Peach exclaimed as she skipped over to the skull shaped enemy frozen in ice, giggling as she placed her hands on her hips. "I know just what to do!"

Spinning around and popping up in different clothing, wearing tight pink jeans and having a pink shirt with her logo on it, Peach giggled as she felt a rumble in her stomach, her ponytail forming over her normally long hair.

"Time to free this bad boy!" Peach stated as she bent over, her big butt on the ice as she let loose her deadliest, most brassy of tuba like farts, the gas blasts strong enough to break the ice as it freed the Clubberskull.

Unfortunately, above Princess Peach's farting, the creepy 8 bit theme of the Clubberskull began playing as the skull floated into the air, turning into the horrendous pink monster that invoked fear in everyone. It then attacked the flatulent princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, proceeding to knock her out as it then destroyed the pool room.

"Bloody Das Boot Kawaii!" Exclaimed the Clubberskull in an obnoxious, high pitched girly voice, with the other Smashers rushing into the pool room, to see the Clubberskull up close.

Peach was knocked out unconscious, her body flat on the floor as her big butt continued farting brassy poots, stinking up The Room as the Smashers tried their best to tolerate Peach's flatulence and fight back against the Clubberskull, with it being overpowered. Unfortunately, Master Hand wasn't present to help out the bad situation.