Fandom: XXXHOLiC
Characters: Watanuki Kimihiro, Doumeki Shizuka, Ichihara Yuuko
Theme: 44 – Teaspoon
Warnings/Ratings: The world's most impressive run-on sentence.
In A Nutshell:
Disclaimer:
I don't own Holic.

"Please go away." He didn't, he hadn't, he never did and never would, but despite how futile it was he couldn't help trying.

Doumeki, perched perilously on the countertop of Watanuki's cramped kitchen, said nothing as usual, only adding power to the burning inferno of the displeased chef's rage.

"OKAY! I CAN'T COOK WITH YOU WATCHING LIKE THAT!" Yet he was indeed cooking, or at least attempting it, pouring vanilla into a teaspoon and trying not to spill as he flailed. "LOOK, YOU CAN STAY OVER THERE OR SOMETHING," he gestured in a vague direction, "JUST GET OUT OF HERE."

Instead of leaving, he grabbed one of Watanuki's ever-flailing arms and used it to shove the teaspoon into his mouth. The smaller boy gaped.

"YOU DID NOT."

"I do believe I did." He grimaced.

"…WELL, HOW DID IT TASTE, HM? I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT. NOW YOU KNOW NOT TO EAT RAW INGREDIENTS LIKE THAT WHEN I'M COOKING DAMN IT."

"I've tasted worse."

"When you tried to cook for yourself, I'm sure." Suddenly and disturbingly, Doumeki was much. Too. Close.

Then he was much, much too close, searching for something (an eyelash, maybe?) in Watanuki's eyes and he must have found it because he was moving and now he was really much, much, much too close because they were inexplicably kissing and it wasn't too terrible except Watanuki could swear he was smothering and suffocating and all other sorts of awful words expressing asphyxiation.

"Like that." Doumeki said finally, pulling away smoldering and smirking.

"…Huh?"

"That tasted much worse."

"The look on your face says otherwise." Pleased to finally out-retort Doumeki for once but still a bit perturbed at the theft of his kiss virginity, he turned back to his preparations.

When the cookies turned out tasting a little funny, Doumeki, in retribution, graciously reminded him that he'd forgotten the vanilla.


I take so long to update and my humble offering is this.

Well, I suppose I could post the next one up, as well...