Lana: All my Musi are supposedly in their rooms, I'm on my computer listening to music—life's perfect!

MIZ + ALEX MUSI: LANA!

Lana: Crap. *Alex + Miz Musi enter the room*

Miz Muse: WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? *whips a DVD at Lana*

Lana: What the hell are you trying to do, kill me?

Alex Muse: With what you did, yeah.

Lana: *looks at the DVD* Who the hell gave you this?

Miz Muse: I think either Evan or Cena, can't remember.

Lana: *thinking* Note to self: Somehow hurt those two later. *saying* Crap, I was planning this as blackmail….and I learn something from that.

Alex Muse: What?

Lana: That you guys can grind to each other pretty well…

Miz Muse: You planning on having everyone you know see that.

Lana: Hell yeah—this is YouTube material baby.

Alex Muse: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Lana: Why the hell not Miz 2.0?

Miz Muse: We can't tell you that.

Lana: So if I do put this on the Internet or whatever—you guys are doing something that might humiliate me?

Miz Muse: Basically.

Lana: Wow. What a bunch of losers.

Miz Muse: You're the loser.

Lana: Look who's talking, you're the biggest loser of 'em all, and you're also a nerd and a geekface.

Miz Muse: I know you are, but what am I?

Lana: A loser.

Miz Muse: I know you are, but what am I?

Lana: *thinking* A person who should be treated as royalty.

Miz Muse: I know you are—

Lana: Thank you.

Miz Muse: DAMN IT! I'm outta here. *Alex and Miz leave*

Lana: Thank God I can get some peace and quiet.