Chapter Fifty: The Bet
The dragon trainer sat down in the Hall slowly sipping on the mead in his cup still grumbling about what he went through. Taking a swig of the beverage he did not even notice a familiar group of men come join him, although they seem to be in a more joyful mood than the young chief. It became evident to them all when Tuffnut flicked a chestnut shell at the guy and he snapped at them all chucking the empty shell across the room.
"Wow someone needs to get laid," Tuffnut said.
Hiccup huffed, "if only."
Snotlout smirked at this and decided he needed to tease his cousin. He leaned on the small lad like an armrest while mockingly saying, "What's wrong Hiccup your lady holding out on you?"
"If it was that simple I wouldn't be here right now," he answered making all of them have a confused look. He sighed and ran his fingers through his hair holding his head before explaining, "it's our dragons every chance we get I end up with another injury thanks to them and today was the worse."
As he told all of them what exactly happen Phelan, Tuffnut, and Snotlout were trying their best not to laugh at the unfortunate man, but when Fishlegs gave his concern for him they could not hold it in anymore and they burst out laughing. Hiccup just glared at them all hoping that Thor would send a lightning bolt to their heads.
"That has got to be the most pathetic thing I ever heard!" the cousin said wiping a tear away.
Hiccup grinded his teeth together trying to hold in his anger, until his oh so brilliant cousin made another comment and he lost it. He flung his frame at Snotlout knocking him flat on his back. As the smaller cousin raised his fist to start punching the other he was stopped in mid-swing. Looking up he saw Phelan holding his fist with a serious look on his face.
"Now Hiccup you don't really want to punch your cousin."
"Yes I do."
Phelan sighed and rephrased, "okay well you can't punch him."
"Why not?"
"Yeah why not?" Snotlout copied Hiccup.
"Because we are men, civil intelligent men, "he started ignoring Hiccup's comment that only a few here were actually intelligent, "and we should handle this as such." He pulled them apart and on their feet.
"And how do we do that?" Fishlegs asked making the blonde Viking smirk.
"With a bet. Snotlout claims that Hiccup is using the dragons as an excuse than let's prove it."
Snotlout jumped at this, "okay if Hiccup can't get any booty by the end of the month he becomes my monkey boy."
Hiccup just stared at the men and actually debated if he should really be doing this sort of thing, but with the stares and nagging of them he caved in, "fine, but if I do you're my monkey boy for a week." Both brunets shook on it until Tuffnut realized something for them.
"How are we going to know he actually got some because I'm sure no one wants to see tooth pick's sex face."
"Oh we'll know," Fishlegs piped in making every man take a step back afraid that he was some sort of pervert and he took offense to that, "what guys change once they get laid, plus the girls tell each other everything and Ruffnut can't keep a secret." He blushed at the end of his explanation not wanting to remember some of the things he was told by the twin.
Snotlout smirked at this, "then its settle Hiccup has two and half weeks to get in Eira pants or he's my slave."
They all agreed and left the chief to his own devices and when sitting alone at the table once again it finally downed on him what he agreed too. "What did I just agreed too?" he question himself and he began to chug his alcohol down his throat. It would be easy to get Eira in the mood for such a thing, but to get her alone and away from their dragons; now therein lies the problem that he had to solve and he only had a couple weeks to do so. Then he started to really panic as he think out loud, "what if Eira finds out?"
A/N: Well Hiccup in his aggravation makes a foolish bet wonder how that turns out for him. Please review.
