Title: Detention Reports
Pairing: Rose/Scorpius
Words: 409
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Written for sortinghatdrabs. The prompt was a Gyffindor/a Slytherin and detention. Stole some of these from REAL detention reports.

Detention Report– 5 Sept. 2023

Student: Scorpius Malfoy
Teacher:N. Longbottom

Reason for detention:Albus Potter made the comment, 'You need to push it in further' (innocent comment) and Scorpius added, 'That's what she said.'

Report to:Green House 2 to repot Mandrakes

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Detention Report– 8 Oct. 2023

Student: Rose Weasley
Teacher:R. Hooch

Reason for detention:Reading a book instead of attending to flying lesson.

Report to:Quidditch Pitch to pick weeds

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Detention Report– 31 Oct. 2023

Student: Scorpius Malfoy
Teacher:F. Flitwick

Reason for detention:Disrupting class by standing, unbuttoning his shirt to reveal a Superman T-shirt and announcing he was Superman.

Report to:Trophy Room to polish trophies

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Detention Report– 19 Nov. 2023

Student: Rose Weasley
Teacher:Sibyll Trelawney

Reason for detention:Consistently defied me during class by contradicting me numerous times when I insisted that the length of one kilometer was greater than that of one mile. Every other student in class accepted my lesson without argument, but Rose commanded that the other students challenge my curriculum. Although she was correct, her actions show a blatant disregard for authority and a complete lack of respect for her professors. I predict she'll die in a horrible manner in the near future.

Report to:Divination's class organize crystal balls

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Detention Report– 26 Jan. 2024

Student: Scorpius Malfoy
Teacher:M. McGonagall

Reason for detention:Throwing grapes at Rose Weasley while she was eating at the Gryffindor table.

Report to:Kitchen to scrub pots without the use of magic

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Detention Report– 29 Jan. 2024

Student: Rose Weasley
Teacher:H. Slughorn

Reason for detention:Charming Scorpius Malfoy's Quidditch kit to disintegrate when it came within 15 feet of a snitch.

Report to:Potion's classroom to scrape mildew from walls

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Detention Report– 8 Feb. 2024

Student: Scorpius Malfoy
Teacher:N. Longbottom

Reason for detention:Transformed Rose Weasley's hair band into a nest of baby spiders.

Report to:Hagrid's hut to groom blast-ended skrewts

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Detention Report– 12 Feb. 2024

Student: Rose Weasley
Teacher:H. Slughorn

Reason for detention:Filling a empty trash can full of water and leaning it against Scorpius Malfoy's bedroom door so that when he opened it his room was flooded.

Report to:Slytherin dormitory – bring a mop

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Detention Report– 14 Feb. 2024

Student: Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley
Teacher:A. Sinistra

Reason for detention:Snogging on the Astronomy Tower after curfew.

Report to:Headmistress' Office to explain situation to parents

The End