A/N: Mwahahaha, Fred and George might just be mad at those of you who voted for the Marauders! Nah, don't worry, I do too… : ) Although I like Fred and George better than James and Peter, and the twins and Sirius and Remus equally.
50th chapter! Wow! We've gotten so far, and so many reviews! For our celebration, I'll just be… oh, read the chapter already! :P
"Thank you very much for joining us, Professor."
"Yes, now can I call you Minnie?"
"No, you can not call me Minnie!"
"Why not?"
"You will call me Minerva. Not Minnie, not Professor. Minerva."
"Why not Professor?"
"George, are you complaining?"
"We are all adults now, you should be calling me by my name. Anyway, we have a show to run."
"Wait, the camera is on?"
"Yes, Fred, don't you see it?"
"…Oh."
"Right…"
"So, everyone, welcome to our show once again! I'm your host, Barney Rubble-"
"And I'm his best friend, Fred Flintstone, with a horrible temper! Yabba-dabba-do!"
"We have a special guest tonight, in case you are blind or deaf. Her name is…"
"Minerva McGonagall."
"Now, you know that is not your name! It's obviously Marilyn Manson!"
"BARNEY!"
"Just kidding, it's Cleopatra."
"That's better."
"So, who won the vote?"
"Well, Cleopatra, your majesty, it was none other than…"
"YABBA-DABBA-DO!"
"…the Marauders. I know who they are!"
"So do I, peasant."
"YABBA-DABBA-DO!"
"They are none other than Harry's dad, the 5th year DADA teacher, the Azkaban escapee, and Scabbers!"
"Scabbers… that filthy peasant."
"YABBA-DABBA-DO!"
"FRED!"
"Refrain from saying 'yabba-dabba-do', peasant."
"Yes, your majesty."
"Now, all you filthy peasants, who would win in a duel, Minerva McGonagall, Cleopatra, Fred Flintstone, George Bush, Barack Obama, Fidel Castro, or Mrs. Figg?"
"Mrs. Figg again, Cleopatra?"
"THAT IS, 'YOUR MAJESTY', FILTHY PEASANT!"
"Y-yes, my m-majesty. S-so sorry."
"Hm."
"Bob, is the camera off yet?"
"Yeah."
"K. Great acting job, Minnie."
"Minerva."
"Great acting job, Minerva."
"Thank you, George."
"YABBA-DABBA-DO!"
"FRED!"
"Um… George?"
"What?"
"The camera's on…"
A/N: Fred and Barney are from a TV show called The Flintstones, I do not own it. Fred is Fred and George is Barney. Minnie is obviously Cleopatra, who I don't own either. I think this is the longest chapter I've ever written for this story. Random thing- did you know it's possible to have both 'White and Nerdy' and the American National Anthem stuck in your head at the same time? :P Anyway, I must sign out now… adios!
