A/N: Hi Guys, I'm back! (complete silence) So what if you guys don't care I wrote a new chapter… man has it really been 5 months since published a chapter. Dang I am behind. But still. Yeah. Well, I'm writing a story for fiction press and you can read a preview here: s/3077703/1/Constellations-Preview
And I'll be trying to post new chapter HPEAB every once in a while. Oh and watch out for two, possibly three stories coming your way soon.
A lord of the rings humor story
A Percy Jackson story
And possibly a Scooby-doo story
I dunno. But enjoy
Harry Potter Eats A Bear
Chapter 53: Hhhaaaaarrrrryyyyy
One Day at Hogwarts, Harry Potter was in Hogwarts, sitting at a table in Hogwarts, eating food made at Hogwarts, made by house elves at Hogwarts, and was watching the choosing of the triwizard tournament at Hogwarts, with champions from Hogwarts, and 2 other schools.
Then a paper got crapped out of the Goblet of Fire. Duumbledore looked and had a freaking spasm attack.
"Harry Potter"
"'Sup."
"Harry Potter!"
"what?"
"Harry Potter!"
"yes"
"Harry Fucking Potter!"
"Damn it! What the hell do want?"
"Your ASS!"
"Da fuck!"
"Harry Potter!"
"Screw you!"
"Harry Potter!"
"Not answering!"
"Why did U crap on my face!"
"I didn't!"
"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
"Stop saying profanities!"
"Fuck off, Severus. Harry Potter!"
"You fuck off!"
"Harry Potter!"
"This is getting old"
"Marijuana!"
"Wha…"
"Harry Potter!"
"ugh…"
"It's ok."
"Really. Thank god!"
"Harry Potter!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Goblet of Mire!"
"Isn't the goblet of fire?"
"Goblet of the shire, bitch!"
"Make it stop!"
"Harry Potter!"
"Stop taking drugs old man!"
"I Potato Chiped your mom!"
"WTF!"
"Lays! I has an nose! And iz noot brooken! LOLEZZZZZZZZZ!ü!"
"Are you sane?"
"Glorfindel!"
"Who!"
"Your ASS!"
"STFU AND GTFOOH"
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"Whatever! I'm going"
"Harry Potter!"
"HE's not here anymore, sir."
"Fuck off, Severus!"
"shut up!"
"Grindelwald!"
"Do you think we should put him in an insane asylum?"
"Hermione Granger!"
"Okay! Fuck This!"
Then everybody shot Dumbledore.
And he died.
The End!
Teehee!
