JM- My jaw hurts.
SM-You been eating too many skittles?
JM-Yes and no, I've been trying all the different ways to eat them.
SM- Why?
JM- I was bored and I have skittles to waste.
SM- What do you mean by eating them in different ways?
JM- Well at the moment I'm eating them with chopsticks.
JM- When I started about four hours ago I just filled the sink and dived in, that was fun...
JM- Second I shot about 100 into the air with a potato gun I had lying around it kind of melted them but that was still fun to eat once prized it off the ceiling.
JM-Then was the... Actually you really don't need to know about that one!
JM- Oh and can I borrow your riffle?
SM- No!
JM- Naww :(
SM- Apart from the fact it would ruin the barrel, you could actually kill someone!
JM- Says the sniper.
SM- It's different, I get paid.
JM- Can I pay you in skittles?
SM- Are you trying to get rid of them?
JM- Wouldn't you rather get paid in skittles?
SM- If I was twelve yes!
JM- Twenty years can't make that much difference!
SM- It does to sane people!
JM- And you fit in that category?
SM- You certainly don't!
JM- Fine I won't pay you in skittles I'll find something else to do with them...
SM- Good.
JM- Sebbie?
SM- Yes?
JM- Do you think Sherlock likes Skittles?
A/N- Hehehehe currently eating a family size packet with fabric tweezers, I couldn't find my chopsticks…
