JM- My jaw hurts.

SM-You been eating too many skittles?

JM-Yes and no, I've been trying all the different ways to eat them.

SM- Why?

JM- I was bored and I have skittles to waste.

SM- What do you mean by eating them in different ways?

JM- Well at the moment I'm eating them with chopsticks.

JM- When I started about four hours ago I just filled the sink and dived in, that was fun...

JM- Second I shot about 100 into the air with a potato gun I had lying around it kind of melted them but that was still fun to eat once prized it off the ceiling.

JM-Then was the... Actually you really don't need to know about that one!

JM- Oh and can I borrow your riffle?

SM- No!

JM- Naww :(

SM- Apart from the fact it would ruin the barrel, you could actually kill someone!

JM- Says the sniper.

SM- It's different, I get paid.

JM- Can I pay you in skittles?

SM- Are you trying to get rid of them?

JM- Wouldn't you rather get paid in skittles?

SM- If I was twelve yes!

JM- Twenty years can't make that much difference!

SM- It does to sane people!

JM- And you fit in that category?

SM- You certainly don't!

JM- Fine I won't pay you in skittles I'll find something else to do with them...

SM- Good.

JM- Sebbie?

SM- Yes?

JM- Do you think Sherlock likes Skittles?


A/N- Hehehehe currently eating a family size packet with fabric tweezers, I couldn't find my chopsticks…