Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or any of its related seasons. They belong to Teletoon and Cartoon Network. The alphabet theme isn't mine and is property of Frank15. The 52 OC's in this story however are mine so do not steal them.

The Warning: This chapter contains some perverted language, love, swearing, racism, parental disownment and a lot of humour. You have been warned!

Note: It's the 22nd of December 2012 … and the world didn't end. See, like I told you guys, there was nothing to worry about. Hopefully this will make the Doomsayers shut the hell up for once, they really do get tiresome. Well, until the next doomsday theory starts why not enjoy the next chapter of the story?

Kim haters will LOVE this chapter.


Bright stage lights shone down onto the stage in the showing room of the Playa Des Losers as it did every six episodes; the audience was eagerly waiting for the show to start and had snacks at the ready as well as bricks and rotten fruit and vegetables to throw at a certain racist flirt. Jimmy and Eleanor were sitting next to each other on the sofa that was in the centre of the stage while the contestants that were out of the game were sitting on the three rowed high rise sofa. Sitting on the bottom row left to right were Fripp, Quarla, Helen, Cherry, Tyson and Jill. On the middle row from left to right were Imanda, Gordon, Ulric Xyly, Bishop and Alice. Donny was sitting alone on the top row.

"Can we hurry this up? I'm wasting my time being here." Muttered Quarla. "I mean, I'm not even getting interviewed."

"Don't you want the opportunity to give Kim some payback?" Asked Bishop. "I have a few words to say to that monster."

"You're not very nice either dude." Stated Donny.

"I never said I was." Shrugged Bishop. "But I am simply an upper class snob who enjoys the finer things in life, Kim is just a whore. Seriously, she had friggin sex with Kasimar. ... Not the nicest mental image to be honest."

"Bishop's right, Kim's a poopie head." Pouted Fripp.

"OK everyone, you're on air in three, two, one." Stated one of the camera men.

Jimmy and Eleanor smiled for the camera.

"Hello everyone; I'm Eleanor." Greeted Eleanor.

"And I'm Jimmy." Said Jimmy cheerfully.

"Well, another six episodes have gone by and in that time we have had a fire, four returnees, singing, water-skiing and a battle of the eras." Began Eleanor. "It's been quite an epic couple of episodes; Kasimar is now in an asylum and Kim ... well, um, we all know what went down. I don't like her, I'll be honest."

"I don't either; she did so many bad things and hurt so many people ... why do the K contestants always have to be evil?" Asked Jimmy in slight bewilderment.

"I don't know, maybe it's an evil letter, like how six hundred and sixty six is an evil number." Guessed Eleanor. "Well, the important thing is that she didn't win."

"Exactly, there's a big difference between playing the game hard and playing so immorally that it is just plain disgusting." Agreed Ulric.

"And that brings us along to introducing the peanut gallery." Continued Jimmy.

"Gordon, the alcoholic with a stocky build and the lowest fan base this season!" Began Eleanor."

"Helen, the girl who wants to make fun illegal!" Stated Jimmy.

"Quarla, the big meanie face!"

"Fripp, the guy who proves that ignorance is bliss."

"Alice, the natural born leader, or so she thinks!"

"Ulric, the tough guy with a lot of common sense."

"Bishop, the resident Mr. Krabs!"

"Xyly, the strongest contestant this season!"

"Imanda, the girl scout with many badges!"

"Donny, the lightweight boxer with very heavy punches!"

"Tyson, the totally cool rock star!"

"Jill, the sarcastic tomboy who is as pink as a princess."

"And finally Cherry, the girl who could probably win the Indy 500 on foot!"

"You flatter me." Smiled Cherry.

"Tonight we will be interviewing the five most recent vote offs; we've got a lot of questions to ask them, so let's get started." Said Eleanor cheerfully as she gestured to the left of the stage. "Our first guest of the night used to be a bubble boy germaphobe, is dating a hippie, got tormented by Quarla, was the last eliminated before the merge and got stabbed by Kasimar; please give a warm welcome for Paul Samuel Foster!"

The audience exploded into applause as Paul walked out from backstage and sat in the interviewee chair.

"Welcome to Drama Gone Tween Paul." Greeted Eleanor. "How are you feeling?"

"I feel pretty good; my stab is healing up nicely and the Playa is very relaxing." Replied Paul. "I love it here and there are plenty of things keeping me occupied; it would be nice to still be in the game, but I'm content with my performance."

"How can you be? You were the last person voted out before the merge." Sneered Quarla.

"Maybe so, but lasting nineteen episodes is a tad better than lasting a measly five." Replied Paul. "Besides, I wasn't voted off per say, I was medivacked due to Kasimar stabbing me because I was protecting my girlfriend, I don't see how you have got any justification to your insults."

"Because you're weak and useless." Stated Quarla.

"I think now would be a good time to ask the first question." Said Jimmy quickly. "Would you like to talk about your conflict with Quarla?"

"This ought to be good." Said Jill with a wry grin.

"Well, throughout her short stay on the island Quarla liked to torment me; whether it was through her words or physical violence she just loved to give me a hard time ... I don't know why she treated me like dirt, but perhaps that is the way it was meant to be." Mused Paul. "I however would like to involve Quarla in this discussion; Quarla ... why did you love tormenting me and any other person who you deemed 'weak'?"

"Isn't it obvious? Weak people have no place in the world; they are mere footstools for the strong. In olden times if a child was weak then its parents would simply have it killed; if this noble practise was still carried out then we wouldn't have a population problem and the human race would be perfect. You cannot get anywhere in the world without muscle and physical strength. Yet weak people seem to think that they have rights ... and they don't, they are just a waste of oxygen. Is that enough of an explanation for you?"

Everyone turned to Paul to hear his response.

"Actually ... it's not. Physical weakness does not make a person useless. There is much more to being successful and well liked than simply being strong." Growled Paul. "You don't need strength to win Total Drama. Owen won season one and Spider won season two ... neither of them were physically powerful in any way and yet they pulled off the victory. In fact, just about everyone still in the game isn't strong physically ... and they don't need to be. They've gotten as far as they have because they are kind, because they are smart ... because they are good people. Rheneas may be kind of strong, but he hasn't relied on his strength, he played a social game and made friends with people."

"Your argument means nothing to me; I was voted out for being a threat. If I was still in the game then I could easily win." Scoffed Quarla.

"Oh really? How? You couldn't rely on an immunity run because if a challenge not geared around strength came up then you'd be helpless and voted of. You have zero friends due to your cruel and violent nature so you have no social game. And in the final challenge I can guarantee that EVERYONE would support your opponent. There is more to life than strength Quarla; you have no friends, you have no loved one, you were voted out unanimously because nobody could bare to be around you and you actually threatened Irene with an axe and enjoyed her fear. Face it Quarla, the true 'waste of oxygen' is you!" Exclaimed Paul. "And after how horrid you acted on the show, how do you think people who watched the show will think of you? Nobody will want to be around you due to how mean you are and nobody would employ you due to your aggressive nature. I used to fear you more than anything ... but you know what Quarla, I don't fear you anymore. In fact, I don't hate you at all ... I pity you."

Everyone was silent and turned to Quarla; she looked thunderstruck at all that Paul had just said. After a few moments she got up and stormed off stage.

"Screw you! I'm right, you're wrong!" Roared Quarla as she left; as she disappeared the sounds of angry sobbing could be heard.

Paul looked a bit guilty.

"Maybe I was a bit too hard on her." Murmured Paul.

"No Paul, she needed to be told that. It's better that she realize now how bad she is instead of continue on as she has been throughout the show." Assured Tyson seriously. "And if she is really as strong as she claims then what you said wouldn't have even affected her. I would have done the same in your position."

"Tyson's right, she's just a cowardly bully who couldn't take being stood up to." Agreed Imanda.

"Amen." Agreed Donny.

"So, next question." Said Eleanor to move the interview along. "Would you like to talk about your relationship with VayVay?"

"Please do! She's hot!" Exclaimed Gordon as he chugged down a can of booze.

"Tact." Said Helen dully. "Romance is too exciting."

"Well, if you really want to know ... VayVay and me just sort of 'clicked'; she comforted me when Quarla was bullying me and from there we just gradually become something more. I'm quite surprised that I was able to go into the germy woods to get her a flower, but that just means our love is genuine and not merely a 'summer fling'. I'm truly thankful to have met her; she's a bit part of why I'm not germaphobic anymore. Plus, I've always liked redheads."

"You're a red head." Said Alice flatly.

"Can you check if VayVay is a natural red head? I want to know!" Slurred Gordon drunkenly.

"... You are sick!" Said Paul in disgust.

"It's a tough job but *hic* someone's gotta do it." Slurred Gordon.

"You should lay off the booze; not only it bad for your liver in the excess that you drink it but it is also very low quality; if you must drink then why not try a fancy Wine, I personally think the French make the best wine ... of course, I only drink it on special occasions as I usually prefer coffee. You are merely a loutish peasant who by law should not be allowed within five hundred feet of booze, a reverse restraining order if you will." Stated Bishop.

"Well said Bishop." Agreed Donny. "I honestly have never seen Gordon sober in all the time I have known him ... time that I would like back."

"Time is too exciting." Droned Helen.

"Is breathing too exciting?" Asked Alice flatly.

"That would lead to asphyxiation and dying because of asphyxiation is far too exciting." Stated Helen dully.

"I've got a question." Spoke up Imanda. "What do you think of VayVay being Bi? There's no problem with it of course, but I'm just wondering what your thoughts on it are."

"We were told not to ask that since it could lead to a really awkward silence." Said Jimmy.

"Don't worry; I'll be fine with answering it." Assured Paul. "It doesn't really bother me in the slightest; I just think it makes VayVay more unique. I can't blame her really, girls are quite attractive. I'm sure she has several interesting stories to tell."

"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." Giggled Cherry as she and Tyson high fived.

"... I didn't mean that!" exclaimed Paul in embarrassment.

"What do they mean?" Asked Jimmy.

"You'll find out when you're older." Assured Cherry.

"You guys always say that." Pouted Eleanor. "Just because we're younger doesn't mean we can't know what it is these things you talk about mean."

"I'd love to tell you, it'd be hilarious ... but your parents wouldn't be very happy." Stated Donny.

"Xyly thinks you should move onto the next question, her butt is falling asleep from sitting here doing nothing." Suggested Xyly.

"Good idea." Nodded Jimmy. "So Paul, how exactly did you go from a bubble boy to a bubble man?"

Paul thought for a moment.

"To be honest I don't have a definite answer. I guess that over time I started to get braver and less scared around my fear. I think my love for VayVay helped a lot; it gave me the bravery to go into the woods by myself. And when I told her why I was so germaphobic ... I guess a great weight was lifted off my shoulders. I think that my stay on the island helped me grow as a person. I may not have won or even made the merge ... but I have been able to leave the past behind and move forward with my life. Really, I'm the same as I was at the start of the competition; I'm just not germaphobic anymore"

"It's so sweet; your girlfriend gave you the strength you needed to conquer your fears." Cooed Imanda sweetly. "Such a romantic love story."

"If we may ask ... do you still miss your twin?" Asked Eleanor gently.

"I do, and I probably always will." Nodded Paul wistfully. "It's one thing to lose a family member, but losing your twin ... when it happens it feels like your life has lost all of its meaning. That's how I felt when it happened. I would often sneak out at night just to visit her grave; I was just so filled with despair. Even after I received grief counselling the damage was done. Thankfully I have recovered now ... but I will likely always miss her. You should always treasure the time you spend with your family ... you'll never know how much you will miss them when they are gone. If you don't treasure the time you spend with your family ... then it will hurt when they are gone."

"Hey Paul, was your sister hot?" Slurred Gordon drunkenly.

Before Paul could respond to this insensitive question Donny punched Gordon in the back of the head.

"Shut it you insensitive prick!" Yelled Donny.

Gordon's response was snore since he had fallen asleep.

"No wonder he was voted out first." Said Donny with a role of his eyes. "Honestly, I hate big beefy jerks who think they can push the little guys around."

"Xyly does too; they give the strong one's a bad name." Agreed Xyly.

"Kasimar especially." Agreed Jimmy.

"Don't remind Xyly." Said Xyly.

"So Paul, what was your favourite part of the game?" Inquired Eleanor.

"I quite liked the kart racing challenge; me and VayVay were able to bond even my team didn't win that challenge. But I also liked the birthday card challenge even though I didn't really participate in it; it was just a really good day. But in general my favourite part was either meeting VayVay or when Quarla got voted off." Explained Paul.

"One last question Paul, who do you want to win ... besides VayVay?" Asked Jimmy.

"Well, you correctly guessed that VayVay is my number one pick ... but I would also like Winnie and Yannis to win; they're nice people and have gone through a lot." Answered Paul.

"I thought you'd say that." Smiled Jimmy.

Eleanor quicker left the stage and came back hauling a large sack of fan-mail. She pulled it up to her chair and sat down looking quite out of breath.

"These fan mail sacks keep getting heavier; why do the popular contestants have to be so popular?" Asked Eleanor as she took five letters out of the sack. "Would you like to hear your fan mail Paul?"

"Sounds good to me." Nodded Paul.

Eleanor opened the first letter.

"Dear Paul; You've never been on the same team as Nina ... but how would you have dealt with her if she HAD been on the same team as you? Also, do you like her now that she's no longer dirty? From bad-asp." Read Eleanor.

"Well, if she had been on my team I would have probably been scared of her due to her filth and I'd have probably voted for her until she was gone. However, now that she's clean and not dirty I like hanging out with her; she can be quite a lot of fun to talk to. I also now understand that her dirtiness came from an extreme fear of soap due to her accident. I don't approve of dirt, but she's my friend now." Explained Paul.

Eleanor opened the second letter.

"Dear Paul; you were a true badass in episode nineteen; you put yourself in harm's way to keep VayVay safe from a monster ... how did you do it? From Rolph." Read Eleanor.

"I just did what anyone would have done; my beloved was in danger and I immediately jumped into action to save her. And then she beat the snot out of Kasimar. We're quite a badass couple." Mused Paul. "I guess I did it out of love and adrenalin ... and maybe a lack of common sense. It may have gotten me eliminated, but I don't regret it at all."

Eleanor opened the third letter.

"Dear Paul, are you the older or younger twin? From Tessy." Read Eleanor.

"I was the older twin by four minutes." Stated Paul. "Not that this made any difference really, there was never any sibling rivalry between me and Penelopey."

Eleanor opened the fourth letter.

"Dear Paul; how is your stab wound healing? I was so scared for you when Kasimar stabbed you. If I was there I would have shot him before he could hurt you or anyone else. From Doug." Read Eleanor.

"It's healing just fine; all I really needed was some disinfectant and a few stitches, nothing too bad, I am truly lucky though that Kasimar didn't stab me a few inches higher or he could have punctured one of my lungs. I'm just glad that he will never hurt anyone ever again." Stated Paul. "People like Kasimar should not be allowed to walk on the streets."

"I agree." Nodded Jimmy.

"Same here, imagine all the crayons he could snap!" Exclaimed Fripp in dumb fear.

Eleanor opened the fifth and final letter.

"Dear Paul; why are you dating VayVay? She's a flippin Bisexual! She'll just get bored of you and go back to her own freakish kind; you'd be better off dating a straight girl. She's probably slept with girls in the past anyway. Just ditch her, you deserve far better. From Charlton." Read Eleanor while looking shocked. "Howe could anyone write this?"

"I've never met this person, why is my love life any of their business? I'm allowed to date whoever I want and some ignorant homophobe isn't going to stop me from being with VayVay. If she has been with a girl it doesn't bother me; why can't people just be tolerant and accept people with differences? It's not hard!" Exclaimed Paul.

"Well said." Clapped Ulric. "Some people in this world make me sick; there is some real scum among the ranks of the human race."

"Totally." Nodded Tyson. "Everyone is entitled to their feelings. I have to wonder if all these stupid prejudices will ever go away."

"We can only hope." Sighed Jill. "Some people think my slight obsession with the colour pink is weird."

"Don't worry about it Jill, some people think I'm weird due to going commando on the beach on a dare." Assured Cherry.

"... Seriously?" Blinked Jill with a giggle.

"Well, there was two hundred and fifty dollars on the line." Explained Cherry.

"I think we can end Paul's interview here." Said Eleanor with a clap of her hands. "It's been lovely talking to you Paul, but we have to move on to our next guest. Could you take a seat with the rest of the peanut gallery?"

"Sure thing." Nodded Paul.

"And now, it's time to take out the white trash ... permanently." Said Bishop darkly.

Paul got up and sat on the bottom row of the high rise chair next to Jill.

"Time to move onto our next guest ... she kinda scares me a bit, so if she tries to hurt me could you make her back off?" Eleanor to Jimmy.

"I sure can." Nodded Jimmy. "But do we have to interview her? I do try and find the best in people, but..."

"... I completely agree." Nodded Eleanor.

"Our second guest of the night got several good people eliminated, is extremely racist, left a hateful note for Sasha for her own sick amusement, tried to burn Sasha alive in the Mess Hall and was had her game torn apart by Yannis and Lankston ... here's Kim Sarah Rosefelt, do not feel pressured to applaud because you don't have to."

The audience booed and jeered but nobody walked onto the stage.

"Get out there!" yelled an intern back backstage.

"No! You can't make me you fucker!" Yelled another voice.

A moment later Kim was tossed on stage; instantly the audience began to pelt her with rotten fruit. Kim was noticeably bandaged and bruised already and also had a black eye. It was clear that her impact from being catapulted off the island had been painful. Kim, with a snarl on her face, sat down in the interviewee chair. She was twitching and didn't seem to be in a stable state of mind.

"Welcome to Drama Gone Tween Kim; I'm assuming it must suck that you are here yet Sasha is still in the game." Teased Jimmy.

"Shut up!" Snapped Kim. "I will not be bullied around by two failed abortions like you two!"

"Gee, this is off to a pleasant start." Said Xyly sarcastically.

"Look Kim, you don't like anybody and nobody likes you; let's just get this interview over with since none of us want it to last long." Said Jimmy with a frown. "We just want to ask you a few questions and then you can spend a nice long stay in Juvie."

"In that case take all the time you want; I suppose it could be worse, I could be getting an interview by a nigger, chink or spick." Mused Kim, her eye twitching.

"You have no right to say that!" Snapped Imanda.

"Oh really? Is it by fault that your place in life is as a servant to the whites? You blacks are only good for one thing ... being chess pieces, both metaphorically and literally. I'm surprised you aren't skin and bone given the state that Africa is in." Sneered Kim, shaking a little.

Imanda was stunned into silence as a tear exited her eye. Xyly noticed this and pulled out a battle axe.

"You've already taken the 'Hurl of Shame' Kim, do you want to take the 'Chop of Shame' as well?" Threatened Xyly.

Kim let out a frightened whimper.

"Xyly thought so." Said Xyly firmly.

"So Kim, first question ... do you feel any guilt at all for what you've done?" Asked Eleanor. "I know you're horrid ... but even the most horrid people have some good in them most of the time."

"Does it even matter? Whether I do or don't, you won't care. If I say no, can we just keep this moving? I wanna get out of here!" Shrieked Kim.

"... You really don't feel sorry?" Asked Eleanor quietly.

"Weren't you listening?" Asked Kim dully. "Besides, why should I be sorry? I played the best game and got far into the contest; I made all the big moves and you guys just focused on making friends or getting in relationships or some shit like that. I should be getting a reward for playing the game as I did."

"You disgust me." Said Paul simply.

"Well at least I'm not dating a half dyke." Sneered Kim.

"You know Kim; you may have undoubtfully played the hardest game ... but is it really the best game?" Asked Jill rhetorically. "Total Drama is about more than making big moves to progress yourself; it's about the friendships you make and playing socially and nicely. You didn't make a single friend and you did all you could to emotionally hurt other people. You have only yourself to blame for your loss and things are probably gonna be hell for you soon enough."

"At least I'm not BFF's with a nigger." Spat Kim, shaking.

"ENOUGH!" Roared Bishop angrily. "Kim, you are a disgusting failed abortion. You have zero redeeming qualities and I can promise you will die sad and alone, if you even live that long. If you were in my family I would have you disowned and thrown on the streets. You are jailbait, perverted and a complete racist maniac. And you have the nerve and audacity to play me for a fool! HOW DARE YOU! Racism is totally unacceptable no matter who you are. What would your parents think?"

"... Whatever..." Mutter Kim, twitching some more.

"I think you'll be caring soon enough." Said Bishop with a mysterious smirk.

"So Kim, why did you think that you had to play so aggressively and evilly?" Asked Jimmy.

"Because it was funny." Shrugged Kim, heaving deep breaths. "I'm never gonna see you guys again once the show ends so I might as well screw with you while I can right?"

"It was not funny at all." Glowered Helen. "It was far too exciting."

"Helen's right, the way you played the game was so ... uncool." Frowned Tyson.

"Say, why are you so bandaged up?" Asked Jimmy curiously.

"When I landed in the Playa I crashed into one of the picnic benches." Scowled Kim. "Fucking shithead hosts."

"You can't say stuff like that on TV!" Gasped Eleanor.

"Why not? Shut, fuck, cunt ... it doesn't hurt anyone." Shrugged Kim. "I mean, if I was one of those freaks with Tourette syndrome nobody would care."

Everyone was silent.

"Can I snap her neck?" Asked Donny nonchalantly.

"Sadly you'd get arrested for it ... but if Xyly was in charge you'd get a medal for doing that." Stated Xyly.

"Why are you so racist and discriminatory?" Asked Eleanor with a frown.

"You say that like it's a problem. A hundred or so years ago slavery was acceptable; I think it should be bought back. It'd be nice having the nigger as my personal bitch who would have to do whatever I say." Chuckled Kim, looking faraway and half mad.

"You're sick." Snarled Jimmy. "You don't even deserve to be alive."

"Whatever." Shrugged Kim. "You're just the result of a broken condom.""

Jimmy looked quite stunned by what Kim had said and tried to think of a rebuttal to this but was unable to say anything. Eleanor quickly came to the rescue.

"Don't you dare talk to my boyfriend like that!" Yelled Eleanor. "Just because you're a bit bigger than him it doesn't give you the right to push him around! You may be bigger physically, but he has a far bigger heart, since yours is clearly in the negatives!"

"Eleanor is right, your heart is smaller than David Cameron." Nodded Xyly.

Everyone was silent and glanced at Xyly.

"What? Everyone knows he's small." Shrugged Xyly.

"... Ok." Blinked Eleanor while trying not to think about what Xyly just said. "So, Kim, ... how did it feel when Lankston screwed you out of the game and got you disqualified? It must have sucked right? He made you kiss his shoes. It's fitting that the manipulator got manipulated."

Kim was silent and then snarled.

"I ... I ... I refuse to answer that question." Growled Kim.

"Yeah, because you're a chicken." Sniggered Bishop as he started clucking. "Some girls in this show have proved me wrong about my views somewhat, but you're a little cowardly cry-baby through and through."

Kim just let out a jagged shriek, looking breathless.

"Temper, temper." Sniggered Donny.

"Even I don't have that bad of a temper." Mused Alice.

"Face it Kim, you were dead the moment you started manipulating people; people like you never win reality shows ... and even if you did then a heck of a lot of backlash would wait you once you get back to your normal life. Basically all you've achieved is a criminal record and a destroyed reputation." Said Ulric firmly.

"And a number of injuries as well." Added Donny.

Kim just glowered.

"Is this interview over yet? I'd like to just get out of here." Scowled Kim.

"We still have to get to the fan mail." Said Jimmy as he ran off stage and came back on hauling a very large stack of letters. "You've got quite a large hatedom."

"Don't you mean fandom?" Asked Kim.

"Nope, I meant hatedom, nobody likes you." Stated Jimmy as he took five letters out of the bag.

"Prepare to get burned." Smirked Imanda.

Jimmy opened the first letter.

"Dear Kim; was what you did worth it? From David." Read Jimmy.

"No comment.." Stated Kim.

Jimmy opened the second letter.

"KIM-BAKA! What you did was UNFORGIVABLE! I watched that episode of Letterama, and I wish I could give Yessica-Chan, Uzuri-Chan, and Paul-Kun a hug! (Although, I would ask for VayVay-Chan's permission, first.) You are VERY lucky me and Yuki-Chan aren't around! Or you would be in for a world of hurt! From Japan, Kagura Yukari." Read Jimmy.

"No comment." Scowled Kim.

Jimmy paused, and then opened the third letter.

"Dear Kim; Thanks for causing so much drama, even if you were a one-note caricature. From Jack." Read Jimmy.

Kim was fuming and looked like her brain had broken. The peanut gallery looked amused.

"I'm not one note!" Screamed Kim in anger. "I'm a human being!"

"Maybe so, but as a person you did little more than act racist and be OTTN." Stated Xyly.

"Shut up!" Snapped Kim.

Jimmy opened the fourth letter.

"Dear Kim; I hate to admit it ... but I enjoyed how you played the game. You were clever in how you fooled everyone and acted nice on the outside but are a perverted bitch on the inside. However, what you did on day nineteen was just pure evil. After that you just become like Nakia ... boring, one note and irrelevant. Plus, the fact you has sex with Kasimar is really disturbing. From Anatolesting."

"I'm not boring!" Yelled Kim. "I just played the game better than anyone else."

"It's called having common human decency, something that you are seriously lacking." Stated Eleanor.

Jimmy opened the fifth and final letter.

"Dear Kim, DIE. I hope Slender Man eats your soul. From Patrida." Read Jimmy. "... What's Slender Man?"

"You don't want to know." Assured Paul.

"Ok, that's my fan mail, can I go yet?" Asked Kim impatiently.

"Do you really want to go to Juvie that badly?" Blinked Eleanor.

"I'll only be there a day and then my parents will come and get me. They ... love me." Said Kim quietly.

"Why don't you ask them?" Recommended Eleanor as she took out a remote. "We have them ready for a webcam chat."

Kim looked surprised as Eleanor pressed a button; a large TV monitor descended from above and flickered into life. On screen were a man and women who looked to be in their early to mid-forties. They were blond like Kim and both were wearing sunglasses for some reason.

"Kimmy ... we don't know what to say." Said Kim's mum.

"How about hello?" Suggested Kim, starting to smile.

"No ... I cannot bring myself to look at you. I thought you were the perfect daughter, a nice person, a good human ... but all I can see now is a monster. I always thought I was a good mum ... but I must have been a pathetic excuse for a parent." Said Kim's mum as she sniffled.

"No mum, you're great ... why are you wearing sunglasses?" Asked Kim in confusion.

"Me and your mother have just been crying and sobbing after seeing how you've been acting." Said Kim's dad without much emotion. "We must have been completely blind to not see what you are really like ... I have officially failed as a dad. And the way you treated that sweet Sasha girl ... I just cannot call you my daughter anymore."

"But dad-." Began Kim, before being cut off.

"Kim Sarah Rosefelt ... we have made a decision." Continued Kim's dad. "It hurts us a lot to do this ... but we have seen that we are not fit to be parents due to how you have turned out. Seeing how you have acted has torn us apart. I'm sorry Kim ... but we have disowned you. You are not the sweet little girl you once were, if that wasn't just an act. You will be staying at Juvie. Maybe we will visit you ... but I don't think we could bare too. We are sorry, but you have done so many horrible things and need a punishment that matches what you have done. Goodbye Kim."

Kim's dad walked off Camera while Kim looked horrified and actually scared.

"You're joking! You can't be serious!" Whimpered Kim, looking like her heart was breaking.

"We are sorry Kim, this hurts us too." Said Kim's mum as some tears exited from behind the sunglasses. "But we failed to raise you properly and you coming home would not correct your behaviour. You can spend some time in Juvie and get a new family ... one that will do a better job at raising you than we did ... goodbye."

Kim's mum looked like she was about to cry as she turned off the webcam. The TV screen went static and rose up above the stage.

Kim looked stunned at what had just happened. Bishop was the first to speak up.

"And that ladies and gentlemen is what we call karma. I hear the Juvie you are going to is culturally diverse, let's hope they aren't violent ... oh wait, they are." Smirked Bishop darkly. "You've had sex so much that I'm sure prison rape with be right up your street."

Kim let out a scream of pure terror and despair as two muscular policemen walked on stage and put hand cuffs on her. Kim was dragged away kicking and screaming in terror and fear. Soon enough she was gone,

"You know, as evil as Kim is ... I feel really bad for her now." Admitted Imanda.

"Xyly agrees." Nodded Xyly. "But Kim had made her bed and now she must lie in it."

"She deserves it, she's a poopie head." Said Fripp dumbly.

"I feel bad for her parents; they saw what Kim was doing since the very beginning. Seeing your own child who you thought was perfect act so horrible must be heartrending." Said Jill with a hint of gloom. "My heart goes out to Mr. And Mrs. Rosefelt."

There were a few moments of silence.

"Well, the show must go on, let's keep the interviews going." Said Bishop.

"Very well then." Nodded Eleanor, looking shaky. "Our next guest used to be messy but is now clean, has a crush on Lankston, had a near death experience in the bathroom, returned to the game for a short while and took a complete one hundred and eighty in hew she presents herself, give a round of applause for Nina Dot Dumpster!"

The audience burst into applause as Nina walked out on stage and sat in the interviewee chair.

"Welcome back to Drama Gone Tween Nina." Greeted Eleanor.

"It's good to be back; I'd rather still be in the competition, but it's always nice to relax at the Playa Des Losers." Replied Nina cheerfully.

"I think everyone has noticed that you are clean now; you almost look like a different person." Noted Jimmy.

"I feel like a different person." Nodded Nina.

"So, how does it feel to be clean?" Inquired Eleanor.

"It feels really nice; my skin is gaining a nice smooth texture and my hair is becoming very silky. I guess my fear of the bathroom really was completely stupid. Hopefully I can redeem myself in the eyes of those who found me disgusting." Said Nina hopefully. "I'm really starting to enjoy using Simply Strawberry shampoo, it really brings out the texture of my hair."

"Who are you and what have you done with Nina?" Joked Donny. "The Nina I knew was never clean"

"You say that like it's a good thing." Stated Bishop. "I'm just glad she doesn't smell like a poor person anymore; otherwise everyone would be begging me to buy them a solid gold nose peg."

"... Nobody was going to ask you that." Said Jill flatly. "Pink is superior to gold anyway."

"So, I take it that you've officially conquered your fear of the bathroom then?" Smiled Eleanor.

"Yep; it is now just like any other room to me." Nodded Nina.

"I have a question; why did you act so disgusting earlier in the contest?" Inquired Jimmy. "I know you have a fear of the bathroom, but it doesn't really justify some of the gross stuff that you did."

"To be honest ... I did have some reasons, though they weren't very good ones. You see, I sort of 'lost myself' due to my lack of cleanliness and I thought that if I could convince people to see that cleanliness is overrated then they wouldn't endanger themselves like I did. I noticed that Paul was germaphobic, I knew it wasn't a healthy condition so I thought if I showed him that being dirty isn't so bad then he wouldn't be so scared of germs anymore." Admitted Nina. "I've already apologized to him for throwing mud at him."

"It's true, we're friends now." Nodded Paul.

"So why did you fart so much?" Asked Bishop flatly.

Nina looked ashamed.

"I've always been a bit of a fan of toilet humour." Admitted Nina. "I was just trying to make people laugh. I've watched the episodes and I feel ashamed of myself; I've changed my ways and I'm just a normal girl now. I plan to leave my messiness behind me."

"Thank goodness, you smelt like poopies on toast!" Gagged Fripp.

"And you would know this how?" Blinked Tyson.

"Cheese!" Cheered Fripp.

"I swear he's got cheese for brains." Muttered Alice.

"Finally we agree on something." Stated Bishop.

"So, what's all this between you and Lankston? I never expected you two to hit if off so well." Admitted Eleanor.

"Well, after I was cleaned up we started to hang out. He's a really smart guy and I knew he just needed a friend. Before long I'd gained a crush on him. I know most of you don't like him, but once you get past his cynicalness and bitterness he's actually a really sweet guy who is just a little insecure. Once we got back into the game he immediately got me on his side and we bonded quite a lot; I even snuggled up to him and he didn't mind. I'm willing to bet that we'd be boyfriend and girlfriend by now if I hadn't been voted of. I just wish I could tell him that he doesn't have to vote off everyone who got me out, it's part of the game after all. I'm rooting for him; I'm really looking forward to seeing him again so I can tell him that I love him." Said Nina in a soft but sweet voice.

Several audience members 'awwed'.

"You two would never work as a couple, you have nothing in common." Said Alice with a role of her eyes.

"Opposites attract." Pointed out Cherry. "Like Rheneas and Tabitha."

"I hate both of them so that doesn't concern me." Stated Alice.

"Nina, what do you think of Lankston's home life? How did it make you feel to learn that his parents neglect him?" Asked Jimmy hesitantly.

"Well, normally I would think they were just very busy and didn't have the time ... but when he mentioned that they ignore him due to his muscle deficiencies and waited until their favourite show was over before getting him medical attention ... I was just disgusted; that is technically child abuse, albeit not in the same way Tabitha's parents do it. It's no wonder that he wants to be something special; nobody ever gave him the attention he needed while he was growing up. Maybe now that they have watched him admit everything they might spend more time with him." Said Nina hopefully. "If not then I'll give them a personal talking to."

"What did you think when you found out that Lankston had the Immunity Alphabet idol all along?" Asked Eleanor.

"I was surprised that he'd found it, but good for him I say. Hopefully he'll use it wisely and get to the end of the competition; too bad the Idol can only be used once." Replied Nina.

"One last question before we move onto your fan mail; who do you want to win out of the remaining eight campers still in the game?" Asked Jimmy.

"Lankston of course ... but if I had to say somebody else, probably Rheneas. He's played a good social game and would deserve the win, though Lankston is my number one pick." Smiled Nina. "To be honest, everyone still in the game deserves to win, I'm just biased in Lankston's favour is all."

"I understand that; it's like how I really want Max to win." Agreed Jill. "With that robot suit of his I'd say he has a good chance of making the final five at least."

"Personally I want Yannis to win, he's one cool dude." Said Tyson opinionatedly.

Eleanor ran off stage and came back on with a bulky sack of letters.

"You've gotten a fair bit more fan mail since the last time we interviewed you." Stated Eleanor as she took out five letters.

"I guess being clean is a good way to have a fan base." Mused Nina.

Eleanor opened the first letter.

"Dear Nina, do you bathe regularly now? From Slicer37." Read Eleanor.

"Yes, I bathe everyday now, twice a day in fact. I'm making sure to get myself squeaky clean; some fans have been saying I look sexy when I'm clean ... I may as well put that into use the next time I see Lankston." Giggled Nina.

Eleanor opened the second letter.

"Dear Nina, Suppose Lankston got down on one knee and asked you to marry him, would you accept his offer?" Read Eleanor.

Nina giggled and swooned.

"Well, I think it's way too soon ... but if we had finished with our education then I would say yes in a heartbeat ... but it's still WAY too early to think about stuff like that." Blushed Nina. "Though I do like the idea of it though."

Eleanor opened the third letter.

"Dear Nina; how come you never got sick from your lack of hygiene? From Edmund." Read Eleanor.

"Well, I can actually explain that. You see, my family is known for having fairly strong immune systems so I just about never get sick. I think the last time I had a cold was about two years ago. So yeah, the answer is family genetics." Explained Nina.

Eleanor opened the fourth letter.

"Dear Nina; if your life depending on it which of these girls would you make out with like you meant it? Jessie Jay or Emma Watson? From Roald." Read Eleanor.

"This ought to be amusing." Sniggered Bishop.

"Xyly agrees." Agreed Xyly.

Nina looked very embarrassed.

"Well ... if my life depended on it I guess I'd choose Emma Watson, simply because I like the Harry Potter movies. But if my life didn't depend on it I wouldn't since I like boys." Said Nina while flushing red.

Eleanor opened the fifth and final letter.

"Dear Nina; other than personality, is there anything else that attract you to Lankston? From Lily." Read Eleanor.

"Well ... I've always liked skinny short guys with facial hair; they're just so handsome. It's my personal fetish." Explained Nina.

"There's that word again, what exactly is a fetish?" Asked Jimmy curiously.

"Ask your parents; it's not our job to tell you." Stated Ulric.

"Exactly, there's no badge for giving children The Talk." Agreed Imanda.

"Fine." Pouted Jimmy. "Well Nina, lovely talking to you, but we still have two more guests to interview. Could you take a seat with the peanut gallery?"

"Okie dokie." Nodded Nina.

Nina got up and then sat down on the top row of the high rise sofa.

"Three guests down and two to go; you can introduce the next one Jimmy." Smiled Eleanor.

"Will do." Nodded Jimmy. "Our next guest is an amateur detective, solved several mysteries, hosted the aftermath last season, is currently dating Sasha and Edgically has by far the most CP's; give it up for Eddie Rocky Lynmoire!"

The audience exploded into applause as Eddie walked on stage; he sat down in the interviewee chair and glanced around.

"It feels weird being back here, especially since I'm not the one interviewing people this time." Mused Eddie.

"Yep, this time you'll be getting asked questions instead of the other way around." Nodded Jimmy.

"And what's a CP?" Asked Eddie curiously.

"Xyly can explain that." Stated Xyly. "It's another Edgic term; it stands for 'Complex Personality' and is usually what stars of the episode have. Xyly has seen an Edgic of this season and you had the most CP's overall at this point, a lot of them with a positive tone."

"Interesting." Nodded Eddie. "So guys, what questions do you want to ask me?"

"Well first of all, how does it feel to be a guest instead of an interviewer?" Asked Eleanor.

"It feels quite interesting. Last time I was the one asking the questions, along with Sasha, and I had some control over where the conversation would go and I would generally know what was coming. This time however I don't know what questions are going to be asked so I'm not going to be able to have any responses prepared. Still, it's a nice change of pace and it'll probably be fun. I saw what happened to Kim from backstage and I feel that she got exactly what she deserved; this episode is already turning out great and that was before my interview even started."

"You sure do dislike Kim; and I don't blame you really. Her ultimate plan involved breaking your heart in the finals. I don't understand how somebody could be so cruel." Lamented Jimmy.

"Jimmy … I know that you are optimistic … but the truth is that there are a lot of evil people in the world, and Kim is just one of them. Thankfully the goodness of the world outweighs the bad. But you must understand … the world is not perfect; nothing is perfect." Said Eddie gently. "Thankfully bad people get what's coming to them most of the time; nobody likes a Karma Houdini."

"So, what did you think of the 'love triangle'; it really got the show a lot of ratings." Asked Eleanor.

"Well, it felt nice to have two girls attracted to me. I never knew how evil Kim was though, but after watching the episodes prior to when she was revealed I feel like I was violated, she is that bad. I am truly thankful I chose Sasha in the end; imagine what terrible things might have happened if I'd chosen Kim. But with Kim and Sasha, it just proves that for every evil person there is also somebody who is kind and pure of heart. I always thought me and Sasha were just friends … but you know what; I think I may have loved her all along."

"That so sweet." Giggled Nina.

"So; I'm guessing that the reason you decided to go out with Sasha was because she saved you from getting hurt by the falling dinosaur skull right?" Asked Jimmy.

"Indeed it is. Her selflessness gave me all the answers I required. But to be honest … even if she hadn't done that it's likely I would have chosen her anyway." Admitted Eddie.

"So, would you like to talk about your relationship with Sasha? You're one of the more popular couples this season. Anything you'd like to share with us?" Asked Jimmy.

"Well, we met each other at the beginning of last season when we were bought here as the hosts of the aftermath. We hit it off pretty well, but we only began to get romantically involved this season. I figured out fairly early on that Sasha liked me. If Kim hadn't gotten involved we'd have probably gotten together much quicker; Kim can indeed put on a good act. Still, when she needed help I was there for her. I remember how she was when Kim left her that note; she was scared … it was up to me to give her comfort. But Sasha is a strong willed girl as we are now seeing. Not only did you punch several of Kim's teeth out, but she also has managed to make peace with Lankston and forgive him for getting me out. I'm looking forward to visiting her after the show; it'll be fun to hang out without having to worry about vote offs or psychopath's like Kim." Explained Eddie. "She's a very pretty girl; I'm seriously surprised nobody has ever asked her out before. Her personality is the main reason I like her … but if we're talking about physical reasons then I quite like her copper brown skin and her eyes."

"And her butt." Sniggered Cherry.

Eddie looked embarrassed.

"Well … can we move on to the next question?" Requested Eddie politely.

"Good idea." Nodded Jimmy.

"What do you think of Sasha's Hindu beliefs? Since you're an atheist and she is a Hindu, do you think this might create any problems?" Asked Eleanor.

"I doubt it; I may not believe in religion, but I'm very tolerant and accepting of it. I'm completely open to the idea, but I prefer the scientific approach. Even so, I think Sasha's beliefs are fascinating and very cultural. I'm sure it won't pose a problem." Said Eddie confidently. "And despite what Kim says, interracial relationships do work out."

"I loved seeing Sasha punch Kim; serves that meanie right." Said Imanda.

"I think everyone enjoyed it." Stated Donny.

"Kim won't be eating solid foods for a while." Sniggered Jill.

"Why did Sasha call it the 'Falcon Punch' anyway? She isn't a reptile." Blinked Fripp dumbly.

"Ok, first of all falcons are birds, second of all it's from a stupid video game." Said Alice flatly.

"Why exactly do you want to be a detective anyway?" Asked Eleanor. "It's something a lot of people want to know."

"Well, I've always had an eye for detail and figuring things out … most things. But I also don't like seeing criminals get away unpunished. I'm also a huge fan of various detective novels and TV shows while growing up. I've solved a few mysterious at school … so to be honest, a desire to be a detective is sort of a natural dream for me. I could go on all sorts of adventures and put several bad people behind bars." Explained Eddie.

"Arresting people is far too exciting." Droned Helen.

"So do you support crime?" Asked Tyson.

"Crime is too exciting." Said Helen without any emotion whatsoever.

"One last question Eddie before we move onto the fan mail; who do you want to win the game … but also who do you think will win?" Asked jimmy.

Eddie pondered for a few moments.

"Well, I obviously want Sasha to win since she is my girlfriend; but when it comes down to it … I think the most likely winner is Rheneas. He seems to have done more than the rest of us and played a hard but nice game. The again, VayVay is also likely since she's never really been targeted and she might become a swing vote. But she might be less likely than Rheneas since she wasn't here for the first four episodes." Pondered Eddie.

"Well, with that being said it's time for the fan mail." Said Jimmy.

Jimmy ran off stage and came back on dragging a large sack of letters behind him. He sat back down and took five letters out of the bag.

"I sure have a lot of fan mail." Blinked Eddie.

"It sure seems like it; but since we've got a time limit we'll just read five of the letters." Said Jimmy.

Jimmy opened the first letter.

"Dear Eddie; which of these two is your favourite book series - Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew? From Conroy." Read Jimmy.

"Definitely Hardy Boys; I love both series', but I personally like the Hardy Boys more. I can't explain why, but I just do. Maybe it's because I can relate more to the protagonists." Stated Eddie.

"Detective novels suck, they add nothing to society." Frowned Alice.

"And they're far too exciting." Droned Helen.

Jimmy opened the second letter.

"Dear Eddie; do you realize that being a detective means you would get into dangerous situations? From Roy." Read Jimmy.

"I do realise that; but I think I could manage it. You may not have seen it when I was in the competition, but I am quite a capable fighter and I have a hard punch. I think I would be alright; besides, what's life without a bit of risk? If everything was safe all the time we'd never learn any life skills." Replied Eddie.

Jimmy opened the third letter.

"Dear Eddie; I was impressed by your detective skills. I am currently in need of a detective to investigate a case of mine. Perhaps we could work out a business opportunity? From Mr. Money." Read Jimmy.

"That sounds very good; I'll need your contact details of course, but I'm sure we can work something out." Nodded Eddie.

"What kind of a name is Mr. Money?" Asked Alice incredulously. "It sounds like something out of Monopoly."

"You say that like it's a bad thing." Said Bishop with a smirk.

"Shut up." Frowned Alice.

Jimmy opened the fourth letter.

"Dear Eddie, if you were to choose a diabolical fictional mastermind to be your nemesis, who would it be? From Patrick." Read Jimmy.

"Hmm … I have a number of villains who would be a good nemesis, but I'd say Fire Lord Ozai, simply because I'd love to smack him around and destroy his plans of world destruction if Aang wasn't available. I have to admit that The Last Airbender is a really good show." Replied Eddie.

Jimmy opened the fifth and final letter.

"Dear Eddie, do you like LOL-Cats? From Ruby." Read Jimmy.

"I go on it from time to time, but mostly for cheap amusement. I'm not one of the people who are obsessed with it." Stated Eddie.

"I love cats!" Cheered Fripp.

"Well Eddie, it's been great talking to you, but now we have to move onto the final guest of the night. Could you sit with the rest of the peanut gallery?" Requested Eleanor.

"Sure." Nodded Eddie.

Eddie got up and then sat down on the top row of the high rise sofa next to Nina.

"Well everyone, only one guest left to interview and then another episode of Drama Gone Tween will be over. Enjoy it while it lasts." Recommended Jimmy.

"Our final guest of the night grew up on a farm in the prairies, wears a horseshoe around his neck, is currently dating Opal, was the first person to see Kim for what she really was and is the highest ranking male of Team Mongolia; give it up for Zed Thomas Yenner!"

The audience exploded into a very loud applause as Zed walked out from backstage and sat down in the interviewee chair.

"Welcome to Drama Gone Tween Zed." Greeted Jimmy. "You've only been at the Playa for an hour; how are you enjoying it so far?"

"Well, since I've only just arrived here and it's fairly late I haven't really had much of a chance to relax or do anything yet; but starting tomorrow I'll be enjoying this resort to its fullest. It'll be nice to relax by the pool bar, soak up some rays and maybe enjoy the hot tub."

"Just wait until Opal gets here; after that you'll enjoy the hot tub a while lot more." Grinned Cherry.

"What do you mean by that?" Asked Zed in confusion.

"Let's just say hot tubs can do wonders for hormonal teenagers in relationships." Chuckled Tyson.

"Yeah, you and Cherry have pretty much made it your 'love nest' lately." Noted Imanda with a giggle.

"A girl's got needs." Stated Cherry.

"I think we're getting off topic … and getting off topic is far too exciting." Droned Helen.

"… Seriously, you need a boyfriend." Said Donny flatly.

"Romance is too exciting … and so are teenage pregnancies." Stated Helen dully.

"… That wasn't what I meant." Said Donny with a look of both amusement and exasperation.

"So Zed; you grew up on a farm and have lived there all your life; what was it like growing up in such a rural and basic way?" Asked Jimmy.

"It was mighty enjoyable; the prairies may be a little old fashioned, but it's quite a nice lifestyle. There was never a shortage of things for me to do; not only do I really enjoy doing work on the farm, but I also live near a forest which is about a mile north of the farm; there is never any shortage of things to discover. I often go camping in the fields and star gaze; you can easily see many consolations in the sky and I often see a shooting star or two. Some say it would be boring without all of the modern technologies, but to me it's just a normal way of life." Explained Zed. "Still, I've enjoyed being away from the farm for a while; it's given me a lot of life experience and memories that I wouldn't trade for anything."

"At least someone enjoyed their time in the game; I think this show was a complete waste of time." Muttered Alice.

"Yeah, being the lowest ranked member of your team must suck." Nodded Bishop with a superior kind of smirk.

"Shut up!" Snapped Alice.

"Huh? What's going on?" Slurred Gordon as he woke up. "Did any of the girls take off their bras?"

"Shall I knock him out again?" Offered Donny.

"There's no point, he'd just wake back up in a little while anyway." Stated Imanda.

"So Zed; would you like to talk about your relationship with Opal?" Smiled Eleanor. "You two are a very popular couple."

"Well, there's not really much to tell. We started as friends and then we fell in love. The real drama kinda got started after we hooked up; Opal has some demons in her past and sometimes needs some comforting; she may not look it but she's a bit insecure." Explained Zed. "She is proof that people are often a lot deeper than they first appear to be; some people thought she was just a crazy girl … but in fact she is one of the deepest and most interesting people in the world. I never expected to fall in love on this show … but there are a lot of things that I didn't expect to have happen that did happen so I shouldn't be surprised really."

"Opal's sexy." Slurred Gordon drunkenly as he downed another can of booze.

"Speaking of Opal, what did you think of Opal's past … I have to say that it really scared me a bit." Admitted Eleanor.

"Well, I'm not really sure what I can say since the whole thing is kind of dark, disturbing and a little bit taboo … but it really shocked me. I had no idea that Opal had been through so much. An abusive relationship is one thing, but what Ryan almost did to Opal … the mere thought sends shivers down my spine. Sex is supposed to be something two people who truly love each other do, it must never be forced onto someone. Thankfully Opal is alright now and things are going well … I just hope Opal will be alright without me there to comfort her when she needs it."

"Xyly is sure she'll be fine; she may not be physically strong, but she has a strong soul." Said Xyly kindly.

"Or she could be simply crazy." Said Alice flatly.

"Or maybe you should say nothing if you have nothing nice to say." Frowned Imanda.

"What was your favourite part of the game?" Asked Eleanor. "You made it quite a long way into the game so you must have a lot of favourite moments."

"Well, if you mean what was my favourite challenge then I quite liked the swimming challenge for … reasons I won't mention. If you mean in general then I quite liked it when me and Opal got together and when we would sometimes cuddle on the beach under the moonlight, it was very romantic." Smiled Zed. "To be honest I enjoyed pretty much everything."

"That's the right attitude to have." Nodded Jimmy. "It's better to be positive than negative."

"One last question Zed … what do you think of all of your 'fan girls'?" Inquired Eleanor.

"Fan girls? What do you mean?" Asked Zed curiously.

"You've got quite a fan base with a lot of fans … some a little more loony than others." Explained Eleanor. "People are calling you the perfect and most desired celebrity to have as a boyfriend. People are drawing art of you and have created several fan pages."

"Really? Well, that's mighty nice of the fans." Smiled Zed.

"Well … some of the drawings are a little naughty." Admitted Eleanor. "Me and Jimmy weren't allowed to view many of them."

"Naughty drawings? Do you mean…" Trailed off Zed in horror.

"Yep, people are drawing smut of you." Nodded Eddie sympathetically. "This is why being famous isn't all it's cracked up to be."

"I agree for once, it's just distasteful." Agreed Bishop. "Particular the one with the Kraken."

"Stop! I don't want to hear anymore!" Gagged Zed. "I never want to see those pictures ok? Can we just move on before I throw up?"

"Yes, that's probably a good idea." Agreed Eleanor. "Let's move on to your fan mail."

Eleanor quickly ran off stage and came back on with a huge sack of letters that she was having some trouble moving. She collapsed on the sofa and took five letters out of the sack.

"I hope these letters are appropriate." Gulped Zed.

Eleanor opened the first letter.

"Dear Zed; if you were to go to the city where would you visit first? From Lister.2 Read Eleanor.

"Well, I'd like to visit MacDonald's. Opal says it's the best restaurant in the world so it's probably really fancy." Replied Zed.

"No comment." Sniggered Bishop.

Eleanor opened the second letter.

"Dear Zed; how are you so nice? From Jay." Read Eleanor.

"Maybe because I was raised by good parents … my naivety to the bad things in the world probably has something to do with it as well. I just do what comes naturally to be honest." Admitted Zed.

Eleanor opened the third letter.

"Dear Zed; Do you think you'll ever play Space Invaders again, even after the last challenge? From Malcolm." Read Eleanor.

"I might; hopefully the console version is a lot easier than the real life version; I just couldn't control the pod I was in. I don't think video games are really my thing to be honest, I smell at them." Stated Zed.

"The phrase is you 'stink' at them." Corrected Jimmy.

Eleanor opened the fourth letter.

"Dear Zed; I want you to dominate me! Love me baby! From Sandy." Read Eleanor/

"Err … what does dominate mean?" Asked Zed.

"Trust me, you don't want to know." Assured Paul.

"He's right, it's weird." Agreed Nina.

"Let's just say it's an extreme form of role play." Stated Eddie. "Let's just move on."

"Good idea." Agreed Eleanor.

Eleanor opened the fifth and final letter.

"Dear Zed; which of these animals to do you prefer? Sheep or chickens? From Hattie." Read Eleanor.

"I'd say chickens; they're easier to take care of and they are really cute animals. Plus, they lay eggs and I like eggs." Answered Zed.

"And with that, that's all the time to we have." Said Jimmy. "We've learnt quite a lot about the latest five vote offs and Kim … well, I hate to say it but I feel a little bad for her."

"We'll be back right before the finals with six more guests to interview." Continued Eleanor. "Only seven challenges remain and it's all to play for."

"Hopefully nothing bad will happen." Said Jimmy hopefully "So it's goodnight from me."

"And goodnight from him." Added Eleanor.

"And cut, great job kids." Said one of the cameramen.

The peanut gallery got up and began to leave the room as the audience also began to leave.

"So guys, any ideas who the final two will be?" Asked Tyson.

"Maybe it'll be Sasha and Rheneas, they seem the most likely." Guessed Cherry.

"Hopefully the winner will be someone deserving." Said Eddie hopefully.

Soon enough the guests had all left which left Jimmy and Eleanor alone.

"So, what do you want to do now?" Asked Eleanor. "We could cuddle a bit if you want."

"Err … ok." Blushed Jimmy. "Maybe we could watch the stars too."

"Sounds like a plan." Nodded Eleanor. "I wonder who's going to win the game; the challenges aren't going to be easy."

"Nothing worth doing is ever easy." Stated Jimmy as he and Eleanor left the room.


And thus another aftermath is over. A quick note; hidden somewhere in this chapter is a hint for TDL3, see if you can find it.


Next Time: The campers are going to be playing a 'game' … a game of 'Non-lethal Death-trap'.