Small Talk
"So… on exactly how many spots in this apartment have you already had sex?" asked Santana calmly, making Blaine choke on his medium drip coffee.
Kurt chuckled, composed as he patted gently on Blaine's back. As insufferable as Santana could be sometimes, after living with her, Kurt found they actually had several things in common. She may have not been the most friendly person, but deep down- perhaps very, very deep down- she liked Kurt and Blaine more than she cared to admit.
When Blaine stopped coughing, Kurt looked up at Santana, smiling. "Oh, you know, just every single spot imaginable. The bedroom, the couch you're sitting on, the couch we're sitting on, the kitchen…"
Santana smirked, sipping from her cup, amused.
So this idea just popped into my head and I found it completely hilarious. Hopefully you like it, too!
