Dear Fanfiction,

Rue was like my sister. An adorable sister, yes, but a sister all the same. She was twelve! In no way did I have a romantic relationship with her, or Katniss, or District 2, or - or Peeta!

I had a tortured childhood, of course I did in District 11, but please respect my privacy.

Would you want every awkward date you've ever had published around the internet after your death? I don't think so! My lawyers, and Rue's, will be in touch.

Sincerely, Thresh.

P.S. No, we don't have the same lawyers. No, we don't. Really. Don't expect us to be sending out joint Deathday gifts or anything.


This is dedicated to our 1000th revieiwer, VividlyCloudyDreams. Ladies and gentlemen, we are officially half way through!