Fifty-Four
The Everything Wakers
It was exactly 6:45 PM. All the Pokémon were nervously asleep, mainly because of the lack of updates.
All, that is, except for one mischievous dragon.
Flygon was perched on the back of the couch, watching the others sleep and trying not to laugh as Zoroark muttered something about Dorito Burritos being eaten by Munchlax.
He stayed still and quiet until his conveniently placed watch read 7:00. By then the sun had risen, brimming the non-existent window full of light.
It was then that he pulled out a silver baton.
Five minutes of internet searching later…
The beautiful music of The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker title played in the box as Flygon conducted the breeze.
"What the nether?" Treeko muttered, rising drowsily from his pillow.
"Language," Quilava sighed half-heartedly, intent on listening to the peppy tune.
Frogadier was waving his finger along as Flygon played all minute and seven seconds of it.
"Waaaait a minute," Charizard hummed, "how did you get the Wind Waker?"
It's flashback time!
Flygon was taking his morning flight at 5:30 A.M over a peaceful island when he spotted a red, dragon-headed boat docked on the beach.
Curious, the dragon soared down to it.
Whoops, it looks like we had a Flashback malfunction—
"Hey, I never did get my falcon back, didn't I?"
Oh, sorry Zane, I'll just—
"And where's my sword?!" Bob questioned angrily, tapping his skeletal foot on the ground.
Shut up, Bob, can't you see I'm—
"WHAT ABOUT US?!" Mickey waved his arms in the air franticly. Sonic nodded.
Percy! Can you hold this?
Sure, let's just—
End flashback
"…what the heck was that?" Serperior asked.
"I have no idea," Flygon grunted. "In a nutshell, I borrowed the Wind Waker from Link—"
"YOU MET LINK AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!" the author's voice boomed from above.
"YOU MADE ME! GET IT OFF THE CAPS!" Flygon shouted back. "As I was saying, he let me use it to wake you up."
"And you didn't try cymbals?" Zoroark asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Uh…"
Percy: once a week, she says…'temporary hiatus' she says…
'Ello.
Percy: O SWEET POSIDEN HAVE MERCY ON ME HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?!
Crimeny, Percy, calm yourself!
Okay, so this chapter was inspired mainly because I tried a WW demo. I have fallen in love with it…
Aryll: Hooooi! I got a call saying you needed me for something?
Zelda: …I am offended.
Hey, nothing wrong with having two LoZ characters!
Aryll: well?
Oh yea, does WW come for 3DS?
Aryll: Um, just the Wii U.
… (Falls onto knees) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Agumon: (stuffs cotton in ears)
Percy: HEY! AUTHOR'S NOTE?!
(Sigh) okay, I'll finish it.
Thanks for reading, everyone, be sure to review, follow or favorite—do all three for these extra symbols I found in the closet! Hug an Eevee, play your Wind Wakers faithfully-
Agumon: that's a new one!
-and stay tuned for next chapter! See you around!
