New character personality alert!!
"It has come to our news cast's attention that having been thrown together at the last minute, and sadly, since we don't have big fundings and we get paid with just watermelons, I, OoT Link and OoT Malon, are the only ones working here. While I'm on the air, OoT Malon is out getting the big scoops! Take it away, OoT Malon!" OoT Link said.
"I'm here just outside the house of the Author of Zelda Mini Madness, an infamous Zelda comedy series," OoT Malon said.
"Hey! He forgot to introduce me!" Mido yelled angrily, who was holding the camera.
"No one cares!" OoT Link muttered.
"Anyways, we have specific details that Quintaso, aka Quin, aka Author, aka TheFunnyMaster, that she is planning on introducing another Zelda character with a strange and slightly creepy personality. Lets get a closer look," OoT Malon explained, walking backwards torwards the front door.
The horse freak rings the door bell.
"Crap! They heard about the new character. Midna, get 'em out of here!" Quin hissed inside.
"But I'm busy playing darts with TP Link!" she whined.
"I don't want to play this anymore, I'm sick of dodging those extra sharpened darts!" the Hero cried.
"Shut up, a stationary target is no fun. And ducking isn't allowed!" Midna shrieked.
"OW! You got me in the head!" he shouted.
"So what? There shouldn't be anything in there that the dart'll hurt," she shrugged.
"Both of you be quiet, get those stupid reporters out of here or no more beer!" the Author yelled.
"Um, we've seemed to have lost communication. We'll try back later," OoT Link said.
Close to three hours later...
"Yeah, yeah, I want him thrown out a window... What do you mean you've never seen him before?! What kind of hired ninja hasn't seen TP Link?!" OoT Link shouted in a cell phone. "Oh, we're back on the air... Um, yeah, I want a cheese pizza with a side order of chuchu jelly!" he suddenly yelled, hanging up the phone and tossing it over his shoulder. "Er, hi folks! Lets see where OoT Malon and that other unimportant character are now."
"We finally were discharged from the hospital, most of us have recovered wonderfully," OoT Malon said, her whole head bandaged, all you could see were her blue eyes. "Um, most of us atleast..."
"I still can't hear a thing! Is OoT Link making fun of me?!" Mido yelled, his head also bandaged up, only one eye could be seen.
"Anyways, we're sneaking around the back, to see if we can get a quick peek at this new character," OoT Malon whispered, walking around the house while Mido kept up, stumbling as he went.
They stopped at a kitchen window, also seeing the living room. They soon see sitting on the couch, Dampe's ghost!
Inside the house...
"But, why Dampe?" Midna asked, staring at the character.
"'Cause he rocks!" Quin exclaimed.
"Yo' momma is the queen of Mercury!" Dampe shouted with a blank look.
"Um, why did he say that?" the Twilight Princess mumbled, taking a step back.
"Because his personality is set on random," the Author explained, while grinning hugely.
"Baked dough has stolen my pocketbook, I must alert the flower authorities!" he shouted again.
"Oh, man, this has got to be the wackiest personality you've ever given a Zelda character," Midna pointed out, shocked.
"I made him up while I was bothering my mom, I was so bored that I was talking like he is!" Quin explained.
"That...does explain alot," the Twilight Princess admitted.
"Poes and pans, little boys with fans, they dance in my mind!" Dampe shrieked.
"So, why did OoT Link quit your Wal-Mart again?" the Author asked, sipping a grape soda.
"Well, ever since I said it was okay TP Link pose in a glass box in the parking lot to keep all the fangirls outside, he went crazy," Midna replied, still eyeing Dampe who was counting his fingers.
"I will name you Bob, you Dance Pants, and you Peter Pan!" he said happily at his fingers.
