I can't believe I never made this a chapter. OHMIGOODNESS. Anna and Jori better read this. (:

UNO with Seth

Alice, Esme, and Rosalie were sitting in the living room, talking peacefully.

"Esme… WHAT THE HECK!" Rosalie shouted.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ROSALIE!" Esme shouted back.

"I can't believe you! You WHORE!"

"WHAT!"

"Why would you do this to me? I HATE YOU!"

"FINE THEN I HATE YOU TOO!"

"Guys… What's going on?" Alice stood up to get out of their way. "What's wrong?"

"ESME KNOWS VERY WELL WHAT'S WRONG!" Rosalie screamed.

"YOU'RE SO MEAN!"

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST STOP BEING A DELUSIONAL SLUT!"

"WHERE DID YOU GET THESE DIRTY WORDS, ROSALIE?"

"Guys tell me what is going on!" Alice yelled over them.

"DIRTY WORDS? DIRTY WORDS? ESME YOU PEEPHOLE!"

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NICE TO ME FOR ONCE?" Esme sobbed.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!"

"WELL YOU'RE A BLONDE!"

"Fine! I'm going to go play UNO with Seth!" Alice yelled and walked two steps to find Seth and UNO cards all set up.

"DON'T PULL THE JACOB CARD ON ME, ESME, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE A DOG!"

"YOU'RE A DOG!"

"NOW YOU'RE JUST PUSHING IT!"

"YOU'RE AN IT!"

"STOP IT ESME!"

"YOU'REEEE AAAANNNNN EEEESSSSSMMMEEEE!"

Seth laid down a yellow five. "UNO!" He cheered.

"Dammit, Seth!" Alice snapped her fingers.

"THAT'S THE WORST THING YOU'VE SAID YET!"

"NO IT ISN'T! BECAUSE BEING AN ESME ISN'T A BAD THING!"

"YES IT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE FREAKING DELUSIONAL!"

"WELL YOU'RE NOT PRETTY, ROSE!"

"Looks like your mother and sister are having a little spat." Seth observed.

"Yeaaaaah, they'll be fine."

"YOU BITCH!"

"I AM NOT A FEMALE DOG! THAT'S LEAH!"

Seth laughed, "Haha, that's true!"

"ESME, I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!"

"THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!"

"THAT'S WHAT I KNOW!"

"GUYS! JUST TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" Alice stepped in between them.

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST ADMIT THAT YOU STOLE MY KETCHUP, THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!" Rosalie screamed.

"Ketchup? This is about ketchup?" Alice fumed.

"YOU WISH I STOLE YOUR KETCHUP!" Esme yelled.

"WHY WOULD I WISH THAT! IT'S MY KETCHUP!"

"Yeah. I'm done. Let's go play Go-Fish, Seth." And with that, Alice grabbed Seth and went to his house to play Go-Fish without the interruptions of Esme and Rosalie's stupid fight.

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