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Chapter 50: Frozen Part 5

NOTE: All dialogue that is in Bold and Italics in this transcript means that the characters are singing

[As they walk on all through the night towards the North Mountain, Alphonse turns and catches sight of Arendelle covered in ice and snow]

Alphonse: Arendelle.

Krista: It's completely frozen.

Alphonse: But it'll be fine. Ed will thaw it.

Krista: Will he?

Alphonse: Yeah. Now come on.

[Pointing straight ahead]

Alphonse: This way to the North Mountain?

[Krista chuckles and moves his pointed hand upwards]

Krista: More like this way.

[Alphonse is shocked as he catches a glimpse of top of the mountain through the clouds]

"You sure you want to keep him with you? There's still time to ditch him." Zilla asked. Nothing. "Okay…"

[On their journey they walk through a forest covered in snow and ice]

Alphonse: I never knew winter could be so beautiful.

[Suddenly they hear a voice coming from nowhere]

Olivia: Yeah! It really is beautiful, isn't it? But it's so white. You know, how about a little color? I'm thinking like maybe some crimson, chartreuse. How about yellow?

[As Alphonse and Krista try to look around to see where the voice is coming form suddenly a noseless Olivia wanders up behind them]

Olivia: No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? Brrrr...no go!

[He laughs and walks over to stand between Anna and Kristoff]

Olivia: Am I right?

"WHAO!" Everyone reacted in shock.

"Hey, it's me!" Olaf said.

"WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAAAAT?!" Zilla screamed in shock and horror at the female Olaf.

[Shocked, Alphonse gawks and kicks Olivia's head which flies off his body and lands in Kristoff's hands]

Olivia: Hi!

Krista: You're creepy.

[Krista tosss the head to Alphonse who immediately tosses it back to Krista]

Alphonse: I don't want it!

[Krista tosses back to him]

Krista: Woh! Back at ya!

[Alphonse tosses it back to Krista]

Olivia: Please, don't drop me.

[Krista tosses back to Alphonse again]

Krista: Come on, it's just a head.

Alphonse: No!

[Olivia's headless body runs around with her arms waving]

Olivia: Alright, we got off to a bad start.

Alphonse: Ew, ew, the body!

[Alphonse throws Olivia's head back onto his body and it lands upside down onto her]

"Oh, my God, I get it! I totally get it now! This movie is punishment for me to repent all the terrible things I've done in my life! All right! If it will stop you from scaring the living animal Jesus out of me, I'll confess! I'LL CONFESS! I was the one who cancelled Samurai Jack! I was the one who encouraged Teen Titans Go to be a TV series! I was the one who told Taco Bell to make a breakfast menu! I was the one who told John Travolta how to pronounce Ben Aflac! I was the one getting rid of the cartoons on Nicklodeon! JUST TAKE ME OUT OF THIS SCENE!" Zilla cried.

"Um, Zilla? You weren't the one who did all that." Litwick pointed out.

"R-Really?"

"Yeah, Dream was actually tampering with my potions on you as a prank."

"What…?" Zilla said in shock.

"Litwick!" Dream exasperated.

"WHAT!?"

Olivia: Wait. What am I looking at right now? Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?

Alphonse: Alright. Wait one second.

[Feeling sorry for her Alphonse comes over and puts her head right side up]

Olivia: Oh! Thank you!

Alphonse: You're welcome.

Olivia: Now I'm perfect.

Alphonse: Well, almost.

Olivia: It was like my whole life got upside down.

[Alphonse takes a carrot out of the satchel and suddenly slams it all the way through Olivia's head between her eyes]

Alphonse: Wooh!

Alphonse: Oh! Too hard. I'm sorry! I was just...

Olivia: Head rush!

Alphonse: Are you okay?

Olivia: Are you kidding me? I am wonderful! I've always wanted a nose.

[She tries to grab the little bit of carrot sticking out between her eyes]

Olivia: So cute. It's like a little baby unicorn.

[Alphonse pushes forward the carrot sticking out the back of Olivia's head]

Olivia: What? Hey! Woh!

[Seeing his big carrot nose sticking out from between his eyes]

Olivia: Oh, I love it even more! Hah. Alright, let's start this thing over. Hi everyone. I'm Olivia. And I like warm hugs.

[Olivia faces Alphonse and opens her arms]

Alphonse: Olivia?

[Alphonse suddenly realizes she's the snowman, er woman from his and Edward's childhood]

Alphonse: That's right, Olivia.

Olivia: And you are?

Alphonse: Oh, um...I'm Alphonse.

[Turning to Krista and Sven]

Olvia: And who's the funky-looking donkey over there?

Alphonse: That's Sven.

Olivia: Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer?

Alphonse: Sven.

[Looking and Krista and Sven]

Olivia: Oh! They're...oh, okay. Makes things easier for me.

"You know that old saying never judge a book by its cover?" Zilla asked.

"Yeah. It certainly proves it." Phoenix said.

"Well, fuck that! Because that's BOOKS! Not characters, movies, or video games! And I don't think you could have found a better character to scare a audience away from a theatre if you covered the entire building in a plastic sheet, and set up a half mile military perimeter warning people of an anthrax attack!" Zilla ranted.

[Suddenly Sven tries to bite off Olaf's nose but Olaf jumps back]

Olivia: Ha! Aw, look at him trying to kiss my nose. [to Sven] I like you, too!

"GAWD! Do the innuendos ever stop trying to scar everyone's mental stabilities!?" Zilla groaned in pain.

"I think you and Deadpool need to host a therapy session." Phoenix said patting him on the back.

Alphonse: Olivia, did Ed build you?

Olivia: Yeah. Why?

[Krista takes one of Olivia's stick arms off, looking at it in curiosity]

Krista: Fascinating.

Alphonse: Do you know where he is?

Olivia: Yeah. Why?

Alphonse: Do you think you could show us the way?

Olivia: Yeah. Why?

"SHUT UP!" Zilla shouted.

[Krista bends Olivia's arm]

Krista: How does this work?

[Suddenly Olivia's dismembered arm slaps Krista across the face]

Krista: Ow!

[Olivia grabs her arm back from Krista]

Olivia: Stop it, Sven. Trying to focus here.

[He puts his arm back in place and turns back to Anna]

Olivia: Yeah, Why?

"Is he always THIS annoying!?" Zilla asked.

"You have no idea." Kristoff groaned.

Krista: I'll tell you why. We need Ed to bring back summer.

Olivia: Summer?

Alphonse: Mm-hmm.

Olivia: Oh, I don't know why but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot.

Krista: Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.

Olivia: Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come.

"Oh, God, this is it." Zilla said looking in dread.

[Thinking of summer Olivia goes into her fantasy world and starts singing "In Summer" as she stand on top of a grassy meadow with the sun shinning and bees buzzing around her]

"Wait! Wait." Zilla said, as he pulls out a small bottle of Jagermeister from inside his jacket pocket. "If we're gonna go through this, I want to be prepared." He unscrews the top of the bottle, takes a sip from it, then screws the top back on. "All right, continue."

Olivia: Bees'll buzz, kids'll blow a dandelion fuzz. And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer.

"Wait! Wait. Sorry, this isn't gonna do it." Zilla said. He puts the small bottle to the side, bringing in a larger bottle of Jagermeister, taking a swig from it. "Okay."

[Olivia lies on the beach with a drink in her hand]

Olivia: A drink in my hand, my snow up against the burning sand. Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer.

"WAIT! Wait!" Zilla shouted. "Sorry, I need something a little bit more potent!" He puts away the large bottle an lift up an extra-large bottle of Jagermeister, placing it on his lap before he quietly speaks. "Proceed."

"Wow." Dream said staring at the big bottle. "That's a lot of Jagermeister."

[Next Olivia sails in a boat]

Olivia: I'll finally see a summer breeze blow away a winter storm, and find out what happens to solid water when it gets warm.

However Zilla looks at the bottle of Jagermeister before knocking it off his lap. He takes out his iPhone and dials a number.

"Yeah. Bring it in." Zilla said, speaking into his cell phone.

Everyone looks up to see a house-sized bottle being brought in by four military helicopters while a snippet of "O, Fortuna" plays.

Everyone reacts in awe.

"Wow!" Dream reacts. "Now that's Jagermeister!"

"Proceed." Zilla whispered.

[Olivia jumps into the water, then she's back on the beach with snowmen made out of sand]

Olivia: And I can't wait to see, what my buddies all think of me. Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer!

"Nope! I can't! I never thought it would happen THIS fast." Zilla said. "And seeing that this is somehow the absolute worst out of all of them...it's time to push the button."

"What button?" Phoenix asked.

She soon found out when Zilla brings out a remote and presses a button. A bright explosion occurs in outer space, an explosion that is visible for everyone to see. When the light clears, we see a planet-sized Jägermeister bottle in space as a chorus sings. Dream smiles.

"I know where I'm vacationing this week!" Dream said smiling brightly.

[Olivia and a seagull start tap dancing]

Olivia: Da-da...da-doo. Ah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-booh.

[Olivia and another snowman are in a hot tub drinking hot chocolate]

Olivia: The hot and the cold are both so intense. Put 'em together, it just makes sense!

[Then Olivia tap dances with a flock of seagulls]

Olivia: Rat-da-dat-dad-dada-dada-doo.

[Olivia continues singing as he runs down the grassy meadow]

Olivia: Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a...

[She comes across a puddle, looks down at it, smiles and jumps over it]

Olivia: Happy snowman!

[She lies back on a picnic blanket in the grassy meadow and looks up at the sky]

Olivia: When life gets rough I like to hold on to my dream of relaxing in the summer sun, just letting off steam. Oh, the sky will be blue.

[Sat next to him are Krista, Alphonse and Sven]

Olivia: And you guys will be there too. When I finally do what frozen things do in summer!

"So…yeah, this is just as bad as you think it is. I mean, never mind the fact that the snowman is sunbathing on a beach chair and beach umbrella that won't be developed for several decades, but…what motivates her to do such a thing, anyway?" Zilla said. "I mean, forget the eternal winter! THIS is the major disaster the film was building up to! Even if this was meant to be done in modern times, it still would fall flat on its ass!"

"Well I think it's a cut number." Dream said.

"Agreed." Aria said.

"Me too." Anna said.

"I do too." Honey Lemon said.

Zilla only cringed and groaned.

[We're back in the reality of frozen forest with Alphonse and Krista staring at Olivia]

Krista: I'm gonna tell her.

Alphonse: Don't you dare.

"No! Please! Tell her!" Zilla said. "Please just tell her so that we can end this mental madness!"

"But if she tells her, then her spirit will break!" Dream said.

"Who cares!?"

"Wait! Was I always a snowman?" Olaf asked.

"What took you so long!?"

[Olaf finishes singing his final note]

Olivia: In summer!

[To Alphonse and Krista]

Olivia: So, come on! Edward's this way.

[She starts leading them off]

Olivia: Let's go bring back summer!

Alphonse: I'm coming!

[Sven join them, Olivia laughs as she leads them, Krista stares as they go off]

Kristoff: Somebody's gotta tell her.

"Yes! Please, tell her! The madness is just going to get worse!" Zilla said.

"Zilla calm down." Litwick said assumingly. "Breath."

Zilla took a few breaths in and out.

"That's it. There you go." Litwick said. "Better?"

"Yeah." Zilla said. "I suppose this is as good a spot as ever to take a break."

"Yes. But we have to do it in traditional musical style." Litwick said.

"How?"

"With a song big enough to bring people back, but not too big as to overshadow the final song."

"Oh. You mean like..."

Zilla leaves; and is outside, walking up a hill

Zilla: One big song

Big enough that we leave them on

But not so big that we blow our wad

Let's rock the viewers to the core but leave them longing for one more

Big loud song…

Jack/Elsa: (holding hands) My foolish heart is yours to take

Though I know zero things about you

Let's take a short tiny break

I couldn't bear the wait without you

Litwick: (adjusting his collar in the mirror) Time to show off my great voice

La-la-la-la-yo-de-lay-hee-hooooo

Dane: (in front of the dark backdrop) Maybe I'll be in this part

Litwick: danarooneo can't be in this part

"Seriously?!"

All: The song

It's on

Let's end

Act one!

Thor: Where is Litwick? I don't get it

Where in God's name did they go?

Got my certify so quickly

Though I got it from Russell Crowe

Zilla: We don't need any more help with this whole view

We got it covered with our current crew

All: One big song

Zilla: So kick your seat back and have a couple beers

All: One big song

Zilla: Watch this commercial with our voices ringing in your ears

Singing this!

All: One song big...big song one...one big sooooooooooong!

Dream: One big song


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