I know I was just going to upload to 50, but I didn't want to end my uploadings on such a depressing note as 'its all my fault! Waah!!' Who wants a fic to end like that? So...


Wally awoke with a grumble.

"Tiiiiiired." He muttered. He walked into the kitchen, head still spinning. Less then three hours of sleep- not to mention that was all tossing and turning. He grabbed a mug off of the shelf, and took the coffee that had started brewing thanks to a timer about ten minutes before. He poured the dark liquid into the mug, and decided to skip the sugars and creamer. He was taking it black this morning. He shuffled over to the couch, and sat, the mug warming his cold hands (the air conditioner was broken). "What's on T.V?" He mumbled, fumbling for the remote.

He couldn't find it.

"What the heck?" He grumbled, putting the mug on the table. He crouched to his knees, and looked beneath the couch. A few Cheetos, a pop tart the ants had claimed, a DVD, a few pens, a magazine, and lots of dust bunnies....BUT NO REMOTE. He looked at the T.V. He could just press the buttons. "But, I'm tired, I don't wanna have to hop up every second to press a button." Seeing as how he had the attention span of a goldfish with A.D.D, this seemed like a normal want.

He sped around the apartment, checking in cabinets, around boxes, in boxes, behind the T.V, in the refrigerator, and in the microwave. After twenty minutes, he was standing there, puzzled.

"Oh, well," He muttered. "I'm awake." He then ran to work.

His remote sat in between in the cushions. Grinning wickedly.


I was on the phone when I wrote the last part. Blame Dr.V-Angela (look her up) if it sucks and lost the point I was originally trying to make.

Random reader: Boo! Darn you to heck, Dr.V-Angela!

P.S I'll upload chapters soon- they'll be longer, and better.

She's telling me a riddle right now:

The Classic...A Fox. A Chicken. Seed. A Farmer, and a boat that only two things (farmer + object) can go on. Chicken eats the feed, Fox eats the chicken. HOW???

I know....(she told me the answer)