Dear Santa,
Sally is making me do this so that kid can continue to 'believe in you'. He's 4 years old! Percy shouldn't believe in dumb, fake things like you. Anyways, I just want some nice, craft beer for Christmas. And some gift cards to the pizza place up the block. Oh, and how about some poker chips? 'Yep, here comes the lady, I better wrap this up.
Sincerely,
Gabe Ugliano "Smelly Gabe"
A/N: Aaahaah! I'm trying to update so much today, so that I can keep YOU guys updated... this story is currently 494 views away from 50,000! Crazy, right? I'll keep you updated on the view count!
Peace, love, and COOKIES! (::) (::)
-FootWebbed
