A/N: Ohai there. Long time no write anything OwO;; Well, y'know, school, homework (don't have any /shot), work (I don't get paid /shot), working on TC manga, got addicted to MLP and Doctor Who, zombie apocalypse, *insert excuse here* I AM A BUSY PERSON THESE DAYS KAY? Can I make it up to y'all with a double-post day? ^^"

Disssscleimre: Vocaloid, MLIA © not me.


Haku and Neru were walking back from a quick shopping trip, a few bags of newly-acquired clothes hanging from their wrists. As they waited to cross the street, Neru randomly began poking her friend in the stomach. In response, Haku puffed it out, making her look like she was a few months pregnant.

"Haha, Haku's pregnant~" Neru teased. Haku nodded seriously and patted her stomach.

A bit later, as they were waiting for the elevator, Neru (who apparently has a thing for poking people when she's bored,) began jabbing Haku in the stomach again.

"Ow, Neru! Stop, you'll hurt the baby!" Haku joked.

"Who cares about the baby?" Neru replied bluntly, continuing her poking.

"I do, and you should too!" Haku reprimanded her. "It's yours too, y'know!"

Neru froze and looked as if she'd been scarred for life. Wide-eyed, she replied, "Fudge you!" as a safer alternative to the actual swear.

Haku smiled. "Yes, that's what you did."

"Triple fudge you!"

"Now how's that going to help anything?"


A/N: Hey, I actually included these two together~ ^^ …yup, this story comes from my friend and I. She went through a phase where she used "fudge" and stabbed me in the stomach all the time and is still horrified whenever I do this to her |D I'm such a great friend.