Dick is 16 and Jay is 12.

Chapter 46: Double Date

Jason's POV

"Just relax, Jay." Dick ordered as he combed his hair.

"But, I've never been on a date before." I whispered, staring at my reflection in the mirror.

"It'll be fine. Besides, I'll be there with you." He replied.

"But, you've dated a lot of girls… and I'm short." I muttered, wishing I was taller and that my voice would stop being so squeaky.

"You're only twelve. You'll get bigger." He replied before we headed for the Batcave.

I nervously twisted my hands as Donna and Tula stepped out of the Zeta Tube. Donna looked beautiful in her black dress as Tula stepped out in a green dress. I watched as Dick kissed Donna and complimented her as I awkwardly walked over to Tula. What do I do?

"Hey Shortpants." She greeted as I growled at her.

"Hey Spongebob." I replied as she growled at me.

Dick leaned over and whispered, "Compliment her dress."

"Your dress is… nice?" I murmured.

"Thanks… You look nice too." She dryly replied as we stood staring at each other awkwardly.

"Okay then… Let's go see a movie." Dick stated, breaking the silence.

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As we watched the movie, I saw Dick put his arm around Donna as she rested her head against his shoulder. I looked over at Tula and yawned as I stretched. She stiffened as I wrapped my arm around her.

"What are you doing?" she hissed as I quickly took my arm back.

"Nothing." I muttered, crossing my arms and leaning back in my seat.

Ten minutes later, Dick and Donna were holding hands. I casually moved my arm to the armrest. Her hands were folded in her lap. I slowly reached down and stopped as soon as my hand collided with popcorn. The bucket magically appeared in her lap. Ugh!

About ten minutes later, I looked over and saw Dick and Donna kissing. I stared at Tula forever until she turned to look at me.

"What? Did you want some?" she asked, holding out the popcorn.

"Thanks." I grumbled, reaching into the bucket.

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Dick's POV

"What would you like, madam?" The waiter addressed Donna.

"I'll have the strawberry salad with light dressing." She replied as he nodded before turning to Tula.

"I'll have the same please." She replied as he turned to me.

""I'll have the escargot please." I ordered.

"Excellent choice, sir. And for you sir?" the waiter asked Jason.

"Um… can I have the crab?" he asked as Tula shot him a death glare.

"Jason, do you know where that crab comes from?" Tula hissed as he rolled his eyes.

"Duh, I'm not stupid, Tula!"

"How dare you order that! If you only knew how those poor creatures were caught!" she yelled as people started looking over at our table.

"He'll have the steak cooked rare!" I hollered above them as the waiter nodded and quickly hurried away.

Donna and I swapped exhausted glances as they threw death glares at each other.

"Jason, behave." I hissed as he rolled his eyes.

"Sorry for being so insensitive, Tula. Next time I'll order the calamari." Jason spat before Tula glared at him.

Donna and I watched in horror as the water left Jason's glass and splashed over onto his lap.

"How clumsy of me." Tula hissed back as Jason glared at her.

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Jason's POV

Dick and Donna kissed each other goodbye as Tula and I stared at each other.

"Um… I had a nice time." I mumbled as she nodded.

"Me too… But, next time, I'd rather go on patrol."

"It's a date." I replied as she took a step closer.

She puckered her lips as she leaned forward and took a step forward and leaned into her lips. Then we said goodbye as she headed for the Zeta Tube.

"So, how was your first date?" Dick asked as soon as we were alone.

"Best date ever!"