em: heres one of my favorite songs! i was thinking whats a funny song? because we've been doing toooooo many serious songs (glares at miyu)

Miyu: it wasn't my fault i swear!

em: Anyways, here we go!

Miyu: IT WAS NARAKUS FAULT!

Em: Ok post the song!

disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha or the song monster mash by Bobby Pikket

Naraku is making more of those weird people things

Naraku:

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

Kagura and Kanna:
He did the mash

Naraku:
He did the monster mash

Kagura and Kanna:
The monster mash

Naraku:
It was a graveyard smash

Kagura and Kanna:
He did the mash

Naraku:
It caught on in a flash

Kagura and Kanna:
He did the mash

Naraku:
He did the monster mash

Hakudoshi: uhh this ones a little weird (Hakudoshi points to the inuyasha like demon naraku made winking and him, shudders)

Kagura and Kanna:

WHA OOOOOOOHHHHH

Naraku:
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

Kagura and kanna:
They did the mash

Naraku:
They did the monster mash

Kagura and Kanna:
The monster mash

Naraku:
It was a graveyard smash

Kagura and Kanna:
They did the mash

Naraku:
It caught on in a flash

Kagura and Kanna:
They did the mash

Naraku:
They did the monster mash

Kagura and Kanna:

WHAAA OOOOOOOHHHHH

Naraku:
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man(koga comes out of no where confused)
Dracula and his son

Kagura and Kanna:

WHAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

Kagura and Kanna:
They played the mash

Naraku:
They played the monster mash

Kagura and Kanna:
The monster mash

Naraku:
It was a graveyard smash

Kagura and Kanna:
They played the mash

Naraku:
It caught on in a flash

Kagura and Kanna:
They played the mash

Naraku:
They played the monster mash

Inuyasha like demons meets the real inuyasha... kagome: SIT! (fwoom) ok so its that one.

Kagura and Kanna:

WHAA OOOOHHHH

Naraku:
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Kagura and Kanna:
It's now the mash

Naraku:
It's now the monster mash

Kagura and Kanna:
The monster mash

Naraku:
And it's a graveyard smash

Kagura and Kanna:
It's now the mash

Naraku:
It's caught on in a flash

Kagura and Kanna:
It's now the mash

Naraku:
It's now the monster mash

Kagura and Kanna:

WHAA OOOOHHHH

Naraku:
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Naraku Kagura Kanna hakudoshi and the demon like inuyasha thing:
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash

Kagura and Kanna:

WHAAA OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH fades out