em: heres one of my favorite songs! i was thinking whats a funny song? because we've been doing toooooo many serious songs (glares at miyu)
Miyu: it wasn't my fault i swear!
em: Anyways, here we go!
Miyu: IT WAS NARAKUS FAULT!
Em: Ok post the song!
disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha or the song monster mash by Bobby Pikket
Naraku is making more of those weird people things
Naraku:
I
was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an
eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And
suddenly to my surprise
Kagura and Kanna:
He did the mash
Naraku:
He
did the monster mash
Kagura
and Kanna:
The monster mash
Naraku:
It
was a graveyard smash
Kagura
and Kanna:
He did the mash
Naraku:
It
caught on in a flash
Kagura
and Kanna:
He did the mash
Naraku:
He
did the monster mash
Hakudoshi: uhh this ones a little weird (Hakudoshi points to the inuyasha like demon naraku made winking and him, shudders)
Kagura and Kanna:
WHA OOOOOOOHHHHH
Naraku:
From
my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the
vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To
get a jolt from my electrodes
Kagura and kanna:
They did
the mash
Naraku:
They
did the monster mash
Kagura
and Kanna:
The monster mash
Naraku:
It
was a graveyard smash
Kagura
and Kanna:
They did the mash
Naraku:
It
caught on in a flash
Kagura
and Kanna:
They did the mash
Naraku:
They
did the monster mash
Kagura and Kanna:
WHAAA OOOOOOOHHHHH
Naraku:
The
zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests
included Wolf Man(koga comes out of no where confused)
Dracula
and his son
Kagura and Kanna:
WHAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
The
scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains,
backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to
arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
Kagura and Kanna:
They played the mash
Naraku:
They
played the monster mash
Kagura
and Kanna:
The monster mash
Naraku:
It
was a graveyard smash
Kagura
and Kanna:
They played the mash
Naraku:
It
caught on in a flash
Kagura
and Kanna:
They played the mash
Naraku:
They
played the monster mash
Inuyasha like demons meets the real inuyasha... kagome: SIT! (fwoom) ok so its that one.
Kagura and Kanna:
WHAA OOOOHHHH
Naraku:
Out
from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by
just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said,
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
Kagura
and Kanna:
It's now the mash
Naraku:
It's
now the monster mash
Kagura
and Kanna:
The monster mash
Naraku:
And
it's a graveyard smash
Kagura
and Kanna:
It's now the mash
Naraku:
It's
caught on in a flash
Kagura
and Kanna:
It's now the mash
Naraku:
It's
now the monster mash
Kagura and Kanna:
WHAA OOOOHHHH
Naraku:
Now
everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash
is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant
too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Naraku
Kagura Kanna hakudoshi and the demon like inuyasha thing:
Then you
can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do
my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a
flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
Kagura and Kanna:
WHAAA OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH fades out
