Notes: I didn't feel like doing a lot of research (too tired *yawn*) so I did a silly little chapter.

Meemebear requested moose. :)


Moose:


Moose are very large herbivorous creatures found in many parts of the world. They can be spotted by their tall stature and shaggy, brown hair. They typically feed on vegetation, as opposed to meat products. Moose appear to be very gangly and slow-moving, but they can move with great speed if startled or agitated. Normally, a moose will not travel in a herd, and instead will stay to themselves.

DEAN


Oh, har har har, Dean. You are so funny.

SAM


What? I am just writing about moose. I don't see what's so funny.

DEAN


I think Sam is mentioning the striking resemblance he has to that description of a moose. I must admit, it does sound like you are describing him.

CASTIEL


Yeah, Cas. Thanks.

SAM


No thanks are necessary. So, if you are a moose and Dean is a squirrel, then what am I?

CASTIEL


I am not a squirrel.

DEAN


Um… I'm not sure. Let me think…

SAM


I am not a freaking squirrel.

DEAN


Maybe you are a cat? No… a kitten. Yeah, I'm thinking kitten. What do you think, Dean?

SAM


I think I'm not a squirrel, that's what I think. Seriously? A squirrel?

DEAN


Hm… Yes, kitten. I can see. I could be called Catsiel.

CASTIEL


Yes! And instead of a trench coat, you've got a fur coat. Literally.

SAM


I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from purrdition.

CASTIEL


I. Am. Not. A. Squirrel.

DEAN


Oh my God, Cas. I'm dying over here!

SAM


Are you feline ok, Sam?

CASTIEL


Why a squirrel? I just… Why?

DEAN


Notes: So what animals do you think Sam, Dean, and Cas are? I think Sam is a moose and Cas is a kitten, but I'm not so sure about Dean...