AN: I AM NOT RASCIST! it is YOU who nead to realize that you cant be a communist and defend bourgeois capitolist imperialists like FUCKING OBAMA!
"NOOOOO! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!" I yelled progressively as the spiders started to fucking attack me. "Aragog is dividing the proletariat to suppress your class consciousness!"
"Arania Exumai!" cried Luna, killing off a spider that was about to get her. I completely ignored how sexily powerful she looked as she as she cast the spell and was about to tell her off for contributing to the division of the proletariat, but then I realized that it wouldn't do the revolution any good if we died.
"Avada Kedavra!" said I in an epically working-class way, waving my wand awesomely to kill off six spiders at once. This was completely justified even though they were proletarians because my staying alive was a higher cause as I was needed for the revolution and also the spiders had false consciousness anyway so they were useless to the revolution.
Meanwhile, the spiders were climbing up the ledge and Hagrid and my comrades who were there were running away towards the car, but we couldn't get to where they were because the spiders were attacking and driving us in the other direction!
"I'll save you, Comrade Harry!" said Dean as he came over towards me. With a flick of his bourgeois wand, he killed a spider just before it got me.
"We don't need your FUCKING TROTSKYITE HELP!" I yelled righteously and then I did nothing about a spider which I saw was about to kill Dean, but he got it anyway.
"Wait, Harry!" shouted Luna, running towards us with her titties bouncing in a way which made it clear that she wasn't wearing a bra, but I socialistically ignored that. "Why don't we work with Dean just until we can escape from the spiders?" she asked in a fucking naive voice, not understanding the true horrors of Trotskyism.
"I won't work with a FUCKING TROTSKYITE!" I screamed in a justified working voice of the proletarian workers in third world countries.
I took Luna's dainty, innocent hand in my big, powerful hand of the fucking working class and I pulled her feministly down a forest path with the spiders chasing after us elitistly. Dean tried to run after us, but I cast a spell at his feet which made him trip so that the spiders could get him!
