People Person I'm Not, I love your name and it made me smile. Pamikae, thank you for the review and I hope this doesn't disappoint. This chapter's for you two! =)

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"How about Dave Strider?" "Puck" asked as they meandered around Hot Topic.

"From Homestuck?" Doctor Reid asked, holding up a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt to look at it more.

"Yea, the cutie with blonde hair and sun glasses."

"No, I don't like the design on his shirt… plus I haven't even said yes."

"Preparation is key darling. Hey, what about this?" The youth asked, picking up a black mini skirt, that featured lace-up detailing (including little corseting on the sides)

It was about thirteen inches long and had loads of mesh and tulle on it.

"You already have like three of those."

"Not exactly this… and not in all black. They all have other colors as well."

"We've talked about downsizing… the apartment is small enough as is."

"Fiiiiiiiine." The teen sighed, turning around and putting it back on the rack. "Oh, we could be Fred and George."

"You know it annoys me when people play twins that aren't-"

"We look enough alike." Young Spencer cut him off, already knowing what he was going to say.

"I really don't think we do."

The prostitute sighed, and then grabbed the nearest person.

"Do we look alike?" He asked them, motioning between him and his favorite family member.

"Uh…" Said the stunned girl, not exactly knowing what to say. "Yea… I guess. You guys are siblings, right?" She asked.

"No, but thank you for proving my point… That corset will look great on you by the way." "Puck" smiled, letting her go.

He noticed the shiny red leopard print corset in her hands.

"Thanks… dynamite dress, by the way." She smiled.

With that she gave him a wink and walked away.

"See?" The youngest asked, his lips forming a smile that showed he was as happy as possible with himself.

"It depends on which version… School outfits, Christmas sweaters, E.T.C." The adult said. "And same goes for the Hitatchiin twins."

Young Reid rolled his eyes with a slight smirk but let it go, knowing it was going to be hard to try to out fox his cousin.

"Oh hey, Mustache Hello Kitty." The doctor commented, seeing the belt with the famous character on it.

"We're getting that, no matter what you say. And ok… why not Takuto Tsunashi."

All the FBI agent did was look at him with confused eyes.

"The red guy from Star Driver."

"The one that makes you say 'Red and blue need to get together to make purple'?" Elder Reid asked with an eyebrow raised, just thinking of the crazy fangirls/boys that would ask him to "make purple" with someone who had cosplayed as the blue guy.

"You're gunna have to face it cousin, you might get asked for Yaoi slash Yuri pictures... no matter who you are. Oh, can I please get this?" Young Reid asked, holding up a black dress with bondage looking straps all over it.

There was a zipper down the front and silver fasteners on the shoulders. It made sense that the youth would want it.

"If you get that, you can't wear a skirt that is shorter than your wrist for three months."

"Damn… I hate it when you make me choose." The prostitute groaned, putting the dress back on the shelf. "So is that a no to Mr. Red?"

"If you didn't want too many things, I wouldn't have to make you choose. And that is definitely a no."

"UGH! Seriously… why won't you just-" "Puck" was cut off by a very attractive male in his late twenties coming up behind the doctor.

The blonde man wrapped his arms around the BAU member's waist, settling on his hip bones. The position made him press his front into Elder Reid's back.

"I think you'd look damn sexy as Takuto." He said, leaning in so his rumbling voice went into the doctor's ear without losing any of its sensuality.

"Thanks." Doctor Reid said, turning his head slightly to try to look at the male who was invading his space.

The blonde winked, let go of the eldest Reid, and walked away. After a few seconds (to make sure he was out of hearing distance) the teen talked.

"Pocket?" He asked, going back to looking at the lovely objects around him.

The taller man pulled the slightly crumpled piece of paper out of his pocket… the number on it was visible.

"Pocket." He smirked, rolling his eyes at the things people thought were clever.

"Puck" continued looking around… his eyes eventually falling on a leather wrist cuff that had silver chains and silver crosses hanging off of it. IT reminded the teen of Mary Winchester's bracelet full of hunter-necessary charms.

"Hey, what about a Supernatural cosplay?" The Younger Reid asked, holding up the bracelet for his cousin to see.

"… Well now you're just playing to my weaknesses."

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The next day, "Puck" graced the world with an Alice In Wonderland inspired look. He had a white-blue wig that had little pigtails on the top and it had ringlets at it came down, a large, pale blue dress with lots of frills and the pale blue fabric dipped up so that the white mesh underneath could be seen. Pale blue shoes matched and had little flower like things cut out in it. A gothic silver bracelet was on his wrist, a white silhouette of a Victorian era girl was on it. On his other wrist was a necklace that he had wrapped around so that it fit like a bracelet. It was a simple silver chain with a silver pendant that said "We're All Mad Here" on it. His necklace was also more movie made, it was a pocket watch on a chain with a copper mushroom on part of the upper chain.

His cousin was in a pink tank top that said "Legalize Gay", matching pink pants. White shoes with rainbows and random other drawings on them. He also matched his cousin's Alice In Wonderland theme by wearing a stop watch necklace with a key attached to it.

"Really, STOP doing that! You're making me look bad!" "Puck" sighed angrily, seeing how his cousin matched them.

"Do you want me to make it up to you?" Doctor Reid asked sarcastically.

"Yes. Being awesome is my thing!"

"Hey, as the faeries said… any faerie can take something and make it beautiful. I'm a faerie too."

"Still haven't gone to a gathering, so you don't count."

"Shut up, let's go, I'll take you to that new corset store that just opened in the big mall."

That stopped the teen for a second.

"Are you serious?" Young Spencer asked, really wanting it to be true.

The elder nodded.

"Then why the hell are we still here?"

With that, "Puck" hopped up, grabbed his cousin, and ran for the door.

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