Things I am not allowed to do in titans tower
I am not allowed to jump out at robin ad yell "SLADE!" at inappropriate times.
I am not allowed to bring fix-it home with me and insist that "he just needs a friend"
I am not allowed to tell Beastboy that "I'm making green chicken soup" in my 'mass murdere voice'
I am not allowed to bring Control freak home with me and insist that "He just needs a life" then continue to persuade the team to loan him theirs.
I am not allowed to tell raven "Daddy's pissed now"
I am not allowed to bring Cheshire home and insist "she's just a deadly must ninja"
I am not allowed to ask Beastboy "how do you think the poor vegetables feel?" whenever he begins to eat his meal
I am not allowed to bring Adonis home and insist "He just wants raven" Due to the fact, Beastboy may try and kill him.
I am not allowed to give Starfire a book on 'the birds and the bee's' then give her an allotment.
I am not allowed to bring atlas home and insist that "He just wants to pound Cyborg, after that he'll leave the rest of alone.
I am not allowed to tell Cyborg that his car is "amazing for crashing into walls. It took me ten goes to completely crush it"
I am not allowed to bring mad mod home with me and insist that "He's just homesick"
I am not allowed to yell "To the bat mobile robin" every time the alarms go off.
I am not allowed to bring cinderblock home and insist "he's just stupid"
I am not allowed to convince Kid Flash that the cement is not wet.
I am not allowed to bring plasmas home and insist "He's sleeping now – oh wait- no he's just a slimy mutant."
I am not allowed to tell mas y menos Kid Flash is faster than them after feeding them a giant tub of sugar.
I am not allowed to bring Terra home. No reason we just don't like her.
I am not allowed to have an extensive discussion with raven's happy about, the benefits of pink.
I am not allowed to bring brother blood home and insist "He just wants to teach"
I am not allowed to lock Beastboy and Raven in a closet together and bet on who will come out alive
I am not allowed to lock Starfire and robin in a closet together and then ask Cyborg to go get something from that closet.
I am not allowed to lock Robin and Raven in a closet together and bet on who will break the door down first, Beastboy or Starfire
I am not allowed to bring slade home and insist "He's just upset over the loss of his eye and the divorce that caused it"
I am not allowed to replace the water in Aqualad's pool with soda.
I am not allowed to bring Ding Dong Daddy home and insist "He's just from the 80's"
I am not allowed to steal Bumblebee's stingers and replace them with kite handles
I am not allowed to bring Adonis home again and say "He just wants to see Raven" Because Beastboy might actually kill him this time
I am not allowed to replace Speedy's outfit with Robins.
I am not allowed to bring Madame Rouge home and insist "Everyone just discriminates against her because her accent sounds evil"
I am not allowed to say "Mornin' guvna fancy a cuppa tea" Every time I see Argent
I am not allowed to bring The brain home and insist "He just wants someone to play chess with"
I am not allowed to feed silky zorka berries, and when he explodes feed him the remains, then insist that I am 'Recycling'
I am not allowed to bring Allah home and insist "Beastboy would get along with him"
I am not allowed to Yell "He's burning" and chuck my water on hotspot every time, he goes to attack someone.
I am not allowed to Yell "Flame on" either
I am not allowed to bring any villains home. The titans don't like it.
I am not allowed to run into the battle scene and yell "oc's assemble!"
I am not allowed to lock down all titans towers and scream "THE SKY IS FALLING" through the communicators, thunder and lightning will take this seriously
I am not allowed to go back to Titan's tower
