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Lolcat Warz
It was a buttercup yellow 3x3 inch post it placed perfectly parallel to the upper right corner of his monitor. In purple handwriting:
I am on ur computred looking at ur p0rn.
was printed. Hardison looked at the note and chuckled.
"You know of course this means war."
Holly let out a shriek of surprised laughter as Theodore Roosevelt's face popped out of the coffee cupboard the next morning.
Do U Has MAH BUKKIT? Ol' Ruff and Ready asked with a glower.
"Did you reeeeaaaally think you'd win a lolcatz war with the King of the Geeks? Wooow." Hardison taunted.
"Holly, what's this?" Eliot asked her, he was holding a picture.
Ceiling cat watches u masturbate.
"It's a lolcat." One she'd stuck to Hardison's ceiling this morning.
"Why?" He was jealous. Handsome, strong, BA bad boy Eliot was jealous of a skinny nerd who could only hit or shoot if he first pushed BxR. He had no A to be B except on his Wii.
"As I told Parker, Hardison and I get along so well because I speak enough geek to buy him a Dew and get him to fix my printer. Don't worry." She said reassuringly.
I baked you cookies.
It was written on the same 3x3 buttercup post it, same corner of his monitor, same purple hand. Hardison stared at it.
"What is the meaning of this?" he asked aloud.
"It's a pronoun." Nate offered as he waked by the open office door, chocolate chip cookie in hand. Hardison stuck his tongue out at the man, eyeing his cookie perhaps this was not a trick. He headed to the kitchen.
On the table was a plate, empty save for a sign and crumbs. It was a cat with the caption:
But I eated them.
"Holly!" Hardison roared, using her first name for once. "This is not nerdy, it's evil!" She popped into the kitchen, cookie in hand.
"All's fair in lolcatz and war."
"You still fail." He snipped. She looked at him.
"We should quantify this."
"This what?"
"Nerdy thing, settle it once and for all." He looked at her blankly.
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"Okay, nerd point you for wanting statistics." They laughed.
He found them the 'Nerd Purity' Test.
"53%," she said. "Really?" It was low.
"66%, Ha! I am king geek."
"That test was bias." She protested.
"You're a sore loser." Hardison replied.
