Title: Dial
Rating: K
Pairings: None
Dial
"You have five channels left."
"Raven, how can I-?"
"Choose, Beast Boy."
Welcome to Sci Fi. Today, Sci Fi romance with-
-got to disable the bomb, Steve, or the orphans will-
-what's the deal with airplane food, ri-
-so I says to him, that ain't my baby-
-Don't touch that dial! We'll be right back with more History Channel!
"You're done."
"Raven! No! It's learning!"
"The horror."
