Title: Dial
Rating: K
Pairings: None


Dial

"You have five channels left."

"Raven, how can I-?"

"Choose, Beast Boy."

Welcome to Sci Fi. Today, Sci Fi romance with-

-got to disable the bomb, Steve, or the orphans will-

-what's the deal with airplane food, ri-

-so I says to him, that ain't my baby-

-Don't touch that dial! We'll be right back with more History Channel!

"You're done."

"Raven! No! It's learning!"

"The horror."