51. The Rules || Assorted || T || 524
1. Don't get between Gokudera and his morning coffee.
2. Do not break the omertà; you will be hunted down like a rat and painfully disposed of.
3. You eat Chrome's cooking. And you don't complain. Ever. No matter how bad it is.
4. However...enrolling her in culinary classes is never a bad idea.
5. Hibari's territory is OFF-LIMITS unless your name is Sawada Tsunayoshi.
6. Unless you're Yamamoto, you don't touch Gokudera's explosives or Box Weapons without having a serious death wish.
7. It is common knowledge that whenever Yamamoto goes off on a mission without him, Gokudera becomes a ticking time bomb. Enough said.
8. Likewise, whenever Gokudera is off on a mission without Yamamoto, people start seeing the resemblance between the Rain Guardian and Squalo.
9. Hitting on or harassing Chrome is a very bad idea. Unless you want five overprotective "big brothers", one Varia illusionist, and a psychopath with pineapple hair out for blood.
10. On that note, it is also unwise to stare at a certain brunet boss's behind, for he is a triple threat of naive, gay, and taken (and he who speaks for said brunet is a triple threat of bloodthirsty, sociopathic, and possessive).
11. It is well known that Gokudera suffers from JMS (Jealous Manic Syndrome). That said, flirting with a certain Japanese swordsman is just asking for trouble.
12. *Ahem* If you don't mind, would you please remember to put the toilet seat down?
13. Do not ask Gokudera about his cryptid theories. Seriously. Don't.
14. Don't play a game involving hitting, running, or throwing and expect Yamamoto to play fair.
15. Sharpies are to always be kept in a locked drawer. Period, good-bye, the end.
16. Yes, Colonello and Lal Mirch have a thing. No, you may not bring it up.
17. Yes, Yamamoto's car is a piece of crap. However, it stays, no matter what anyone says.
18. Don't ask about the broken doors.
19. Mission Impossible is not an acceptable soundtrack when on surveillance. Ditto on Kim Possible and Pink Panther.
20. Never, ever put yourself in a situation that puts you on the receiving end of Hibari Kyoya's anger. Ever.
21. Karaoke Night is now prohibited when mixed with alcohol and a video camera.
22. If any tapes labeled KARAOKE NIGHT are found, they are to be immediately turned into Decimo himself. They will then be thoroughly destroyed.
23. You don't eat Bianchi's cooking under any circumstances.
24. Kufufufufu…
25. No matter what, if Chrome calls from the middle of Italy, we will fly out there in a heartbeat to help her, despite two of us being total crap at the language.
26. To all newcomers, asking about the fire extinguishers in every room is not a good idea—just accept that they are there for a reason.
27. Never ask Squalo about his hair.
28. Yes, something happened between Squalo and Yamamoto in the future; no, you may not mention it. At. All.
29. Don't ask Chrome about the eye or her organs. Period. Those are forbidden subjects; we just got her to open up, and we'll be damned if you screw it up now.
30. Respect the ladies or pay the consequences. In fact, just respect everyone and keep your nose clean. Then maybe you'll get to keep it.
