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This will be the same as the broom cupboard chapter; the person's whose POV it is in will have their name in italics after the line.

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James

It was two in the morning when I woke up, ready. This was going to be epic, I thought to myself.

"Fred!" I yelled and whacked a pillow on him so he'd get up.

"Peter! Carl! Isaac!" I continued to yell through the dormitory. "GET UP!"

"Is it time?" I heard Isaac say from the other side of the room.

"Yup. Everyone get dressed and let's go." I said quietly, as not to wake the other year groups. Mind you, I've already yelled so maybe they're already awake. I honestly hope not.

In 5 minutes everyone was dressed and ready and we were tip toeing down the boys dormitories. When we got to the common room there was already 5 people there. Alice, Roxanne, Kelly Richards (yes, the one that kissed me after the Quidditch Final, get over it please), Abigail Oscars and Jade Tomlinson.

"About time." Roxanne said exasperatedly as we sat down in seats around one of the tables in the common room.

"We weren't that long!" Peter snapped. He was sometimes a bit cranky in the morning. You'd have thought he would have gotten used to it with all of my 5 o'clock Quidditch practices but apparently not. Mind you, I had to remind myself, it is 3 hours earlier than that now.

"Ok then." I said, taking control. "We've got approximately 3-4 hours before anyone gets up."

"How do you know that?" Jade asked me.

"Let's just say some people don't check the time when they wake people up." I said while glaring at Fred.

"You need to get over that Jamie. It was the start of the year." Fred said while shaking his head.

"You've done it at least 5 times since then!" I told him.

"Oh yeah. Forgot about them."

"Can we just get on with it?" Alice said. "We're wasting time."

"Ok." I continued on. "We're going to split up into pairs and set up different pranks. As it's the last class day of term the worst they can only give us one detention since we go back home tomorrow."

"What about house points?" Carl asked.

"Well Gryffindor are way ahead anyway. And it's not like they'll take heaps away from us. And besides, this is going to be way better than winning the House Cup." I explained. "So we need to get into pairs. They'll be Roxanne and Alice, Kelly and Abigail, Carl and Isaac, Peter and Jade, Fred and I. Is that ok?"

There was a general murmur of agreement.

"Good. Now does everyone know how to perform a disillusionment charm?" I asked them all. Everyone nodded. "Awesome. So if you see Filch or McGonagall or anyone just charm your partner and that way they shouldn't see you unless you move. Not quite as good as invisibility cloaks but they'll do."

Everyone nodded.

"So each pair is going to be setting up different things. Roxanne and Alice, you'll be getting those firework dragons ready and after that could you put the harmless explosives in the toilets. Kelly and Abigail you'll be setting up those buckets of water. And then on every one out of ten you could add some crushed up Skiving Snackboxes and it should cause a reaction with the water and the stuff in the snackbox which will make them come out in boils or something. Peter and Jade you'll be switching the text books that are in the classes. Carl and Isaac, you can work out how to make the Great Hall actually snow, and once you've done that you can change the password to the Prefects Bathroom, with this-"I handed them a slip of paper.

"Fred and I will be going to the kitchen's to work out some stuff and then putting up posters advertising the things we discussed and finding Peeves. If you've finished make your way to the Great Hall where Carl and Isaac will be and there is a list of other stuff you could do if you have time. Okay guys, let's go."

Fred and I stayed for a minute while everyone left.

"Do you have the map?" Fred asked, referring to the Marauders' Map I 'found' in my Dad's office in the Christmas holidays of our first year.

"Of course." I said pulling out the map. "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" I tapped the map with my wand. "Filch looks like he's actually asleep for once. But Mrs Norris is on the 2nd floor. McGonagall is asleep as well. That's very good luck."

"I reckon. Silly people." Fred grinned wickedly.

"Well come on. We need to get the kitchens." I said and Fred and I ran out of the common room.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" The Fat Lady called to us as we raced down the corridor.

"Like we'd tell her." Fred shook his head in amusement.

"She's been trying to get an answer out of us for years. I don't know why she thinks it's going to work this time."

A few minutes later we were outside the painting of the fruit bowl. Fred tickled the pear and it turned into a green door handle. He opened it and we walked into the kitchens. The House Elves were already getting ready for breakfast, dozens of the little creatures were running around; preparing food, cleaning things and setting the food out on the 5 tables just like the ones in the Great Hall above.

"Anything we can get you sirs?" An elf came up to us.

"Yes please." Fred said happily. "Do you have any of those éclairs?"

"Yes sir!" the elf squeaked and dashed off.

"Now is not the time to eat Fred." I told my food crazy best mate.

"Anytime is the time to eat. Anyway, have you thought about how we are going to do the salt thing?" Fred asked me.

"Well I was just going to ask them." I told him.

"Do you honestly think that's going to work?" he asked in a disbelieving voice.

About 10 minutes later we were leaving the kitchen, both Fred and I eating an éclair and not really believing our luck.

"I can't believe they actually let us do that." Fred said in a shocked manner.

"Neither can I." I admitted. "Oh well. That's one thing down."

"Now what lesson should we schedule our Defence Against the Boring Class?" he asked me, as if he were asking what the weather was going to be like.

"Well what is our first free period?"

"Well first we have potions, then break and then we have a free period." Fred said, consulting his timetable that he brought.

"We'll do it then." I nodded and summoned some parchment from our dormitory. The two of us sat on the ground outside the kitchens with the Marauders Map out in front of us.

"So how are going to make the posters?" Fred asked as my parchment came flying towards us.

"Well I was thinking we just write on a massive piece of parchment and then duplicate it as we are putting it up." I told him.

"Brilliant." He said and I got out an ink bottle from my pocket and wrote in big letters: OFFICIAL DEFENCE AGAINST THE BORING CLASS IS TO BE HELD IN CLASSROOM 12 AFTER BREAK. COME EVEN IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER CLASS ON, THIS IS IMPORTANT.

"Can you do the signature?" I asked Fred. He was quite good at forging signatures (not that we'd tried before, stop looking at us like that!), not as good as Carl but a close second.

"Of course." Fred said and he grabbed the quill and did a very accurate version of Professor McGonagall's signature. Well, I thought to myself, with all the detention notes and other things like that, we had seen it a lot.

"That's great. We'll just put them up on the way to the entrance hall and then the others can have turns putting them places as we need to find Peeves."

"Can't wait. He's going to enjoy paint balling."

It had taken about half an hour to explain to Peeves how to paintball ("And the aim is to hit the students-"Fred had tried to explain) but once he got it he seemed to be really in to it. We just reached the Great Hall and saw Alice and Roxanne running towards us.

"We've got those 3 firework Dragons ready." Roxanne said as they reached us.

"And labelled them 1, 2 and 4." Alice added.

"Genius!" I said. "The Professors will be looking for 3 for ages!"

"Yeah and we went to most of the bathrooms and put the WWW explosives in. They come with this button for when to set them off." Roxanne continued, showing us a red button in her hands.

"Bloody hell that's awesome!" Fred said.

"Yeah and Carl and Isaac worked out how to make it snow in the Great Hall and we're going to stage the snow ball fight at lunch.'' Alice told us. "And they've changed to password to the Prefects bathroom to 'I'm too sexy for my robes' and it shouts it back at them once they the prefect has said it. Plus they've worked out the charm to change everyone's robes pink when they come in the Great Hall, and all the non Gryffindor's hair to flash red and gold."

"Nice work." I approved.

"Kelly and Abigail finished the buckets thing and then they went to the Dungeon's and changed the instructions that Nott always writes up before the day so they are backwards in one of them and then put some WWW fireworks in the caldrons of the dungeon's that don't have the instructions up, and some of the ones that do." Roxanne explained.

"Amazing!" Fred exclaimed.

"And then Peter and Jade swapped all the text books from different classes around so the teachers have to go and find them. They've also put signs with temporary permanent charms on the library and surrounding corridors saying the library is closed for the year." Alice continued.

"That'll freak out the Ravenclaws." I acknowledged.

"Yeah and Dad sent us the most powerful love potion they had at the shop to use on a certain someone." Roxanne smirked.

"Nice work! Always knew Dad was the greatest!" Fred smirked back. "We got the House Elves to change the sugar to salt- all we had to do was ask! Can you believe it? - we stuck up the Defence Against the Boring posters and successfully taught Peeves how to paint ball."

"Well it sounds like we've got everything covered!" I smiled. "Good thing too. It's already 5 and I know Professor Longbottom gets up at 5:30!"

"Today is going to be an interesting day that's for sure." Fred laughed as we made our way back to the Gryffindor common room in a relaxed manner. The calm before the storm I would say would be an appropriate sentiment.


Scorpius

"Mate! You just need to calm down!" Vincent said to me as I hid behind him on the way up the Great Hall for breakfast.

"Calm down! My girlfriend's family is after me! And it's their last day to do anything to me for the year! You'd be jumpy too if you had 2 Potters and 3 Weasleys after your blood!"

"You should be lucky Al hasn't done anything." Vincent told me. "He'd have been the worst since he can get into your dormitory and common room."

"I know. He just threatened that he'd kill me if I broke Rose's heart and I'd never do that so that's fine. But I have 2 of Hogwarts greatest pranksters after me. They could pop up at any moment and then I'd be a dead man."

"BOO!" a shout from behind me. I screamed and whipped around and pulled out my wand.

It was just Al. An Al who was laughing his head off.

"You....should...have...seen...your....face." he wheezed through his laughs.

"Haha, very funny." I said sarcastically as I stuffed my wand back in my robes. "We'll just see how funny it is when you are dragging my cold dead body of to the Forbidden Forest to bury."

"Like I'd do that." Al scoffed. "Who would drag a dead body? I'd levitate you for sure."

My face paled in fear and Vince's turned red with laughter.

"Just kidding Scorp, I wouldn't let James and Fred kill you." Al said, patting my back. "Enforce bodily harm, maybe, but kill? Definitely not."

"Your words bring such comfort to me." I said with as much sarcasm as I could muster as we reached the Great Hall.

And while walking through the doors to Great Hall I felt a spell or charm of some sort wash over me. Looking down I saw my robes had turned pink. Thinking this was probably James and Fred's work for snogging Rose I was relieved but once I'd looked around I saw everyone else's robes pink, and their hair flashing red and gold that feeling evaporated. Great, this means my death is still to come.

"This has James's work all over it." Al said as we sat down at the Slytherin table. I made sure that I was on the side where I could see the Gryffindor table at all times. My back was not going to become an easy target.

"Yeah, but at least everyone else is the same." Vincent sighed. "It makes it better."

"No it doesn't." I argued. "I wish it was just me. That way I would have known that Fred and James had done something to me and it would mean there was less for them to do later."

"You've got a point." Al smirked, looking around at our fellow pink robed, gold and red haired students. "But knowing James, this day is far from over."

"Unfortunately." I moaned. "I'll be dead before sunset."


James

Fred, Roxanne, Alice, Kelly, Jade, Abigail, Peter, Carl, Isaac and I were sitting at the Gryffindor table in hysterics. All 10 of us just couldn't stop laughing as we watched person after person come in the Great Hall and their robes turn a brilliant pink and their hair change to flashing red and gold (unfortunately we had to do it to ourselves or it would have looked suspicious but once we leave the Great Hall we know the spell to get rid of it). When Scorpius, Al and Vincent came in the Hall, Fred and I fell off the benches at the Gryffindor table we were laughing so hard.

We were also enjoying ourselves during to the fact people were spitting out their coffee or tea and different intervals. Yeah, I don't think they wanted salt. Our bad.

"I think it's time." Roxanne said while looking at the Ravenclaw table.

"I think it is." Fred agreed.

Fred, Roxanne, Alice and I got up. Roxanne and Fred proceeded to walk around the Gryffindor table and across to the Ravenclaw, heading for the Great Hall and then turning to look down the Ravenclaw table. Alice and I went the opposite way. The two of us walked at a slower pace so Roxanne and Fred could get their first.

"What do you want Weasleys?"Davies said in a rude tone as Roxanne and Fred reached him.

"Oh we're just doing a survey." Fred said happily, indicating the clipboard in Roxanne's hands.

"Well I don't have time." Davies said and turned around to continue eating.

"But Davies, I think you'll find that rule 165 at Hogwarts states that the Head Boy must always answer any student's questions." Roxanne informed him and Davies was forced to turn around in his seat and face Roxanne and Fred. Coincidently having his back to Alice and me.

"Fine. I'll do your ruddy survey." He said.

"Fabulous." Fred grinned wickedly.

"First off the list is- what is your favourite pastime, besides cheating on girls?" Roxanne started.

While Davies was spluttering a reply, Alice grabbed his goblet of pumpkin juice quickly and quietly off the table. Just as quickly I poured a certain potion in the goblet from a certain Uncle's joke shop. Davies, however, wasn't aware of our presence and was continuing (unwillingly) Roxanne and Fred's made up survey.

"And second-"Fred continued. "- from our reliable sources we have come to the deduction that you are named the worst snogger at Hogwarts. How does that make you feel?"

"Who. Said. That." Davies snarled through clenched teeth.

"Sorry that is classified information until the Ministry see's such time as fit to release it." Roxanne said in her business like tone.

"The Ministry? What does the bloody Ministry have to do with any of this?" Davies snapped as Alice put the goblet back on the table.

"The 'bloody' Ministry, Davies? I thought you were planning to work for the 'bloody' Ministry? That's not going to look good on your application is it? But don't worry about sending the survey to them. We've got it all under control." Fred grinned and Roxanne and came back to the Gryffindor table, trying not to laugh.

Once we all got back to the Gryffindor table all of our gazes were fixed upon William Davies in the middle of the Ravenclaw table. He still looked extremely annoyed at the twins' survey. We watched him eat some food and then, finally, take a sip from his goblet. This of course was enough to send all 10 of us into a massive fit of laughter.

Everyone was looking at us weirdly until a few seconds later when Davies had the whole hall in a hysterical fit.

We saw him say something to his friend. The friend in question looked weirded out and was clearly intent on getting Davies out of the hall.

"BUT I LOVE HER!" Davies shouted. Every single head in the Great Hall whipped around to look at the Head Boy.

"No you don't mate. And it's a pretty lame joke." His friend said (he didn't need to shout, no one in the hall was talking).

Davies punched him. "It's not a joke. I love her." He said breathlessly.

"Who do you love Davies?" I called over to him. Everyone's head quickly flicked to my smirking face and then back to Davies.

"Professor McGonagall." He said breathlessly.

There was silence for a second while everyone stared at the Ravenclaw Quidditch captain, Head Boy, top git, whatever you want to call him. And then, everyone broke into fits of laughter, giggles, chuckles and hysterics.

Everyone quietened down because Davies was speaking again. Professor McGonagall in question was looking at Davies in shock and suspicion. Davies was trying to get towards her.

"I LOVE YOU PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU!" he shouted to screams of laughter. Lucky for him and a disappointment for us, some of his friends (don't know why they like him) pulled him from the Great Hall, all the while Davies was proclaiming his love for McGonagall. Alice, in particular, was laughing hard.

"Take that you filthy cheating bastard!" she shouted triumphantly.

This of course was only the start of our day. We still had much more in store.

During potions Professor Nott didn't notice we had changed his instructions so everyone started doing things backwards, getting very confused as they went on. When we were about half way through our abysmal potions something exploded like a firecracker. In fact, it was a fire cracker. In about 5 caldrons the contents exploded everywhere due to Kelly and Jade putting them in the night before. Nott was furious, of course, but he couldn't tell who had done it. A pretty genius prank I think. Well of course he suspected it was Fred and I (which is ridiculous because it wasn't) but he couldn't pin it on us.

During break Fred and I went to classroom 12 to set up our Defence Against the Boring Class. By the time the bell rang people were pouring into the room. We had about 50 students I reckon.

"Hello Class." Fred said in his most professional teacher's voice. "Welcome to the Defence Against the Boring Class."

"I'm Professor Potter and this is Professor Weasley." I indicated myself and Fred.

"And to start off-"Fred said and he waved his wand. Buckets of Stinksap fell on everyone.

Some people look angry at us but most people were laughing their heads off at the looks on people's faces.

"Lesson Number 1," I told them, "to fight against boring sometimes it is necessary to have others involved."

"For example that would be nearly as funny if there was no one in the room." Fred explained.

"Lesson Number 2," I continued, "is that a classroom is usually quite a boring place to have a lesson in."

"So to fight against boringness in the school it is important that we 'liven up' other classrooms." Fred told the room at large.

"We have stink pellets, fanged frizzbees, skiving snackboxes, WWW fireworks and other various joke shop items." I told them, indicating the items on the teacher's desk.

"Your assignment for today's lesson is to disrupt as many classrooms with these objects as you can." Fred explained.

"For everyone who does this you will get full marks for today's lesson."

"And 3...2....1....FIGHT AGAINST THE BORING!" Fred and I yelled and then got quickly out of the way before we got trampled.

After everyone had left with the pranking items Fred and I turned to each other.

"A top lesson if I say so myself Professor Weasley."

"I couldn't agree with you more Professor Potter."

Then we started laughing.

"It's time to see our students at work I think." Fred suggested.

"Definitely. And while we are at it we can think of a suitable punishment for Malfoy for snogging our dear cousin."

"Most definitely." We grinned and ran out of the classroom, which was still covered in Stinksap.


Vincent

He's officially lost it. Officially.

And to think, Scorp is usually the calm one in the group (apart from when it comes to exams). But at this time, he is freaking out. It's actually quite hilarious. Every movement anyone makes, any sound that's slightly out of the ordinary (and some perfectly in the ordinary) makes Scorpius jump about mile into the air and whip out his wand.

"Scorp, you'll be fine." I told my very paranoid friend as he stowed his wand away for the 57th time that day.

"No. I told you before, I really won't." He said his eyes wide and looking around for any sign of the 3 Weasleys and 2 Potters.

"MALFOY!" there was a shout from behind us and Scorpius screamed and turned around to face 2 redheaded 4th years, running towards him.

"We need to talk to you Malfoy." Hugo Weasley said, his blue eyes glaring at my best mate, whose already pale face was going paler by the second.

"Could you give us a few minutes Vincent?" Lily Potter asked me as she twirled her wand in her hands.

"Sure." I said happily, not wanting to be on the receiving end on one of Lily Potter's infamous Bat Bogey Hexes.

Scorpius was looking at me with wide eyes. But realistically, Slytherins aren't the loyal ones. For example, given the choice we will always choose to save our own necks. Besides, it's not like 2 fourth years are going to kill him.

"I'll just go and find Al." I said and hurried away from the two redheads who were glaring daggers at Scorpius.

My poor, poor best friend.


Fred

"Bummer." James said as we looked down at a certain three people on the landing below us.

"I know." I agreed. "I can't believe Lily and Hugo got there before us."

"Ah well." James sighed. "We'll just have to have the finale."

"Yeah, after Roxy has had a word with him."

"Well let's go to lunch then." James suggested and we made our way to the Great Hall for lunch.


Al

Sitting at the Slytherin table with Lauren I wondered where my two best friends were. Admittedly, Scorp was acting really weird today. He kept jumping at everything and freaked out at every tiny little noise. I have to admit, it's quite funny.

"Where's Scorpius?" I asked Vincent as he plonked down on the seat in front of me.

"On the first floor with Lily and Hugo." Vincent said calmly as he helped himself to Sheppard's pie.

"And you left him to deal on his own?" I asked him.

"I'm not stupid. I know about your sister's reputation as an able caster of the Bat Bogey Hex." Vincent said through a mouthful of food. Well that's what he tried to say. It came out differently, but I got the message.

"I guess Scorp wasn't as lucky." I said as the boy in question sat down next to Vincent.

His hair was still gold and red from this morning, the robes still a shocking pink but now his skin had turned a sickly green colour (obviously a mix of two curses) and he had small bogeys flying around his head.

"Your family is mental." He told me as he too helped himself to lunch. "But at least I'm half way through."

"Not really. You've still got everyone who's out of Hogwarts." I smirked.

Scorpius started banging his head on the table. "I'm doomed. I'm doomed. I'm doomed." He moaned repeatedly.

"Stop doing that Scorpo." Vince said. "You'll damage your head."

Scorpius ignored him. "Of course I had to choose a girlfriend who has a bijillion family members that hate my family's guts."

"It's your own fault really." Vincent told him.

"It might not be too bad." I reasoned with him. "I mean you've met them all before. And most of them like you. Like Grandma, Aunty Fleur, Uncle Bill, Teddy, Victoire, Louis, Uncle Charlie, Uncle Percy, Aunty Audrey, Molly, Lucy, Aunty Angelina, Roxanne, Aunty Hermione, Dad, Mum, me and Rose. So really you've only got to worry about Dominique (but she won't do anything too bad, too busy worrying about her looks), Grandpa maybe because he really does hate your grandfather and you look a lot like him but Grandma will make sure he doesn't do anything, I would worry about Uncle George because he's got a whole joke shop to terrorise you with but Aunty Angelina won't let him do too much damage, well you've already suffered the wrath of Hugo and Lily so that's them done, although Roxanne likes you I'm sure she'll have a word with you but you won't get hurt, James and Fred are morons but I'd watch out and then there is Uncle Ron. I feel sorry for you for him."

"Great." Scorpius said sarcastically. "I've got about half of your family to deal with."

"It's only 9 people and you've already handled 2 so it's only 7 left." I told him.

"And anyway, Rose will get angry at them if they do too much. You should be glad she's on your side." Vince added helpfully.

"I suppose." Scorpius said.

We continued our lunch. Vincent, Lauren and I had a debate over which Quidditch team would win the league this year ("It's gotta be the Harpies." Lauren had said. "They've got Peters as their seeker."). While Scorpius worried about what else was in store for him from my family. Suddenly, about 5 minutes into lunch, white stuff started falling onto of us. A few seconds made me realise it was snow. Snow? In June? In the Great Hall? James and Fred. After a few minutes the hall was full of snow.

There was a shout of "SNOWBALL FIGHT!" from the Gryffindor table and suddenly everyone was throwing balls of snow at each other.


Roxanne

All 10 of us Gryffindor seventh years shouted "SNOWBALL FIGHT!" at the top of our lungs and started throwing as much snow as we could at the other houses. At the moment I was in a vicious war with Peter (my boyfriend, not the Gryffindor chaser who was in on this prank) and was throwing the snowballs as hard as I could. I'd have to thank my family for having lots of vicious, snowball fighting, guys later. You learnt the art of snowball fighting from an early age.

After about 20 minutes of throwing snow the hall was a lot colder and wet than before. Glancing at the door to the Great Hall I saw Scorpius Malfoy leave. Thinking this might be my only chance to talk to him about Rose I ran out of the hall. Once outside the hall I spotted him with Al and Vincent walking towards the dungeons, they obviously had a free period next.

"MALFOY!" I shouted after his back. I saw him jump about a mile in the air and pull out his wand. Merlin the boy was paranoid. It was James and Fred, not me, that he should be looking out for.

"Hey Roxy." Al said.

"Hi Roxanne." Vincent added. Scorpius just looked scared.

"Hi Vince, Al." I said.

"Well bye." Vincent said and he dragged Al down the stairs towards the Slytherin common room, leaving Scorpius with me.

"Hi." Scorpius said awkwardly, his hand twitched and I knew he was thinking of getting his wand out in case I started jinxing him. Although if the few bogeys still whacking him on the top of his head were anything to go by, he'd already been hexed by Lily, and probably Hugo.

"Look, I'm not going to threaten you, the rest of my family will do that enough for the whole of Hogwarts, heck enough for the whole Wizarding world." I told him seriously. He let out a sigh and he looked much calmer.

"That's good. Thanks." He said.

"I know you really like Rose and you'd never purposely hurt her. I just wanted to say that. Because I know you wouldn't even think of hurting her. Good luck." I said.

"Thanks again." He smiled. "But good luck for what?"

"Well good luck for your relationship with Rose of course. But then also good luck for whatever Fred and James have planned for you." I smirked and turned to resume the snowball fight in the Great Hall.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY PLANNED? CAN YOU TELL ME?" he called after me. I just continued walking.

That poor, poor boy.


James

Fred and I were just leaving the Great Hall after an excellent lunch and snowball fight when we saw one of the (firework) dragons Alice and Roxanne had set loose with a number 4 in big letters on its back. We started laughing, and then saw Professor McGonagall running after it with her walking stick, obviously trying to hit it with a spell, of course at this we laughed even harder. McGonagall obviously heard us laughing because she turned around and walked towards us, her mouth getting thinner with every step she took.

"You two." She snarled.

"Yes Professor." We said cheerily.

"Where is the 3rd Dragon?" she asked us. "We've caught 1 and 2 but can't find the 3rd."

"I don't know Professor." I said truthfully. Since there wasn't a third, I had no idea where it was.

"Well you two better not do anything else to disrupt the school than what you've already done. I mean honestly, changing the books from the classrooms, the snowball fight, the dragons, salt in the sugar, those buckets of water and something else in them, I know you changed the prefects bathroom, Davies' love potion, the changed robe colours and hair this morning, and those posters that said the library was closed almost gave some Ravenclaws and Miss Weasley a heart attack-" she ranted on, although I'm sure I saw a glimmer of a smirk when she said that last one. "And of course you two were responsible for half of my class not turning up to cause chaos in the rest of the school."

"Can you prove that Professor?" Fred asked politely.

"If I could then you two would not be standing there." She said. "I haven't seen anything this bad since 1995. And before that, 1978. You're just as bad as the Weasley Twins and the Marauders."

Fred and I grinned each other. These guys were our idols (and in some cases, relatives) so it was nice to know we were as good as them.

"Well I have to say your Uncle," she indicated both of us, "your grandfather," she nodded at me, "would have been proud. Merlin, your dad is going to be over the moon." She told Fred.

Then Professor McGonagall did something she doesn't do often; she smiled.

"Very funny boys." She said and then turned around to walk off when SPLAT! She got hit with a paintball. "PEEVES!" she roared while Fred and I roared with laughter.

We were still cracking up when Fred reminded me of something, or a certain someone.

"Mate." He said, suddenly coming out of his laughing fit. "We need to finish with Davies."

"Shoot." I whacked my forehead. "I completely forgot. Let's get to the Greenhouses now." And with that, the two of us rushed off towards the grounds.


Alice

"Now do you reckon?" I asked the group as Roxanne, Jade, Kelly, Abigail and I hid near the main girls' bathroom on the second floor.

"Definitely." Roxanne said.

"On the count of three?" Jade suggested.

"One..." Kelly started.

"Two..." Abigail continued.

"Three!" we all said as I pushed my hand on the button.

Screams could be heard not only from the bathroom next to us but from different floors of the school as many (and I mean many) toilets exploded with WWW non damaging explosives. The five of us were laughing our heads off at the herd of squealing girls that we running fast out of the bathroom door.


James

"Who knew studying for the Herbology N. E. W. T was going to be useful?" I said as Fred and I carried a Venomous Tentacular into the castle under the invisibility cloak.

"Yeah. I can't believe I said I'd never need to know that Venomous Tentaculas get angry when you drop them from a large height? That is a piece of golden information." Fred agreed as we made our way to the first floor landing where (conveniently) you could see there was a banister where you could lean over and see the entrance hall below.

"Perfect." I grinned.

"You know what, mate?" Fred said as we took off the invisibility cloak. "I'll get Alice. I really think this is something you should do together."

"Thanks. I think she's on the second floor. I'm pretty sure I heard the bathrooms explode just now."

"Awesome. I'll see you soon." He said and then disappeared.

A few minutes later Alice ran up to me. "You've got it?" she asked breathlessly.

"You bet." I said, indicating the Tentacula which was trying to bite me.

"And there he is." She pointed out a person's brown hair in the mist of people in the Great hall.

"Ready?" I asked.

"Ready!" she answered as she swished and flicked her wand and the Venomous Tentacula soared from the landing over the students in the Entrance hall.

"One." I started and gripped her left hand in my right.

"Two." She continued and squeezed my hand.

"Three." We grinned and Alice broke the spell.

At once there was panic in the Entrance Hall as one Venomous Tentacula landed right on target; on one William Davies' head. Immediately the plant's vicious arms (for want of a better word) wrapped around a certain Ravenclaw student and started biting every inch of him. Alice and I were laughing our heads off. That git getting what he deserves.

"Thanks." Alice said quietly as Davies got helped by Professor Flitwick.

"For what?" I turned towards her.

"For helping me give that git what he deserves, being there for me, this-"she said and put her lips to mine once more.

As we were snogging we both felt something disgusting, slimy and wet fall on top of us.

"Ergh what is this?" Alice said, indicating the grey sticky stuff all over us.

"That'd be troll bogeys." We heard a shout from above us.

Alice and I looked up to see 5 people standing on the second floor landing with smirks on their faces. Peter Finnigan, Lily Potter, Rose, Roxanne and Fred Weasley. In short; the Gryffindor Quidditch team.

"Maybe you'll think again about missing practice, Captain." Fred smirked at the two of us. "That stuff is almost impossible to get off."

"This is all your fault James Sirius Potter." Alice muttered teasingly as we tried (and failed) to get the stuff off us.

"My fault? Who was the one who distracted me from Quidditch in the first place?" I teased back.

"Oh alright." She smiled. "You win."

"Good." And I leaned in for another kiss. And don't worry; we'd got the troll bogeys off our lips. I'm not that cruel.


Fred

"Only one more thing to go now." I said happily as we ate our dinner that evening. After about an hour of pleading we had finally given in and taken the troll bogeys off Alice and James. But they did deserve it, they missed Quidditch practice! We did say we'd get them back.

"Why yes Mr Weasley," James observed (we'd agreed to get Malfoy tomorrow on the train, that way he'd be paranoid for awhile which makes it even better), "you would be right."

"Ready on 3!" Peter smirked as he grabbed a dish of mashed potato.

"One." Isaac called as other people around us grabbed something.

"Two." Carl continued on.

"Three." Roxanne smirked.

"FOOD FIGHT!" We all shouted and started throwing food and anyone and everyone we could reach.


James

"FOOD FIGHT!" All 10 of us shouted as we threw food at everyone.

I have to say it was oddly satisfying throwing different types of food at students and teachers (although I avoided hitting Professor Longbottom for obvious reasons). It was even satisfying to get hit by the occasional piece of flying food.

All in all, it was a satisfying end to a wicked 7 years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Author's note: I'd like to start out this Author's note by giving a HUGE apology to you all. This chapter took way to long in my opinion to write (although time did fly) this chapter. I'm not going to make excuses but I'm sorry for keeping you wait. I'm going to try and finish this story by the 3rd of Feburary because that's when my summer holidays end and it'll be good to start a new year at school with a new story.

This chapter is the longest I've ever written (over 6000 words and just over 13 pages on word) so I hope that makes up for some of the wait. It's around twice the size of my previous longest chapter.

I'd like to thank everyone who sent me different pranks (sorry if I couldn't fit yours in). The thanks are to:

Chocolate fish- the salt in the sugar and buckets of water over doors

LoonyLovegoodLuvr- Something involving Venomous Tentacula

Wishfulthinking123- the 'sheep' prank (although I used firework dragons, more mayhem), labelling 3 'sheep' 1, 2 and 4 so everyone looks for number 3.

Nymphadora 'Dora' Tonks- Love potion (genius!), enchanting the ceiling to make it snow, SNOWBALL FIGHT

Kris 77- Changing the robes to pink and people's hair to flash Gryffindor colours.

Things I stole off 150 things not to do at Hogwarts:

Changing the password for the prefects' bathroom, Defence Against the Boring Class, the Library is closed, following potions instructions backwards and introducing Peeves to paintballing.

If you recognise anything, I probably took it off them and therefore do not own it.

As for the chapter, I hope you enjoyed it. It was really hard to write (I'm not usually good at writing humour) so I hope my hard work paid off! Please tell me in a review.

Sorry about the long author's note.

ONLY TWO CHAPTERS TO GO!!!

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