Alright everyone! Time for our next chapter! In this chapter, Toshiro has another weird week. Well, here's chapter 54!
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Day 1
Today on this fine day in the Seireitei, in squad 10, we see Toshiro working on paperwork.
" -sigh-...Of all people, Rangiku had to be my Lieutenant. Why can't I get a normal Lieutenant that helps me?" asked Toshiro. Toshiro then stops for a bit and lays back in his chair. " I don't know why, but I have a feeling something weird is gonna happen today..." said Toshiro. Just then Rangiku comes into the office.
" Rangiku, you're here. Do the paperwork. Now!" commanded Toshiro. " Ohh...Captain,...why don't we just forget about the paperwork and...relax..." said Rangiku as she went over to her Captain, and wrapped her arms around his neck with a smile. " Wh-what the-? Rangiku, what are you doing?" asked Toshiro a bit confused. " Oh, come on, Captain. You're always so tense...Learn to take life easy..." said Rangiku as she purred in her Captain's ear.
"...Rangiku, are you trying to seduce me?" asked Toshiro. "...I don't know...Would you like that?" asked Rangiku with a smirk. " Rangiku,...I have a girlfriend..." said Toshiro. " Oh, come on, Captain...What Captain Raiyorin doesn't know won't hurt her!" said Rangiku as she leaned her face towards her Captain's. Toshiro's eyes widen at Rangiku's actions. Toshiro then forcefully pushes Rangiku off of him and runs to the door.
" Come back, Captain! This was getting good!" said Rangiku as she went after her Captain before he closed the door on her and sealed it with kido.
"...That was...creepy..." said Toshiro with a shiver as he left his squad.
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Later in the streets, we see Toshiro taking a walk.
" Ugh...I can't believe Rangiku was trying to come on to me...Yuck...I never want to experience that ever again." said Toshiro. Just then Toshiro sees Izuru running towards him.
" Oh, Captain Hitsugaya, you gotta help me..." said Izuru. " What's wrong?" asked Toshiro. " It's Momo...I went to visit her today and for some reason...She...She was trying to....To seduce me or something..." said Izuru. " Really? Weird...Rangiku was just doing the same thing to me." said Toshiro. " Oh no...You don't think they could be-.." started Izuru before the two men heard Momo call out to him.
" Izuru! Where are you, my darling?" called Momo. " Oh, crap...Gotta go. Bye, Captain!" said Izuru before he ran off. Toshiro just stares at the man.
" Wow..I wonder what Izuru was talking about..." said Toshiro as he continues to walk.
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Later as Toshiro is walking, he sees Renji being pinned down by Rukia, who has a very weird look on her face.
" ARGH! RUKIA! LET ME GO! SOMEONE MIGHT SEE!" yelled Renji. " Oh, relax...It's not like everyone won't know what we're doing..." said Rukia with a giggle as she tugged on Renji's sash.
" Gah! But what if Captain Kuchiki sees?!" asked Renji. " Relax....Nii-sama won't find out...Now time to have fun.." said Rukia as she pulled off the sash. Toshiro just quickly turns his eyes away from the sight.
" Ugh...Renji and Rukia doing it? No thanks...I don't wish to see that..." said Toshiro as he kept on walking.
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Later when Toshiro gets to squad 9, he sees Shuuhei running past him like he was being chased by a flesh eating monster.
" ...I wonder what's up with him..." said Toshiro. Just then Raiyorin is running down the hall in the same direction Shuuhei was coming from.
" Shuuhei! Wait! I wasn't do-...-gasp- TOSHIRO!" yelled Raiyorin in happiness. Toshiro then turns his head and is then knocked down by his girlfriend jumping on him.
"Ah! Lady Raiyorin, what are doing?" asked Toshiro as he felt his girlfriend ontop of him. Raiyorin just smiles as she kissed her boyfriend lovingly.
" Oh, Toshiro, I love you so much..." said Raiyorin with a smile. " I love you, too, darling...But why'd you jump me?" asked Toshiro. Raiyorin just giggles as she starts to loosen Toshiro's sash.
" RAIYORIN! Wh-What are you doing?!" asked Toshiro in surprise. "...Toshiro...I'm horny..." said Raiyorin with a smirk. " ...Excuse me?" asked Toshiro. " Let's make love!" said Raiyorin as she tried to take the sash off, but Toshiro is trying to prevent her from doing it.
" Argh...Ok, but not here!" said Toshiro. " No! Here! Now!" said Raiyorin as she pulled off the sash and pinned her boyfriend down. Toshiro just stares at her with wide eyes.
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Day 2.
In squad 10, in the office, we see Toshiro twitching a bit as he sits on the couch.
"...Y-Yesterday...W-was weird...Rangiku tried to seduce me...Momo was trying to sleep with Izuru...Rukia pretty much raped Renji...And Lady Raiyorin...was really horny...." said Toshiro with a shiver. " Why do I feel the weirdness is continuing today?" asked Toshiro with a little whine.
Just then Rangiku comes into the office with a big smile on her face.
" Morning, Captain! Isn't this a fine morning?!" asked Rangiku in a happy tone. " ...Rangiku, I want you to do all of the paperwork today! Don't think I'm letting you off easy for your actions yesterday!" said Toshiro. " Oh come on, Captain! Don't let the past get you down! Turn that frown upside down!" said Rangiku with a smile.
" ...What the hell?" asked Toshiro. " Oh, Captain! Isn't this a great day to be happy?!" asked Rangiku. "...Rangiku, are you drunk?" asked Toshiro. " Of course not! I'm too happy to drink!" said Rangiku.
"....Ok then...I'm going to squad 9 now..." said Toshiro as he got up and slowly walked out the door.
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Later in the streets, as Toshiro is walking, he sees Momo come up to him skipping happily.
" Hi, Shiro-chan!" said Momo with a big smile. " It's Captain Hitsugaya, Bed-wetter..." said Toshiro. " Oh, stop being such a grump! It's a day to be happy!" sang Momo. "...Momo, did you take your medicine today?" asked Toshiro.
" Of course! I wouldn't be so happy if I didn't! Come, Shiro-chan, let's skip!" said Momo as she grabbed her friend's arm before Toshiro pulled it back. " No thanks...I'm going to squad 9 now..." said Toshiro as he started to walk away. " Alright then! Tell Little Raiyorin I said hi!" said Momo as she skipped away.
"...Ok now Momo's acting weird..." said Toshiro as he continued to walk.
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Later, he sees Rukia singing a song to Renji, while Renji covers his ears.
" Oh, what a beautiful day to be happy! Don't be sappy! Be happy! Like the rabbit gikon Chappy!" sang Rukia. " Rukia! Shut the hell up!" yelled Renji. " Don't be sad! Be happy! Turn that frown upside down!" sang Rukia. Toshiro just stares as he starts to chuckle a bit.
"...Rukia's happy too...But that song's just hilarious...." said Toshiro as he continued to walk.
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Later in squad 9, we see Toshiro entering Raiyorin's room.
" Good morning, Lady Raiyorin." said Toshiro as he went over and sat next to his girlfriend. Toshiro then sees Raiyorin has a big smile on her face.
"...Oh no..." muttered Toshiro sorta knowing what was about to happen. " Hi, Toshiro! Isn't this a great day to be happy?!" asked Raiyorin with a big smile. " Uh...I guess." said Toshiro. " Isn't it wonderful?! I feel like singing!" said Raiyorin. " Please don't..." said Toshiro. " Ok then! Let's go frolic through the garden!" said Raiyorin as she got up and dragged her boyfriend out of the room.
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Day 3.
The next day in squad 10, we see Toshiro walking down the hall.
" God..There was too much happiness going on yesterday..." said Toshiro as he contnuied to walk. When he gets into the office he sees Rangiku sitting on the couch...nude. Toshiro's eye then twitches a bit.
" RANGIKU! What the hell do you think you're doing?" asked Toshiro shielding his eyes. " Oh come on, Captain! Isn't it fun to be nude for once?" asked Rangiku. " ...Rangiku,...I'm going out...Put on clothes..." said Toshiro as he left the office.
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Later in the streets as Toshiro passes by squad 5, he sees Momo sitting in the garden, nude.
" Oh my god...Momo! Why are you naked?!" asked Toshiro. " Oh, hi, Shiro-chan! Today's a perfect day to be nude!" said Momo. " Put clothes on!" said Toshiro. " But...But the breeze feels good!" said Momo. " Pfft...whatever...your fault if perverts see..." said Toshiro as he walked away.
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Later as he passes by squad 6, he sees Rukia skipping through the division, nude, and Renji is chasing her with a blanket.
" Rukia! Get back here! Captain Kuchiki's gonna kill me if he sees!" said Renji as he continued to chase his friend. Toshiro's eye just twitches a bit.
"...Is every girl streaking today?" asked Toshiro.
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Later when he gets to squad 9, Toshiro sees Shuuhei come out of the office with wide eyes.
" Shuuhei? What's wrong?" asked Toshiro. " Oh...Captain Hitsugaya....Captain Raiyorin's in there...naked." said Shuuhei. " Oh god..." groaned Toshiro. "But she looked hot..." said Shuuhei. Toshiro just stares at the older man for a few seconds.
Meanwhile in the office.
" Hm..I wonder where Toshiro is." said Raiyorin as she continued to do paperwork. Just then she hears a loud thump. " I wonder what that was." said Raiyorin. Just then Toshiro comes into the room rubbing his fist.
" Oh, hi, Toshiro!" said Raiyorin with a smile. Toshiro just stares at his girlfriend for a few seconds, letting his hormones go wild. " Toshiro?" said Raiyorin staring at her boyfriend. Toshiro just picks up his girlfriend and lays her on the floor and gets on top of her.
"...I love today..." said Toshiro as he kissed his girlfriend.
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Day 4
The next day in squad 10, in the office we see Toshiro doing paperwork.
" Ugh...Can't believe yesterday all the girls were running around naked...Though I did have some fun with Lady Raiyorin...Then again something didn't seem right about it...I forgot what it was...Ah, it's probably not important anyway." said Toshiro as he continued to work. Just then Rangiku comes into the room.
" Oh, Captain, there's something I have to tell you." said Rangiku. " What is it?" asked Toshiro. " ....I don't like to do paperwork because...I fear of getting papercuts." said Rangiku. " ....Ok...So that's...excuse number 3902?" asked Toshiro. " No I'm serious! I fear papercuts! I also fear kittens!" said Rangiku. " ...And you're telling me this because?" asked Toshiro. " I don't know...I feel like being truthful today..." said Rangiku.
"...Ok...Well I'm going out. Do the paperwork....You won't get a papercut." said Toshiro as he left the office.
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Later in the streets as he's walking, Toshiro sees Momo come up to him.
" Shiro-chan, I have something to get off of my chest. I still wet the bed..." said Momo. Toshiro just stares at the girl, trying his best not to laugh.
" I-I...I se-...I see...." said Toshiro, trying to hold back a laugh. "I also still call you Shiro-chan because I still think of you as the little boy I lived with in Rukongai. And also I wasn't the one that told everyone that you still sleep with that teddy bear thing Little Raiyorin made you. It was Rangiku." said Momo.
"....I knew it." said Toshiro with a growl. " Ok, well...Bye, Shiro-chan!" said Momo as she walked off. " Wow...Momo told me the truth too..." said Toshiro as he kept on walking.
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Later, Toshiro sees Rukia sitting with Renji.
"..Renji..I have something to confess...I-I...I'm in love with Ichigo!" said Rukia. " What?! Of all people?! You like him?!" asked Renji. " I know...I know...I also was the one who dyed your hair pink that day in the real world too.." said Rukia. " WHAT?! I beat up Ichigo for that!" said Renji.
Toshiro just stares at the too.
"...So Rukia's in love with Ichigo...Ew, but...I guess it's sweet." said Toshiro as he continued to walk.
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Later when he reaches squad 9, he sees Shuuhei walking out of the office with a pissed expression.
" Shuuhei, what's wrong?" asked Toshiro. " Piss off..." said Shuuhei as he continued to walk. "...What's wrong with him?" wondered Toshiro. Toshiro then enters the office.
" Oh, hi, Toshiro!" said Raiyorin with a smile. " What's wrong with Shuuhei?" asked Toshiro. " I told him that I knew he secretly had a thing for me and that I would no way be ever interested in him. Guess he took it harder than I thought..." said Raiyorin. " Oh, I see." said Toshiro.
" Toshiro, there's something I also have to tell you." said Raiyorin. " ....What is it?" asked Toshiro. " Toshiro, I love you with my heart, but I think you're a jerk." said Raiyorin. Toshiro just stares at the woman as his eye twitches a bit.
"....I see...Anything else?" asked Toshiro. " Yes. I was the one who let Rangiku go to the bar two weeks ago when you made her do the paperwork. And also the reason why you lost your voice again after the first time during our vacation when I let you have my ice cream with peach syrup on top wasn't an accident. I let you have it to shut you up again." said Raiyorin. Toshiro just glares at the girl.
"....What?" asked Raiyorin with an innocent look.
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Day 7
Today in squad 10, in the office, we see Toshiro just sitting back looking out the window.
" -sigh-. Monday, the girls were trying to seduce or sleep with the guys they hang around. Tuesday, they were all happy. Wenesday, they were all naked. Thursday, they were telling the truth. Friday, they were scared of everything that touched them. Yesteray, they were all so quiet..." said Toshiro. " I remember now what's wrong with all of them..." said Toshiro. Just then Raiyorin comes into the room.
" Hi, Toshiro!" said Raiyorin with a smile. Toshiro just growls at the girl. " I said I was sorry! I didn't mean to make you lose your voice again!" said Raiyorin as she hugged him. " Alright...I'll forgive you this one time." said Toshiro. " And also remind me to stay away from any females this time next month." said Toshiro. " Why?" asked Raiyorin.
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Meanwhile in squad 4. We see Unohana sitting back in her chair and Hanatarou standing next to her.
" Wow...I can't believe it happened agian! Every girl in Gotei 13 was PMSing at the same time." said Unohana. " Captain Unohana. Why weren't you PMSing?" asked Hanatarou. " Oh, Hananatarou...I'm much too old to be doing that anymore." said Unohana with a giggle. " Captain, how old are you?" asked Hanatarou.
"...I'll tell you when you become my age." said Unohana with a smile.
Ok well that was chapter 54 :) Review and no flames! ;o
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