Hello readers and welcome to my new chapter. Got some help from DragonKingDragneel in this chapter, so give some thanks to him. Here, they're gonna read an interesting use of the rasengan. So, enjoy.
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Reading Ch 50: Master of Baked Arts
"I'll read this time!" Ruby volunteered, getting the book. She turn the page and started reading. "Chapter 50: Master of Baked Arts…."
"Ingredient mixing technique!" Blake randomly called out, surprising everyone around her. Every single person was confused by the normally quiet girl, who was reading a romance novel about three people who were on different sides of a war at the moment, started to shout something out. Blake on the other hand, was more angry at herself that it had only crossed her mind now.
Naruto's Secret mixing technique the Shopkeeper was talking about.
She wanted to learn it.
"Yeah, that would confuse people if she yelled out like that," Pyrrha noted.
"Still, I can't blame her," Ruby mumbled. "I wanna know Naruto's super secret mixing technique too." Just think of the cookies she could make with that!
"Yeah! Sounds awesome!" Nora whooped. Greatest pancakes in the world, here comes Nora!
"What are you talking about?" Weiss asked with a frown. She and Yang had been throwing small pouting fits for awhile now. The two of them had taken awhile to realize it, about three hours give or take, but they had both realized something.
Naruto and Ruby together had formed Ruko.
Naruto and Blake together had formed Beauty.
Ruby smiled and Blake smirked. Ruby just because the fusion concept was awesome to her, and Blake because she had one up on Weiss and Yang.
Yang and Weiss glared at Blake, and Weiss also threw a glare at Ruby. Ruby flinched back from it.
They hadn't fused with Naruto yet, but at the same time they didn't know how to go about asking the blond to fuse. They also wanted to wait until they were alone with him, because one of them asked, the other three team members would start asking as well. It would turn into a huge mess, so they were biding their time.
Of course, they didn't know they were thinking the same thing.
Nora laughed while Yang and Weiss glared at each other.
"They're very scary," Jaune whispered to Ren, who rolled his eyes and agreed silently with the blond.
"Moo the mat mow?" Ruby said with her mouth full, not sure what Blake had been talking about. She was currently eating some very well prepared meat from Naruto's grill.
"What she said." Weiss agreed with Ruby, and Blake looked at Naruto.
"Your secret, the one that lets use blend together ingredients at the cellular level. Your cooking technique! I wanted to ask you to teach me it." Blake said, and she knew Naruto. Naruto was the selfless kind of guy that would never say no to somebody he-
"No." Naruto told her, and everyone was surprised.
Naruto... the man who would give his friends anything, just flat out told a person no? Right to their face, before they could even get their hopes all the way up.
"Did you honestly think getting his secret mixing recipe was going to be easy?" Spirit asked in amusement. "It's like asking Ruby to tell you how to remake Crescent Rose."
"NOT MY BABY!" she cried, throwing her arms around herself like she was protecting her missing scythe.
Blake sighed. He had a point. But still, it would have been nice to know.
"S-sorry?" Blake asked in shock, and Naruto looked at her sternly.
"I said no. That secret is my Rasengan, and it was created by the leader of my village... the late Lord Fourth. He taught it to my Master, and my Master taught it to me. I'm not teaching it to you. It is a technique for my children, and my apprentices only." Naruto told her with his tone taking a dangerous tone. If she tried to push this, fuck the homework, he would take off these handcuffs right now and move all of Team RWBY out of his room for the rest of the night.
"Oh, I'm sorry I asked then." Blake said, very disappointed that she didn't learn how to perfectly mix together foods for such a perfect blend.
"Sheesh, harsh." Yang commented with a raised eyebrow, and she was currenly laying on her side with her hand in Weiss' lap, since she didn't have free access to moving it around.
"If your other touches me inappropriately, Yang, I swear, I'll-"
"Yeash! Why would I touch you in such a way?! You're lacking in the chest department, Weissy-boo!"
Weiss screeched at the blonde bitch.
"What? Would you teach everyone how to use your weapon, how about you Ruby. Would you give away the blueprints to Cresent Rose?" Naruto asked some of the girls. Blake and Weiss didn't really have any secret techniques to call their own, just their normal abilities and their Semblences, which couldn't really be taught to other people.
"Hell no I wouldn't." Yang admitted, since of course she wouldn't teach people how to use her weapon. Then again, it wasn't like her weapon was all that special. There were copies of it being sold, she had seen a black version of it being sold before. The person who had bought it equipped the weapon to his ankles... most likely for explosive kicks instead of punches. It was the exact same weapon, only colored black.
Unlike Ruby, she didn't actually design her weapon, she made it... using the blueprints for an already existing weapon.
So she cheated, sue her.
"I'm still upset that she did that." Ruby grumbled, crossing her arms. Yang rolled her eyes at her sister.
"Come on Ruby, stop being so sour about it."
"We're suppose to design our own weapon, not copy an existing one!"
"It take too much work! And beside, your scythe isn't exactly unique."
"Name anyone, other than Uncle Qrow, who wields a scythe?"
Yang stayed silent, thinking about it, before pouting. Ruby smirked. "See? And it's not like Uncle Qrow's scythe, shotgun, and sword combo. Mine is a scythe and high impact sniper rifle combo." She said proudly.
"Not my baby!" Ruby called out, and she crossed her arms to form a X to prove a point. She was not teaching anyone the ins and outs of her weapon.
"You got that right!" Ruby said with a stern nod. Anybody who tries to force her will meet the end of Crescent Rose.
Her face went blank for a moment, before she looked at Naruto. "This... secret mixer blender Rasengan... does it make cookies?" Ruby asked Naruto dead seriously, and Naruto nodded his head.
Ruby froze, her eyes slowly widening. "Is she really gonna get that perfect blend?" Ruby whispered, drooling a little.
Yang sweatdropped. Trust Ruby to get cuckoo over sweets.
"Just get me the stuff to make it with, and sure. I could make a huge cookie in like-" Naruto started to saw, before his room was filled with the screams of two pained girls and rose petals. His door was forcefully opened up, and Ruby had dragged Weiss and Yang out with her for her pursuit of the perfect cookie.
Silence pass through the hall as everyone processed what happened. "Didn't Yang, just several hours ago in the book, drag both Ruby and Weiss to a bathroom with no difficulty?" Ren questioned, sweatdropping.
Yang shivered. "Don't underestimate Ruby when it comes to sweets and strawberries. When something gets in the way of them, she would get the same amount of strength I get when I'm angry." She discovered that the hard way, when she took some of Ruby's strawberries. Oh, the pain.
"Wow... you can make cookies?" Blake asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, using the Rasengan I mix the ingredients... and then doing this-" Naruto said as he turned his palm up, and Blake watched a single spiral of chakra began spinning above Naruto's hand. It was part of the First Step of the Rasengan. Naruto made a ton of these spirals and put them together, the Rasengan was pretty much made of them. To learn the Rasengan, you needed to master the ability to make your chakra rotate.
Of course, a single rotation didn't compare to the Rasengan... with this Naruto could put a crater in a rock... with a Rasengan he could blast the boulder... and whatever was behind it, straight to the afterlife.
"Can you stop telling us how scary the Rasengan is? We get it already." Jaune said weakly, raising his hand up. And that isn't Naruto's strongest attack either.
Blake moved her finger to touch the spiral, before she pulled it out when her finger got a horrible friction burn that left her digit red, a light amount of skin peeled off.
"Ow..." Blake said as she sucked on her finger.
Some wince a little at that. "That gotta hurt." Yang muttered.
'Just be glad you aren't feeling their pain.' Spirit thought to himself. 'The other Team RWBY and JNPR, along with the Golden Trio, aren't so lucky.'
"Curiousity killed the Blake, but anyway... I use super intense friction to heat up the cookies and speed cook them." Naruto explained to her as he spun the spiral so fast that it looked like a yellow disk. Naruto ended the spiral, and Blake looked at him sourly.
Blake also look sour. "Then why haven't he stopped me from touching it? He did saw me go for it."
"Probably to show you how dangerous the Rasengan really is." Ren replied with a shrug.
"So, you didn't stop me from touching it why?" She questioned him, since he had watched her go for it.
"To show you that you can't handle the Rasengan. Heck, it might be possible for you to make an aura version of it... but it might not be. The Rasengan, unlike other jutsu, is pure chakra manipulation. No elements, no handsigns, nothing... it is one of the highest levels of chakra control." Naruto explained to her as he held out his hand.
"And there you go." Ren said while Blake pouted. Okay, she admit that learning the Rasengan is more dangerous than she realize.
The Rasengan took three steps to complete, and Naruto could now do the first and second step with only a single hand no problem
It was the same third step that gave him trouble, but he used Shadow Clones to work around it with no trouble.
Naruto frowned for a moment... now that he remembered, part of the reason for his bad chakra control was that he simply hadn't matured enough to use the Rasengan correctly. He practiced it all the time, for all he knew he had been using a Shadow Clone for years.
He had known the jutsu for 5 years now, and he had never tried it without a Shadow Clone.
Naruto formed a Rasengan in his hand.
All of the readers look blank for that.
"How….did he not realize that?" Weiss asked dully.
"It was years, and he just now noticing?" Pyrrha questioned in slight disbelief in her voice.
"I think even I can notice that." Jaune deadpan.
"It's Naruto. He have his smart times, he have his stupid times." Spirit told them blankly. He's pretty much use to it by now.
"Don't you need clones for that?" Blake asked him with a dull tone. He ALWAYS used clones to help him.
"I did... and I didn't realize I didn't need to until now. Apparently, I didn't realize I had gotten good enough to do this... thank you Sage training." Naruto said, as he put it up to his Sage training and balancing chakra that allowed him to do this. Naruto cut the Rasengan, before he groaned and held his hand.
He felt like a dumbass right now.
"You should be feeling that." Yang said, like Naruto could hear her. Seriously, no one in hear could learn something and not known he/she learned it?
….Well, Ruby and Jaune are debatable.
How long had he been able to use the Rasengan without clones, and not known about it?
"How can you not realize that?" Blake asked, since she was pretty sure she would notice it. Naruto face palmed again, before he slammed his forehead onto the table.
"I am still learning how well I can control my power, this is like going to school naked for me. I am SO embarrassed right now." Naruto admitted with his cheeks showing a little red to them. He really was humiliated that he didn't realize he had stopped needing Shadow Clones for this.
Apparently, at 17 years old his chakra control had improved, and forming the Rasengan had become instinct for him.
"I'm baaaaack!" Ruby shouted as she put down a bowl in front of Naruto and looked at him with wide eyes. She wanted this cookie! She wanted the cookie so badly that she had just ran all the way to the kitchen, stole a metal bowl and filled it with the right amount of stuff. Then she ran all the way back.
"Woohoo!" Ruby cheered, eager to see Naruto to make those cookies. Even though she can't eat them, she must see the masterpiece happening!
"I have a carpet burn on my face..." Yang complained as she was face down on the carpet. She had been fucking dragged the entire way from the room, to the kitchen, all around the kitchen, and then back here. Her arm was out of it's socket, though she could jerk that back into place.
Yang wince. "Yeah, my other isn't looking so good."
"Serve you right for dragging us into the bathroom, THREE times on purpose." Weiss retorted, crossing her arms. Ruby would've nodded in agreement, if she wasn't focus on the screen.
She could understand carpet burn on her knees, she could make dick sucking jokes about that, but on her face.
What was she eating a pussy? Ha, hairy vagina jokes.
Weiss didn't hesitate to punch Yang in the arm. "Ow." Yang winced, rubbing her arm. "That actually hurt a bit."
"I had had practice punching you." Weiss grunted.
Weiss punched her in the arm, because for some reason she felt that Yang had earned a punch.
"That she did."
"You're just upset that I came up with before you did."
Weiss groaned at the movement, since both of her arms were killing her. Ruby dragged her, and she was forcing to drag Yang... so she had Ruby pulling, and Yang being dead weight.
Weiss attempted to punch Ruby, but the girl ducked and punch Weiss back without looking. The punch caused Weiss to fall on the foor and on her side. "Ow." Weiss winced, holding her side where Ruby punched. "You weren't kidding about the strength."
"Told ya." Yang said to her.
"Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie." Ruby said to Naruto with her eyes sparkling.
Many of them shivered, especially when they saw the same look on Ruby's face. Ruby is just too sweet, especially with the puppy dog eyes.
"Seriously, a giant puppy." Blake muttered with a shiver. Ruby was so sweet, that Blake was going to go to the doctor to check herself for diabetes.
Yang laughed. "Good one."
"I have my moments."
"Sheesh, impatient aren't you. Give it here." Naruto said as he looked at all of the stuff already in the bowl and ready to be mixed. Naruto raised an eyebrow at her, before he created a Rasengan and lowered it into the bowl.
Blake and Ruby both watched in utter fascination as the raw ingredients were sucked into the ball, before being mixed together and spat back out, while more ingredients were sucked into the ball and spat out. It was constantly sucking, mixing, and spitting back out everything in the bowl. It was seconds, and the much turned into a light brown mush that was beginning to look completely one color. Ruby's mouth started to leak a lot of saliva as she stared into the bowl like it was a god.
It was practically glowing golden to the girl.
Everyone is watching this in fascination, especially Ruby. As she was reading the book, drool came out of the side of her lip like a waterfall.
Naruto made a second Rasegan, and placed it next to the first one.
Ruby nearly had an orgasm, it was that amazing of a sight for the girl. She had a near sexual bliss, though it hadn't truly reached that point yet. The smell was so good that it was like she could taste it.
"That's….going a bit far." Pyrrha said cautiously.
"I have to agree with you there." Yang said, looking at her sister. She is being just like her other, near orgasmic bliss. "Though I don't think she cares." If Ruby doesn't marry any weapons, she was going to marry someone with great cooking skills.
'A-rank Jutsu, capable of ripping through boulders, tanks, and steel with ease... and I am using it to mix together cookie dough and bake it.' Naruto thought for a moment with dull eyes.
Yang snorted. "You can see the irony there, if you think about it."
"I don't care about that. As long as it make cookies, it's good." Ruby muttered in a trance. She's in a hypnotized state and near sexual bliss state at the moment. Yet, she still kept on reading.
The friction between the Rasengan started to cause the air in the bowl, and the dough, to heat up a lot and very quickly. It was an even heat that spread through the entire bowl, before it started to steam and turned a nice slightly darker, but still light, brown.
Then Naruto pulled the cookie out of the bowl, and it was shaped like a giant ball of cookie.
When she saw the cookie, all steaming and hot, it was a last straw for Ruby. Without thinking, she charge at the TV, only for Yang, Pyrrha, and Nora to grab onto her. "Let me go! I must have that cookie! I must have it!"
"Ruby, it isn't real! Snap out of it!" Yang yelled at her flailing sister. This is Cupcake War all over again!
Spirit look in amusement as the three girls held Ruby down on the couch. He walk over to them before picking up the book, and then summon chains to keep the girl on the couch. "That should hold her." Spirit said before walking back to his recliner. "I'll read the rest of it, if you don't mind."
Ruby pulled off a piece of the cookie and put it into her mouth.
"I want to have your babies." Ruby told Naruto with a dead serious look in her eyes, her eyes glinting. This cookie was amazing, best cookie she had ever had. It was so filled with life, though that could be the chakra in the cookie as well.
Her mouth is practically forming a waterfall with the amount of drool is gushing out. "I must taste the cookie." Ruby said aggressively. "I must see for myself. If my other think it's that good, it must be."
"...She lost it." Weiss said as she, Blake, and Yang scoot away from the sweet obsessed girl.
Blake took a piece off the ball as well, before she put it into her mouth and paused.
She didn't even LIKE sweets all that much, her taste buds weren't all that great, but even she could taste the explosion of flavor that made her mouth into a party.
All eyebrows were raised. "Okay, if Blake likes it that much, then it must be good." Yang said. Everyone agreed, especially the girl herself.
"I will have your children." Blake told Naruto with a nod of her head. If he could do this with cookies, imagine what he could do with tuna and mixing it into a fine blend for her tuna sandwitches? She would eat the most fine tuna sandwitch the world had ever seen in the future.
Blake's eyes glinted at that while Yang and Weiss glare at that. That's not gonna happen if they got a say in it!
"I am more worried about that." Naruto said as the red cloaked girl hugged the cookie to her chest, and she treated it like a baby.
Then she started to eat it with a savage look on her face.
"I don't blame him." Jaune said, as they look at the scene and then at the now frothing Ruby.
Yang sweatdrop. "She's getting sugar deprived again." Yang said blankly. She saw that state of Ruby a few times in the past, so she knows what's happening.
She finished in moments, before she grabbed the bowl and both of the girls on the ground paled when they realized what was about to happen.
"Oh shi-!" Yang started to say, before they were pulled form the room again.
Weiss and Yang winced. "My other's arm is going to get dislocated again." Yang said in pity.
'I feel pity for you other me.' Weiss thought to herself. First Yang's trips to the bathroom, now getting dragged by Ruby? She's really unlucky to get them as partners.
"This will not end well." Naruto noted with a twitching eye.
He could see where this was going to go.
Team JNPR, Weiss, Blake, and Yang look at the frothing Ruby before looking at each other and nodding in silent agreement.
If Naruto exist in their dimensions, they will NOT let Ruby get her hands on the cookie. She would put every grocery store out of business if they do.
And that's the end. I hope all of you have enjoyed this chapter. Review, favorite, and follow and I will see you guys later.
